I copied this directly from my little text file
:-DA=Dark Archon- -DT=Dark Templar-
1.*Burrowed drone extractor glitch*- burrow a drone and press B or click on basic buildings. All the icons for the buildings will disappear except for the zerg extractor.
2.*Spawn broodling on building*- make a queen use spawn broodling on a drone, when the queen shoots her #### make the drone build and the building will explode/die like always and you will get 2 broodlings.
3.*ensnare on building*- make the queen ensnare a drone, make the drone build and the building will be ensnared for a few seconds.
4.*Spawn Broodling on archon/DA*- use spawn broodling on a any templar/DT just before it morphs, then when it's morphing it'll explode and only turn into 2 broodlings.
5.*Archon/DA Stasis field glitch*- just before an archon/DA is done morphing, use stasis field on it. When it wears off your archon will still have the graphic effect.
6.*Float A Drone*- To float a drone, corner a drone(surround it) with some other drones. Tell the drone to build any structure two times quickly (ie. B,H,click,B,H,click) then right click in that same spot(must be done quickly). The drone will fly across the map to it's destination.
7.*Drone under ANY building*- for some terran buildings do what you do in 'Lurker under a building' but for other buildings, do 'float a drone' to where you wanna build your building. After you set the drone off to fly, build a building where you told it to go, and once it gets there keep pressing U for burrow and then u go under a building. This also works for minerals, and any other thing(except water).
8.*Burrowable unit under ANY building*-make a couple/few units and burrow them right on top of each other near the building u wanna burrow under. Make them unburrow and keep clicking over the structure or sumthing to make them move over it. Burrow the unit and voila!
9.*Drone under a geyser*- Build an extractor then when the drone goes over it keep pressing U for burrow and you'll be under it in no time.
10.*Drone crash glitch*- Build a building and at the last split second before the burrow icon disappears, burrow then the game will crash for all players in the game that are looking at it. If they didnt look at it it will crash at the end of the game.
11.*Never unburrow*- Do the 'drone crash glitch' but burrow sooner and you can never unburrow.
12.*Perminantly Cloak Burrowing Zerg Units*- For this glitch, you need an Arbiter and any burrowing Zerg units. Set the Arbiter on patrol over a short area back and forth over where the units are cloaked and away to a point where they uncloak. Now, burrow the units uncloaked. Wait until the Arbiter comes to the point where the units would just be cloaking and unburrow. These units should stay cloaked permanently, unless you bring them back near the Aribiter or if you burrow and unburrow them again.
13.*Build Cloaked Zerg Buildings*- For this, you must first use the "Cloak Burrowing Zerg Units" glitch on a drone. Then, simply use the drone to build a building. This only works for certain buildings.
14.*Float A Templar (And Control It)*- You take two templars (High or Dark) and make sure they have enough space between each other. Tell them to merge into an Archon. While they're on their way, hold shift and right click anywhere on the map. Then, right before the templars start the merge, right click somewhere near them. The templars will then float to the place where you right clicked while holding shift. (If you want to be able to control it, instead of shift and right clicking on the map do it on a flying unit. The templars might stop or sumthign but if you move the flying unit they'll follow it untill a certain point and go back to the land so you gatta keep some distance)
15.*Tank Inside a Building*- To get a tank inside a building without exploding, you must bring the tank under the building while it is landing, but leave it unsieged. When the building has landed and the tank is on it's way out, this is when you must quickly siege the unit while it is still below the building. It will then stay like this.
16.*Crush An Interceptor*- To crush interceptors, just keep landing and lifting a building that can fly where it's flying. For example, if you have an Engineering Bay being attacked by Interceptors, all you have to do is lift off and land back down and if one of them are over it they will explode.
17.*Stop a turret*- Take an observer and bring it right above(on top of/over) a turret. It will stop spinning and stay stuck. It will only reactivate if any other flying units(except overlords, queens, shuttles, dropships, scieience vessels, and other observers) are nearby. It will deactivate again when it wants to attack the observer.
18.*Lurker under a building*- Do the same thing as "Tank Inside Building" but you can burrow sooner without crushing it. The lurker will be protected from melee attacks and other units without detectors.
19.*Make units come out and explode*- Just start building any unit, and at the LAST COUPLE MILISECONDS(timing must be good) cancil the unit. If done correctly the unit will be made and die on the spot without you even seeing it.
20.*Build any unit w/out addons*- First you need the addon. Press L and the hotkey of your unit(while the building is selected) and then you will see your unit about to be made but the bar won't move untill you land it again. So you can make a seige tank or goliath without the addon.
21.*Zerg Supply Past Limit*- You can easily get over 200 units! or use it at the beginning at the game to get an extra drone or so. When you build a building with a drone, your supply will decrease by 1 and you can build another drone, cancel the building and you get +1 drone over the supply limit. Use 3 drones to build 3 buildings and you build more drones then cancil the buildings and then you get +3 over the supply limit and so on.
22.*Zergling Lagging*- Get lots of zerglings(or any other unit that can burrow but zerglings are faster) and burrow them right on top of each other. Make sure you group them. Then press 1, U, 2, U, 3, U, 4, U and so on.
23.*Crush certain buildings*(*requires a ums map<with lights on/off> or a stack hack*)- If you want to crush tanks(that are seiged) just use any building. But for the rest use an engineering bay. Things you can crush: seiged tanks, Missile turrets, Cannons (because of the 1.10 patch you can no longer crush anything else)
24.*Pissed off drone*- Take a drone and tell it to build an extractor. Freeze the drone using stasis when he is over the geyser. Then take another drone and build the geyser. Once the frozen drone unfreezes he will be pissed off.
25.*Mine minerals without touching them*- Move an arbiter over water/space/invalid terrain make a worker go for the minerals then use recall on the worker and he will then stop where he is and mine minerals out of nowhere.
26.*Cast other stuff on units while in stasis*- cast stuff like lockdown or plague BEFORE, or RIGHT WHEN the arbiter casts stasis cell and the unit in the cell will have the affect such as lockdown. You can create some weird things with different units.
27.*Unban yourself from channels/games/BNET and get less lag*-
WARNING: This was not tested but it DOES reduce lag.
1)Log off
-Deleting the Registry from regedit-
2) Click on the start button
3) Click Run
4) Type in regedit and then hit ok
5) Click HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE
6) Click SOFTWARE
7) Right Click on Battle.net and click delete
-Deleting the Registry from bncache.dat-
8) Open up a window
9) Get into your starcraft folder (Most Likely C:\Program Files\StarCraft)
10) Right click on bncache.dat
11) Click Delete
12) Reconnect to the net
13) Log back onto the b.net, and you should be unbanned
*NOTE*- THESE ALL WORK EXCEPT I HAVN'T TESTED THE UNBAN THINGY BUT IT DOES REDUCE LAG! AND I HAVN'T WORKED MUCH WITH CRUSHING BUILDINGS!