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Report, edit, etc...Posted by SaLaCiouS(U) on 2004-12-08 at 16:33:03
NEW LIST UPDATED: December 8th, 2004 - 05:18 PM SEN Time

Do the Dew's mom.

If you can't beat 'em, die trying.

Life is circumstantial.

My initials are J.B. not N.Y.

But Justin, you know it's not my fault I hate blacks.

Do you like your friends?

They always have the black guy who works for white folk.

I shall bind books from your skin!

Funny how we only talk when one of us needs something.

My calculator is from Kevin Krebs, who died in a motorcycle accident involving his tongue

getting caught in the spokes.

April 21st is officially international Queer Day.

Shut the Hell up you mother censored.gif ing, cock sucking, ass licking, faggot.

While playing games online, sign up saying that you're from Asia. You'll automatically be

number one on any ladders.

OmGoDoZoRz!

Do you ever have nightmares where you do good in school?

I have to go use the lawn.

i lik trux and foweelrs

Something about the minions of Lord Satan rising up from the earth to suck the blood of

young virgin girls.

In Africa people believe you can cure AID's by having sex with a virgin.

Justin: You know that "awesome" game Shadow Hearts? It's actually about magicians who fight

against the German Nationalists of World War I who want to conquer the world with magic.
Tyler: That's pretty gay.

Tyler: We need to make some thermite. I wanna be able to vaporize carbon steel.
Justin: I don't think I want to make something that can vaporize carbon steel.

Tyler: God damnit. I thought Doug would be pro-Kerry.

Talking to you is bittersweet. It's like you're having a conversation with yourself, and

I'm eavesdropping.

I'll beat you like a stepchild.

I have something better to do right now, but I'm neglecting it like a black father neglects

his child.

"I shaved my mustache just for this commercial, and I'm a lady!"
- Mrs. Patterson imitating possible Bo-Flex user

Ricky Martin and Jewel are the same person.

If I could have any super power it would have to be stretching power. Women would love

that.

I told you, I'm not Xena. I'm Lucy Lawless.

Flavored ribbed magnum extra pleasure.

Girls don't like boys girls like cars and money.
Boys will laugh at girls when they're not funny.

Remember that strapping young Nazi lad?

Remember that time we convinced that black guy that they were re-initiating slavery?

The slogan for the Nintendo DS is, "Touching is good."

Something without a point is a circle.

Actual words of my dad:
"You can't go around whacking off, banging your sister."

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

OMG WTF BBQ~!

I'm thinking of a color between 1 and T.

If God had a censored.gif it would be gold, and he would be able to orgasm on command.

You are not a band unless you play an instrument.

If shooting a man with a shotgun and then stomping on his corpse is wrong, then I don't

wanna be right.

if that woman comese to you with
her song so sweet, say damn
let the poor sucker sleep...

Tyler: Yeah, so you and justin "do your labs", i knew it emily, maybe me and you could "do

some labs" sometime
Emily: God tyler its not like that!
Tyler: emily i can't believe you "do labs" with everybody
Emily: God Tyler we don't "do labs"!
Tyler: YES, you admitted it, so you and justin don't do labs, you just mess around!
Emily: No, i didn't mean, god tyler, you are so immature...

"fo shizzle ma nizzle" is a bastardization of "fo' sheezy mah neezy" which is a

bastardization of "for sure mah nigga" which is a bastdardization of "I concur with you

whole heartedly my African american brother."

You wish you were cool like my foot.

Nice legs what time do they open?

If I had a nickel for everytime I said a smart thing I'd have 13 cents.

For me the 60s ended that day in 1978.

Someone should make laserpens with lasersights to make them easier to aim.

I hate time! There's like... too much of it!

Ignorance should not be a decision.

You can go fornicate yourself in the anus until you bring yourself to orgasm via prostate

stimulation.

Doug sucks the pole.

Yeah well while you were trying to get laid by old ladies I carved my name in the inside of

your mothers uterous while she was having oral sex with your dog.

Mother censored.gif er Ii come from the hardest part of Atlanta where a little faggot ass

mother censored.gif er like you would get cornholed by a dyke with a censored.gif ing broomstick.

What's the difference between a mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a mercedes

in my garage.

Live forever in real life. No downloads, No scam. Just clicks. Get your FREE immortality

rings. Check my profile. no outwar foxwar BS. LINK IN PROFILE

You're pretty smart. Let's see how smart you are when you're not breathing!

Justin: For a moment I felt special.
Kevin: Too bad you aren't. You're generic and replaceable.

<Yoshi_da_Sniper> lets all have an orgy

<Yoshi_da_Sniper> ARGGG THAT BURNS MY BLOODY EYES! [After seeing Sala's pic]

Kevin: Fox Mulder is the personification of perfection. I would give vital parts of my

anatomy to lick the sweat from his balls.

Kevin: Dude my dad is making fun of diabetics because he thinks they are just being whiny

pussies and they dont need medication to live.

[08:07:47.562] <Bringer(MC)> temp ur gay
[08:07:49.906] <Temp(MC)> i am

<06/12/2004 22:25:29 'Louis' > Gassing seemed a waste to me of useful resources
<06/12/2004 22:25:42 SaLaCiouS(Ü) > you mean the Gas or the Jews
<06/12/2004 22:25:53 'Louis' > gas, better to use it in Industry.
<06/12/2004 22:26:04 SaLaCiouS(Ü) > You should have said Both
<06/12/2004 22:26:04 SaLaCiouS(Ü) > Jews are a natural resource too

If you spin an Oriental Person around, do they get Dis-orientated?

How many "Mentally Challenged" Kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Kid: Let's go play checkers!!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by .Coko[CK] on 2004-12-08 at 16:38:57
I'm with stupid happy.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by NeoNightmareX on 2004-12-08 at 16:57:55
Convo with Kow (well this is random crap)

Me: hey
Kow: Hey
NeoNightmareX: wats ^?
Kow: Nothing
Kow: im just looking at psychic stuff
Me: psycho stuff?
Kow: psychic*
Kow: as in telekinesis and telepathy
Me: yea, psycho
Kow: psychokinesis yes
Me: psychoness?
Kow: but psycho itself has a crazy connotation
Kow: psychokinesis
Kow: =
Kow: telekinesis
Me: wtf is connotation
Kow: implied meaning
Me: wait
Me: wats
Me: implied mean
Kow: like
Kow: uhh
Kow: how to explain
Me: LMAO
Me: im jk
Kow: dur
Me: i know wat that it
Me: is*
Me: all of it
Kow: well im used to explaingin words to adrian
Kow: *he's psychic*
Me: lol
Me: ok
Me: and im not popular
Me: (but i am popular, cause im el presidente)
Me: (which is the president)
Me: (class president)
Kow: biggrin.gif
Kow: pues si, se eres un presidente
Me: uhh?
Kow: of course, i know you are a president
Me: uh huh
Me: no hablo espanol
Me: biggrin.gif
Me: im so bored
Me: must not sleep
Kow: wanna look thru some psi stuff?
Kow: www.psipog.net
Me: psi
Me: my friend was in that
Me: want to help me practice my telepathy?
Kow: How?
Me: ok
Me: im thinking of a color between 1 and T
Kow: neither of those are colors
Me: use your telepathy to figure out which it is
Report, edit, etc...Posted by SnIpA(MC) on 2004-12-08 at 17:15:07
this is retarded......
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Lisk on 2004-12-08 at 17:38:10
<Y0-l3gal1z3-Y0> wow
<Y0-l3gal1z3-Y0> wtf is doom
<Lisk> DooM2
<Lisk> zDooM
<Y0-l3gal1z3-Y0> what pc do u need for it?
<Lisk> 95mhz
<Y0-l3gal1z3-Y0> k
<Y0-l3gal1z3-Y0> cheater
<Y0-l3gal1z3-Y0> smile.gif


it made me laugh smile.gif
(translated)

<02RUFI> hi tongue.gif
<07Lisk> --t
<02RUFI> hi tongue.gif
<02RUFI> how's life?
<07Lisk> --v
<02RUFI> ??talk normal, bugging me with ur encoding
<02RUFI> soo... how r u?
<07Lisk> \m/ happy.gif \m/
<02RUFI> tongue.gif

(translated)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mr.Camo on 2004-12-09 at 00:24:32
user posted image

Pwn'd.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by High on 2004-12-09 at 03:12:41
Umm. guys?
user posted image
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2004-12-09 at 05:02:01
*Kow wants a pancake

We are kinda random...

jokermatt999: hey hey
SkottyKow: hey
jokermatt999: what's up?
SkottyKow: notign
SkottyKow: playign w/ sara
SkottyKow: hehe
jokermatt999: ~_~
jokermatt999: lil too much info
SkottyKow: <-- perv
SkottyKow: yahoo gamews
SkottyKow: games
jokermatt999: suuuuuuure
jokermatt999: :-P
SkottyKow: yep ;-)
jokermatt999: like you can talk anyway....
SkottyKow: brb
jokermatt999: mmmk
SkottyKow: huh?
SkottyKow: wat u mean?
jokermatt999: SOUTHPARK'D
SkottyKow: =\
SkottyKow: Bluewhaled Biznatch!
jokermatt999: X-D
jokermatt999: well that was out of the blue!
SkottyKow: xD!
SkottyKow: hehe
SkottyKow: i suppose you think thats funny
jokermatt999: ...you thought that was funny didn't you?
jokermatt999: :-P
jokermatt999: I beat j00!
SkottyKow: no
SkottyKow: SkottyKow: i suppose you think thats funny
jokermatt999: ...you thought that was funny didn't you?
SkottyKow: HAH
SkottyKow: tie
SkottyKow: i guess
SkottyKow: biggrin.gif
jokermatt999: demmit
jokermatt999: meh
jokermatt999: mine appear-ed first!
SkottyKow: meh
jokermatt999: *tackle with laser*
SkottyKow: *snipes with laser sight on laser pen*
jokermatt999: *snipes with permanent marker*
SkottyKow: *gets high off of shot*
jokermatt999: o-0
jokermatt999: *shots self with animal traqs*
jokermatt999: ^_^
jokermatt999: *headbutts wall*
jokermatt999: WHEEEEEE
SkottyKow: ehhe
SkottyKow: *wall breaks*
jokermatt999: ;_;
jokermatt999: *heabutts you due to lack of wall*
SkottyKow: *moves and matt crashes into celing?*
jokermatt999: w00t!
jokermatt999: new headbutt object!
jokermatt999: *headbutts ceiling*
jokermatt999: *ceiling begins to crack*
jokermatt999: we=screwed
jokermatt999: *headbutts ceiling again* I'LL HOLD IT UP THIS WAY
SkottyKow: *me = gone out of room*
SkottyKow: biggrin.gif
jokermatt999: *head butts ground, causing area around j00 to FALL*
SkottyKow: *falls*
jokermatt999: OH NOES!
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