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All of the older members may remember this topic I made about six months ago in the good ole' times of SEN, Well, it's reincarnated!

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For those of you newer members, all you have to do is post your most worst experience, with a very idiotic person, on sc. It doesn't get much simpler.

Well, most of my idiotic times on SEN involve me being the idiotic person, so I'll leave it at that. And do you mean SEN or Starcraft i.e. battle.net?

B.Net, I believe.
Go Apcolypse535!
Apoc=My Friend
I=Call Music He Like Crap
Apoc=Angry
Apoc=Not Friend
Me=Join Apoc Game 2 Month Later
Apoc=Pissed Off
Me=Banned
Apoc=Acting Like Me = Stalking

Lol!!! I remember you posting that in old Idiot topic. He stalks you now? That's hillarious!

Mmm my "most worst experiance" would be every time, I see someone insult someone else's clan or try to prove themselfs by flooding one another.

I agree, it's sad how people try to prove themselves. It's also pretty bad when people think they're better than you, just because their record is better. RECORDS MEAN NOTHING!

I was bored so I made a record with 13 W, then a hi. Becuase of the size of the forces screen, hi is cut of in the forces screen

someguy: OMG, it's a name spoofer
me: No, it's a glitch in SC. 13 W takes up too much space
host: yeah right, I'm gonna ban you
me: why, I'm not hacking
host: YES YOU ARE, OMG
me: look, make an sn with 13 W then some letters, and you will see
host:OMG, you are banned
-I was banned-
next day I came on B.net and the host messaged me saying: OMG, I made an account with 13 V (he said V, not W), and it didn't work you hacker.
me: You have to use W, a double u
host: you hacker.
-I joined a game-
He followed me and called me a hacker
-I joined another game-
He followed me and called me a hacker
-I made a private game to piss him off-
He messaged me and said I was a hacker
-I used the /away command to spam him when he spammed me.
AFter a week of him following me, I stopped using that sn, spammed him in a new one, then went back to my one from before the WWWWWWWWWWWWWhi sn.

Heh, ill tell you something just plain stupid but its not about Starcraft its for Diablo II. One of my best friends i ever knew on Battle.net was transferring items right while i was just in the game half way across the map decided what skills to put to my character and then suddenly....I got a black screen saying my Connection has been interrupted.

He just got alittle ty and told me its ok. The next day he starting offending me about everyone making sure they dont lose your items to you after stealing them and running off.......after that it gotta little out of control. So the real deal here was he thinks i stole his items, and ran off and came back the next day and told me to remove him from my friends list saying he was no longer my friend anymore....

Oh my god......this is hilarious but sad. To him, computer game items are worth more than a good friend on Battle.net....last time i ever heard that ...

Heh im over it and i know he was in the wrong for sure. HA HA..sucks being innocent

Zerg Playing Dead: LoL thats an idiot for ya. I wonder how he thought he could whisper you and stuff if you were using a name spoof. People are retarded, if you think someone is spoofing a name just type /whois *name* if that person isn't in the game your in, he is using an acount spoof.

I think one of the most recent situations i can think of is when some Oo Member stole an old map of mine. When i found out about it I approched him and was basicly like "hey dude why the hell are you stealing my map". Well he denied it and instead said i stole it from him, tried to prove me wrong, very unsuccessfully, and kept whispering me "Dude just between us why did you steal it". The worst part about it is the leader Solar allowed him to stay in the clan just because he said "he will allow me to take credit for the map".

Lol, A load of people do that to me, if i do something strange, I'ma hacker and they ban, I start playing different games and they just keep calling me hacker.

Well, I already get noobed by someone...

-him: Hey noob, you suck.
-me: Who the hell are you calling Noob?
-him: You asslicker
-me: wtf is your problem?
-Me: 1-1 i'm going to kick your ass
-him: Bring it on you
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15 minutes later:
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-him: Ahaha! My army will kill you!
-Me: w/e
(I was really stressed, I though he had like 10 goliath, 20 tank, many ghost...)
-Him: Haha See this!!
(3 dropship with marine in it.... )
-me: Hahaha you suck...
-Me: See this!
(Muta-ling)
-him: NOO!!! ALLY END PLZ!! PLZZ!!
-him: damn
-him: you...
-Me: you too
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That was awesome... I learned something... When you suck... don't mess with people

here is my story

i enter game:

someone turns on Hanster
it displays
007Torrasque:HANSTER(Version 1.72) checking
me-WTF?
host-NO HANSTER ALLOWED YOU
me-i dont havce hanster, calm down man
host STFU YOU JEWISH NEWB GET THE outta my game
me- *007Torrasque thinks about it
me-naw
then he got really pissed
host- LEAVE OR I BAN YOU
me- try it and ill ban you with it
host- HACKER IM TELLIN BLIZZARD
me-go ahead, im friends with blizzard, and in fact im a mod for blizzard.
host- IM OUTTA HERE!!
host-ends game

Imao...

There another one:

-Me: Hey "the man that I don't remember is name" did you done this map?

-Him: why do you think there is my name in it?

-Me: I map make too, and I saw that you have a bug

-Him: Where?

-Me: The unit spawning thingy (Yea, he really suck at map making) Do you need help?

-Him: Pff you not even able to enter in my map...

-Me okay, let me have a try...

-Him: No ...Enough of you.. I can fix myself...
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I got banned from the game
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I was looking and he only done a little mistake..
Fews minutes later, he added me to his friend list...
-Him: Hey sucker, I need help...
Then he asked me to fix his map... but with some insults... I did accept...

...I didn't fixed is "bug" and I protected is map... when he download it and try to enter in is own map... kekeke He not even able...

SOoOo that How I revenged myself on this basterd

ROFLMAO

I played this very bad bound. The creator was the host. Name was "Kick ass bound!"

Anyways I join and I tell him to use hypper triggers because the obs were very messed up. And I told him to compress his music because it was a huge map size because his retarded teen titan sond was long.The map was also very messy.

Map creator: Fix this!
Me=Banned

Some people can't take help.

"Lol!!! I remember you posting that in old Idiot topic. He stalks you now? That's hillarious!"
No, he acted like I was stalking him.

Oh ya, here's another one.

This guy went to channel custom maps, and asked how you do something.
My friend strikerx-22 said that you hold alt and hit F4.
A moment later, the guy left the channel, and came backa minute later and said "WTF was that fore?!"
Rofl...

Another time...
I was in a Zergling Blood game, and this guy was being a dumbass...
Someone else threatened to hack him, so he said
"Haha, you cant hack me now!"
and left the game.


This isn't really a Starcraft thing, but still an example of good B.Net idiocy.
In D2, I hosted a game called "Idupe4u"
Someone joined and thought I could really dupe, so we went into trade menu, he put the Redeemer Mighty Scepter in, we clicked accept and I called him a dumbass.
Redeemer: 150-200 damage, +2 Pal Skills, +4Redemtion, +2HolyBolt, +50% to undead, and a few other things I can't remember

Imao yea I love D2 too!

Another one.. Iused to be really bastard..

I was testing a map on Open for a fully test.
A guy Joined and asked me if I wanted to make a map with him... I told no and I started the game...

Later in the game, He asked me the same question...I told him no...

Fews minutes later, the same "god damn" question... I killed him and he lost the game.

He msg me to help him, I squelched him.

2 Days later the same basterd with another name asked me the same question...

THAT WAS ENOUGH!!

I told him Okay... He spread a terrain, and asked to make fews little triggers...

I didn't do the triggers, I protected the map, and put a crashing C.C at the start (when you see it you crash)

You know what... it was a 256x192 map... Poor him... I hope he left a back-up

Wow. That's pretty mean.
He just wanted a wittle bittle help. lol.

I used to play 7v1 when I was a enwb, so don't make fun of me, lol, this was a long time ago.

-We killed the computer, and didn't win.
-So, people kept building forces.
-People tell others to stop building but they keep building, so everyon keeps doing it.
-Eventually, I am maxed on bc, wraiths, and goliaths, the guy next to me is maxed on bc and tanks, the guy under me is maxed on carriers, I forgot some of them, but a guy just had 1 of every zerg building and kept mining with his MAXED OUT DRONES, lmao, and red sucked horribly.
-We talked for 20 minutes and eventually decided it coult be oj (the drone guy), or red (the guy with barely anything, had 3 zealots and a carrier)
-I get accused of being a bser, and blue aswell (the guy with bc and tanks)
-He and I start moving our D towards each other though
-Eventually, red has a carrier and an arbiter [scsm]WOW[/scsm], oj still has maxed out drones (was a money map, he had a fricking huge score at the end), and we were getting tired
-suddenly, red puts his carrier and arbiter in the middle, then attacks my bc.
-I say wtf red, you suck, is this a joke
-He says he'll win because everything is invisible(he thought the arbiter made everything he had invisible and unable to be attacked... idiot, lol)
-Easy, I yomato his carrier and Arbiter at the same time.
-Then I tell him some stuff, first, his arbiter wasn't cloaked and never would be. Then, his building and zealots wouldn't be cloaked. Then, 4 interceptors is pathetic, learn what an upgrade is. Lastly, I tell him if he's gonna bs with cloaked units, he should turn off his shared vision
-He called me hacker (have you noticed if you're ever batter than someone, you immediately become a hacker).
-we killed him in about 5 seconds with everyone massing him, even the drone guy who was closest. (it was a 64x64, so we didn't have to go far.)

That's one of 3 stupid bser stories I have, and 2 other random ones

Yea I remembered a 7vs1.

We killed each other, until a noob told us that he didn't know that he have to allied victory...

well i was randomly joining clan channels and i came accross one called clan AoL. i was talking to one of the leaders and told him of america online. he had never heard of it( he said he was from like europe or something and uses earthlink) so he had never heard of America Online. I told him that it was a federal offence to use a channel named after aol and he would get sued. so i told him i was about to alert aol about their actions and he started to flip out saying "wat should we do!". so i said i was about to leave to contact aol so i signed off and created a new account called AmericaOnlineRepresentative or something like that and entered the channel. i scared the out of him but he alerted another clan leader that had heard of america online so i left.

funny as hell

That's friggin hilarious. I mean really awsome, . lmao

edit:

Have you guys ever seen someone try to win a game with SCVs?

This guy had a theory that since SCVs have 60 instead of 40 HP like Marines, SCVs ar better for fighting. So, he bsed me wih SCVS, AN IDIOT, LMAO!!! He maxed out on SCVs (up to the original 10), then tried to make a depot, because I guess he forgot to. Then, he attacked me with his army of 10 SCVs. I wasted him with my firebats and marines. I killed his depot with the marines, but then held them back. Then, to piss him off, I killed his cc with my SCVs, lol. He was an idiot, because he never lifted off, he just swore, guess he was a newb, after all, he attacked with SCVs. After about a minute of blue sparkles, the cc died and I won.

Wow.. Thats pretty mean

Your friend should have read that Marines do double damage to SCV's.

ehh
we were talking about how i can fix my friends port.
Me:go get your ip
my friend:whats my ip?
Me:its in your network connections in your control panel
my friend:ok i got it now what?
me:go in your IE and type in 192.168.1.1
my friend:ok done it asked me about some kind of username and password
me:go find out what your username and pw is
my friend:i dont know whats yours?
me: we have different computers, its not the same.
my friend:cant i use yours?
me(repeating): we have different computers, its not the same.
my friend:oh cant you do it for me though?
me(repeating): we have different computers, its not the same.

and yeah. i told him to forget about it but he still bugs me once in awhile.

LoL Heres my story of a B-net idiot. His name is Sessase. . .
Uhh dude when people download maps it is put in there DOWNLOADS folder. So unless there actually storing the map in there download folder, all your efforts are worthless.