NOTE:THIS IS A JOKE
How-2:Plant Crops, Terrorist Style
You will need:
-Crops to grow, preferably corn
-BOMBz
-Remote Detonator for the bombs
-A rubber chicken
-Water
-Water can
Steps:
1.Find corn seeds
2.Plant corn seeds
2a.If you don't know how to plant corn, blow yourself up with the bombs

3.Water corn
4.Repeat the next day
5.Keep doing it until the corn grows
6.Eat corn
7.Stuff a bomb in the rubber chicken
8.Stuff the chicken in your mouth
9.Press the 'Detonate' button

10.Laugh at yourself
11. Do this useless step
12.Repeat everything until you stop being resurrected
