Report, edit, etc...Posted by Replicated on 2004-12-24 at 17:13:22
How does santa get down the chiminey. Hes so 
ing fat he couldn't fit down the damn thing. Can anyone explain this??? Besides that fact that santa doesn't exist.
ing fat he couldn't fit down the damn thing. Can anyone explain this??? Besides that fact that santa doesn't exist.Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mr.Camo on 2004-12-24 at 17:16:33
He uses intense lubrication.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Replicated on 2004-12-24 at 17:28:08
If he uses that then how if he suppost to get back up? He would slide down the wall.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mr.Camo on 2004-12-24 at 17:30:07
He gets back up by doing to same thing, except he slides so fast that he can go up..
Report, edit, etc...Posted by KaboomHahahein on 2004-12-24 at 17:33:47
He can teleport.
Remeber "he sees you when you're sleeping (shower). He knows when you're awake (Changing)"
Remeber "he sees you when you're sleeping (shower). He knows when you're awake (Changing)"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by TheOddAngel on 2004-12-24 at 17:52:33
... Watch The Movie Santa Clause... Thats How He Does it... The Chimny Grows and he goes down it with his magic bag 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mini Moose 2707 on 2004-12-24 at 18:04:33
He goes "screw this" and kicks the door down.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by TheOddAngel on 2004-12-24 at 18:08:06
mmm... I see where ur going with that moose... Then all the cops come in because the alarm goes off... Santa then rips off his shirt and turns out to be a pro wrestler... Then he takes all the cops down steals the familys cookies... Laughs and hands them all a lump of coal... He then repeates this until there are no more cops left and then he jsut steals cookies and laughs... and coal...
ITS ALL TRUE!!!
ITS ALL TRUE!!!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by pekkel_the_duck on 2004-12-24 at 18:11:01
Well too bad for Santa cause I don't leave cookies! I leave moon cakes....
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Replicated on 2004-12-24 at 18:17:45
Santa should stop eating all that stuff hes gunna get so fat he will have a heart attack.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2004-12-24 at 18:20:02
Well I already Openned a fire in the fireplace on Christmas... I don't know why, he leaved me some coal...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2004-12-24 at 18:39:14
How do you think he does it?
Who says Santa is limited by our mortal bounds of three dimensions?
You see, Santa is really a creature of four dimensions, which is how he can also deliver all the presents in one day.
Now, what he does, is he sidesteps out of the third dimension, and goes AROUND the chimney, and then, once he's ligned up with the Firebat*, he sidesteps into it!
EDIT:
*Erk, Fireplace not Firebat, lol...
Who says Santa is limited by our mortal bounds of three dimensions?
You see, Santa is really a creature of four dimensions, which is how he can also deliver all the presents in one day.
Now, what he does, is he sidesteps out of the third dimension, and goes AROUND the chimney, and then, once he's ligned up with the Firebat*, he sidesteps into it!
EDIT:
*Erk, Fireplace not Firebat, lol...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by PCFredZ on 2004-12-24 at 19:48:29
Ever since the Aflac commercial where Santa got stuck trying to go down the chimney (you know, due to today's unhealthy fast food, soft drinks, and lack of excercise) and did not have that insurance (what insurance?), the elves had to do it... which, they realized, was what they should have done in the first place. Yeah, this joke will make sense only if you live in the U.S.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Adam on 2004-12-24 at 20:07:22
QUOTE(Replicated @ Dec 24 2004, 05:17 PM)
Santa should stop eating all that stuff hes gunna get so fat he will have a heart attack.
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Zombie on 2004-12-24 at 20:48:28
there is no such thing as santa
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2004-12-25 at 12:01:04
QUOTE(EzDay2 @ Dec 24 2004, 06:39 PM)
once he's ligned up with the Firebat*, he sidesteps into it!
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Someone needs to cut down on the Starcraft playing!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2004-12-25 at 16:03:52
"there is no such thing as santa"
Oh, no Santa eh?
Well, then why did you think of him? 'EH?!
He exists... in your mind...
Pitiful human fool...
Oh, no Santa eh?
Well, then why did you think of him? 'EH?!
He exists... in your mind...
Pitiful human fool...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by NerdyTerdy on 2004-12-26 at 01:10:53
erm I think he is actually my mom and dad cuz I'm smart like that.
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Replicated on 2004-12-26 at 14:04:12
Santa is our imagination. It is so powerful that it creates the existance of him in real life. Even though we try to deny his existance we can't help but think of him during christmas time. Which makes him real in our minds. Kids think hes real because they haven't developed common sense about him yet and think that if he doesn't exist the presents will not exist either. Thats my theroy.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Neiji on 2004-12-27 at 18:00:10
The santa we imagine right now is the cartoon drawing that Thomas Nast did of William Tweed. William Tweed was a boss that was arrested of corruption because of Thomas Nast. Tweed got arrested because Nast did pictures of him in newspapers to make fun of him. When Tweed moved to Spain, the newspapers that had him had reached there, and also did the news of his boss rule. That's how he got arrested. Well, it got around christmas time and Nast had to make a picture for the newspaper. He had no ideas, so he decided to do a picture of a jolly old man that passed out presents and he made it look like William Tweed.
http://www.spartacus.schoolnet.co.uk/USAtweed.htm
Here's the website about William Tweed...
http://www.spartacus.schoolnet.co.uk/USAtweed.htm
Here's the website about William Tweed...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2004-12-27 at 20:52:42
QUOTE(EzDay2)
How do you think he does it?
Who says Santa is limited by our mortal bounds of three dimensions?
You see, Santa is really a creature of four dimensions, which is how he can also deliver all the presents in one day.
Now, what he does, is he sidesteps out of the third dimension, and goes AROUND the chimney, and then, once he's ligned up with the Firebat*, he sidesteps into it!
Who says Santa is limited by our mortal bounds of three dimensions?
You see, Santa is really a creature of four dimensions, which is how he can also deliver all the presents in one day.
Now, what he does, is he sidesteps out of the third dimension, and goes AROUND the chimney, and then, once he's ligned up with the Firebat*, he sidesteps into it!
4 spacial dimensions you mean =\ 4th overall dimension is time, measurement of change in increments. Would have to be another spacial dimension.
John, did you actually research on how Santa came about? lol, I'd be too lazy, now I don't have to do anything. Chairmakers rule!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Lisk on 2004-12-28 at 17:08:12
there is no Santa!!1 Ded Moroz pwns you ^_^
Report, edit, etc...Posted by BeeR_KeG on 2004-12-28 at 17:55:50
Santa farts to go up the chimmeny.
He tucks in his belly to go down.
He tucks in his belly to go down.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2004-12-28 at 21:54:37
I think santa gets real oily, like a male stripper, then slides down the chimney. Once he's delivered all the presents and eaten the cookies, he rips a huge fart, and blasts himself out the top. He's probably one gross, oily, smelly dude.
EDIT: Woohoo, I can't spell for shiite!
EDIT: Woohoo, I can't spell for shiite!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mr.Camo on 2004-12-28 at 23:41:50
That's basically what I said for my post..
How do you know Male Strippers get oily?
How do you know Male Strippers get oily?