NEW LIST UPDATED: December 8th, 2004 - 05:18 PM SEN Time
Do the Dew's mom.
If you can't beat 'em, die trying.
Life is circumstantial.
My initials are J.B. not N.Y.
But Justin, you know it's not my fault I hate blacks.
Do you like your friends?
They always have the black guy who works for white folk.
I shall bind books from your skin!
Funny how we only talk when one of us needs something.
My calculator is from Kevin Krebs, who died in a motorcycle accident involving his tongue
getting caught in the spokes.
April 21st is officially international Queer Day.
Shut the Hell up you mother

ing, cock sucking, ass licking, faggot.
While playing games online, sign up saying that you're from Asia. You'll automatically be
number one on any ladders.
OmGoDoZoRz!
Do you ever have nightmares where you do good in school?
I have to go use the lawn.
i lik trux and foweelrs
Something about the minions of Lord Satan rising up from the earth to suck the blood of
young virgin girls.
In Africa people believe you can cure AID's by having sex with a virgin.
Justin: You know that "awesome" game Shadow Hearts? It's actually about magicians who fight
against the German Nationalists of World War I who want to conquer the world with magic.
Tyler: That's pretty gay.
Tyler: We need to make some thermite. I wanna be able to vaporize carbon steel.
Justin: I don't think I want to make something that can vaporize carbon steel.
Tyler: God damnit. I thought Doug would be pro-Kerry.
Talking to you is bittersweet. It's like you're having a conversation with yourself, and
I'm eavesdropping.
I'll beat you like a stepchild.
I have something better to do right now, but I'm neglecting it like a black father neglects
his child.
"I shaved my mustache just for this commercial, and I'm a lady!"
- Mrs. Patterson imitating possible Bo-Flex user
Ricky Martin and Jewel are the same person.
If I could have any super power it would have to be stretching power. Women would love
that.
I told you, I'm not Xena. I'm Lucy Lawless.
Flavored ribbed magnum extra pleasure.
Girls don't like boys girls like cars and money.
Boys will laugh at girls when they're not funny.
Remember that strapping young Nazi lad?
Remember that time we convinced that black guy that they were re-initiating slavery?
The slogan for the Nintendo DS is, "Touching is good."
Something without a point is a circle.
Actual words of my dad:
"You can't go around whacking off, banging your sister."
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
OMG WTF BBQ~!
I'm thinking of a color between 1 and T.
If God had a

it would be gold, and he would be able to orgasm on command.
You are not a band unless you play an instrument.
If shooting a man with a shotgun and then stomping on his corpse is wrong, then I don't
wanna be right.
if that woman comese to you with
her song so sweet, say damn
let the poor sucker sleep...
Tyler: Yeah, so you and justin "do your labs", i knew it emily, maybe me and you could "do
some labs" sometime
Emily: God tyler its not like that!
Tyler: emily i can't believe you "do labs" with everybody
Emily: God Tyler we don't "do labs"!
Tyler: YES, you admitted it, so you and justin don't do labs, you just mess around!
Emily: No, i didn't mean, god tyler, you are so immature...
"fo shizzle ma nizzle" is a bastardization of "fo' sheezy mah neezy" which is a
bastardization of "for sure mah nigga" which is a bastdardization of "I concur with you
whole heartedly my African american brother."
You wish you were cool like my foot.
Nice legs what time do they open?
If I had a nickel for everytime I said a smart thing I'd have 13 cents.
For me the 60s ended that day in 1978.
Someone should make laserpens with lasersights to make them easier to aim.
I hate time! There's like... too much of it!
Ignorance should not be a decision.
You can go fornicate yourself in the anus until you bring yourself to orgasm via prostate
stimulation.
Doug sucks the pole.
Yeah well while you were trying to get laid by old ladies I carved my name in the inside of
your mothers uterous while she was having oral sex with your dog.
Mother

er Ii come from the hardest part of Atlanta where a little faggot ass
mother

er like you would get cornholed by a dyke with a

ing broomstick.
What's the difference between a mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a mercedes
in my garage.
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You're pretty smart. Let's see how smart you are when you're not breathing!
Justin: For a moment I felt special.
Kevin: Too bad you aren't. You're generic and replaceable.
<Yoshi_da_Sniper> lets all have an orgy
<Yoshi_da_Sniper> ARGGG THAT BURNS MY BLOODY EYES! [After seeing Sala's pic]
Kevin: Fox Mulder is the personification of perfection. I would give vital parts of my
anatomy to lick the sweat from his balls.
Kevin: Dude my dad is making fun of diabetics because he thinks they are just being whiny
pussies and they dont need medication to live.
[08:07:47.562] <Bringer(MC)> temp ur gay
[08:07:49.906] <Temp(MC)> i am
<06/12/2004 22:25:29 'Louis' > Gassing seemed a waste to me of useful resources
<06/12/2004 22:25:42 SaLaCiouS(Ü) > you mean the Gas or the Jews
<06/12/2004 22:25:53 'Louis' > gas, better to use it in Industry.
<06/12/2004 22:26:04 SaLaCiouS(Ü) > You should have said Both
<06/12/2004 22:26:04 SaLaCiouS(Ü) > Jews are a natural resource too
If you spin an Oriental Person around, do they get Dis-orientated?
How many "Mentally Challenged" Kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Kid: Let's go play checkers!!