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Staredit Network -> UMS Showcase -> The Shittiest Map Ever
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Screwed on 2004-12-05 at 23:25:13
I was bored so I made this map in 15 minutes. Enjoy. Remember it's censored.gif . tongue.gif
Also remember, this is not my full potential, I didn't use colours and didn't do good terrain plus I didn't name the units properly. It has many flaws. I just made it because of lameness and boredom.

There is no description in the map, so I'll explain it here.

You are a marine, if any enemy units touch you, you die. I don't know if some functions work yet. It's not fully done. You lay mines and get some units over time. The units are always moved to your marine. There is three mature chrsilas at the top where units spawn.. get there and kill them.
The tank and Lurker sometimes don't die when touched by the enemy somehow. I think it is because the location centred on them is too small. There is a dropship that holds an SCV and a Drone. Unload the SCV to self-destruct biggrin.gif or unload the drone to see some spam happy.gif

This map is physically impossible with 1 player.

I think this is the type of retarded maps people on b.net actually play. happy.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2004-12-06 at 15:14:43
QUOTE( Screwed)
I think this is the type of retarded maps people on b.net actually play.

LMAO, yes, I suppose that's true, but what's the point of trying to make a censored.gif ty map.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Illusion on 2004-12-08 at 20:54:43
Lol enjoyed this much I did and so did the other people apparently biggrin.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by eXiLe on 2004-12-08 at 21:45:48
censored.gif ty/enjoyable tongue.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by KaboomHahahein on 2004-12-08 at 22:54:00
Stupid maps = fun!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2004-12-09 at 06:26:26
It's a new map concept thing. There are bounds, RPGs, defense, and now crappy. This could get popular since these kinds of map ares the ones that get played the most, lol.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by AqoTrooper on 2004-12-09 at 07:12:24
well, most people get bored in long games, so short&easy-to-understand(what you called "crappy") games are getting popular fast, because of those reasons:
1. they don't require thought so every noob on bnet jumps into them, what means that you can fill up all 6/8 slots in 10 seconds and play right away.
2. the map is short and you actually have a chance to finish it.
3. it has no storyline, complex mission, or time when you need to think what to do, you just follow the most non-noob in the map till you get good at it yourself.
4. most times you an just do nothing and chat with the other players. chatting is fun!
5. if you're the creator of the map, it takes you only 5 minutes to make the map but you recive weeks of glory from tons of players that get to play it.
6. you don't care if someone steals that map, since you didn't put any effort into it anyway.

moral: maps like "Don't F**kin' Move" and "Last Man Standing" are fuuuuun biggrin.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2004-12-09 at 11:45:51
I don't find them fun because I can never last more than a few seconds. Not as bad as don't click the flag though, or move your screen.

I will admit I played a lot of 'The Thing' when it came out though. Trooper is right. Only people on forums tend to care about good maps, because that's why they go to forums.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2004-12-09 at 11:54:44
I enjoyed the map, yah stupid maps are fun to play lol, people on battle.net tend to like crappy maps, so this could end up being the most played map on battle.net wink.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Fortune on 2004-12-09 at 13:50:37
w()()t, nice....
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