Well ... the most original one is, obviously: ORCS!!! Lol just kidding. Try something like...
- Efrum the retarded rabbit (He's like, the ultimate boss)
- Billy the mentally challenged bunny (he's a mini boss)
- Cabbage fiend (They fart

particles at you)
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Just Kidding... again
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How about this, everyone gets shrunk down somehow by a supernatural light.
They were playing pool or something and end up on the pool tabel. The light
effects the billiard balls and they begin rolling around due to a magnetic charge
in the air. And they squish you... and stuff....
ADDITION:
Sinister X... Okay your descriptions are weird.
Map Making Skill: Average
Type: Don't make maps
Then you go and say, "im working on a new map i have thought of several
creature names for zerg units..."
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