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Report, edit, etc...Posted by HeRtZ on 2004-12-15 at 01:09:48
Are you guys afraid that the terrorists will poisen our farms in the U.S. Because the government hired people to actually protect our farm fields from any terrorists.
That's pretty scary... if they can get flying lessons they can be "farmers"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by ShadowBrood on 2004-12-15 at 01:20:18
Yeah... and we all die. That's fate for ya. Besides, the protecting thing prolly won't work as it was started by Bush who can't seem to do much right.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2004-12-15 at 14:43:34
Bush won't do something serious about it until there is a mass poisoning, when it'll be sort of too late and a lot of things will be rationed. I am not afraid of it happeneing soon, but I'm sure it'll happen eventually, but they'd have to take over a lot of food processing plants.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mr.Camo on 2004-12-20 at 10:18:19
This is why you install AA guns and have a cache of Ak-47's awaiting for those terroists in your farm houses.

That's all I have to say..
Report, edit, etc...Posted by BeeR_KeG on 2004-12-20 at 11:23:06
Poison them crops in US?

Are those terrorists stupid or something. Those crops supply a big percentage of the world's total grain production.

They kill those crops and the whole earth will go hungry.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mr.Asdf on 2004-12-20 at 13:09:12
ooooooooooo im not going to eat ne farm food ne more
Report, edit, etc...Posted by CaptainWill on 2004-12-20 at 17:19:20
QUOTE(Mr.Asdf @ Dec 20 2004, 07:09 PM)
ooooooooooo im not going to eat ne farm food ne more
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Yeah, good luck then.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by High on 2004-12-20 at 17:33:13
Dude, what they are gona do is put itching powder on all of sleep in australia, sow hen winter comes, everyone will put on their new woolen jackets and be forever itched to death

Buahahahaa
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2004-12-20 at 20:58:06
This sounds pretty censored.gif ing stupid to me.
I don't care.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Replicated on 2004-12-21 at 13:46:28
Terrorists can grow plants?(just wondering)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by IDontChat on 2004-12-22 at 22:13:59
NOTE:THIS IS A JOKE

How-2:Plant Crops, Terrorist Style

You will need:
-Crops to grow, preferably corn
-BOMBz
-Remote Detonator for the bombs
-A rubber chicken
-Water
-Water can

Steps:
1.Find corn seeds
2.Plant corn seeds
2a.If you don't know how to plant corn, blow yourself up with the bombs smile.gif
3.Water corn
4.Repeat the next day
5.Keep doing it until the corn grows
6.Eat corn
7.Stuff a bomb in the rubber chicken
8.Stuff the chicken in your mouth
9.Press the 'Detonate' button smile.gif
10.Laugh at yourself
11. Do this useless step
12.Repeat everything until you stop being resurrected

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