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That's from Simpsons, and it was Level 5.

i heard this in my lifeskills class

"There are no uninteresting things, only uninterested people."

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Actually, it's a song, but, meh...

Here's my quote

lol that is funny.

so if i ate chicken, am i chicken? lol

... >: )

I am small children.

I know odd...

"Those of you who think you know everything annoy us that do."

After that happening, I almost feel sorry for homer. Almost.

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"I like IP because he puts up with bull that Shadow Paladin puts out."

Rex owns.

Qu0tezored.

That's such an answer that only Chill could come up with.

Oh check this quote out:

Damn, didn't work before.

U didnt copyright it. But now i copyrighted mine so HA!

Should I report this or let it go?

Report for the immediate suppression of the last 5 posts (including this one).

Just you wait... mods and admin have more power over the copyright. By the way, I am now copyrighting the following letters and any words that have the following letters: "a" "b" "c" "d" "e" "f" "g" "h" "i" "j" "k" "l" "m" "n" "o" "p" "q" "r" "s" "t" "u" "v" "w" "x" "y" "z" "A" "B" "C" "D" "E" "F" "G" "H" "I" "J" "K" "L" "M" "N" "O" "P" "Q" "R" "S" "T" "U" "V" "W" "X" "Y" and "Z". There, now if someone posts here again I can sue them (unless their a mod and a admin)!!!!

Copyright 2005, All rights that a normal everyday SEN user has are resevered.

SA, it actually costs for copyrighting a medium . It's 20 bucks per document or so. Oh and it expires in a year so you gotta keep paying up just to have copyrights .

"Oh, for crying out loud."- Jack O'Neill, "Stargate SG-1"

"You know that 'we come in peace' business? Bite me."- Jack O'Neill, "Stargate SG-1"

"In my culture, I would be well within my rights to dismember you."- Teal'c, "Stargate SG-1"

"It's time for plan B."
"We have a plan B?"
"No, but it's time for one."- Jack O'Neill and Samantha Carter, "Stargate SG-1"

"You know, we really should come up with a new strategy. One that does not include us dying."- Jack O'Neill, "Stargate SG-1"

"Come to retrieve your vastly superior stuff? You know, it'd be a lot more superior if it wasn't so easy to steal."- Jack O'Neill, "Stargate SG-1"

[on weddings] "I can see why one must rehearse these events."- Bra'tac, "Stargate SG-1"

"If real is what you can feel, smell, taste and see, then 'real' is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain."- Morpheus, "The Matrix"

"Throughout human history, we have been dependent on machines to survive. Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of irony."- Morpheus, "The Matrix"

"Free your mind."- Morpheus, "The Matrix"

"Never send a human to do a machine's job."- Agent Smith, "The Matrix"

"To deny our own impulses is to deny the very thing that makes us human."- Mouse, "The Matrix"

"Dodge this."- Trinity, "The Matrix"

"Touch me and that hand will never touch anything again."- Trinity, "The Matrix Reloaded"

"Hope. It is the quintessential human delusion, simultaneously the source of your greatest strength, and your greatest weakness."- The Architect, "The Matrix Reloaded"

"What do all men with power want? More power."- The Oracle, "The Matrix Reloaded"

"Who has time? Who has time? But then if we never TAKE time, how can we have time?"- The Merovingian, "The Matrix Reloaded"

"You see there is only one constant. One universal. It is the only real truth. Causality. Action, reaction. Cause and effect."- The Merovingian, "The Matrix Reloaded"

"If one fails, all fail."- The Keymaker, "The Matrix Reloaded"

"That's how it is with people: nobody cares how it works as long as it works."- Councillor Hamann, "The Matrix Reloaded"

"Choice is an illusion created between those with power and those without."- The Merovingian, "The Matrix Reloaded"

"It is remarkable how similar the pattern of love is to the pattern of insanity."- The Merovingian, "The Matrix Revolutions"

"There's a difference, Mr. Ash, between a trap and a test."- Trinity, "The Animatrix"

"Whatever happens, happens."- Spike Spiegel, "Cowboy Bebop"

"You know the first rule of combat? Shoot them before they shoot you."- Faye Valentine, "Cowboy Bebop"

"Hunger is the best spice, they say."- Spike Spiegel, "Cowboy Bebop"

"Men are such idiots."- Faye Valentine, "Cowboy Bebop"

"Everything has a beginning and an end. Life is just a cycle of starts and stops. There are ends we don't desire, but they're inevitable, we have to face them. It's what being human is all about."- Jet Black, "Cowboy Bebop"

"Survival of the fittest is the law of nature. We decieve or we are decieved. Thus, we flourish or perish. Nothing good ever happened to me when I trusted others. That is the lesson."- Faye Valentine, "Cowboy Bebop"

"I tell ya, instead of being alone in a group, it's better to have real solitude all by yourself."- Faye Valentine, "Cowboy Bebop"

"The past is the past and the future is the future. A man is a man and a woman is a woman. The present is the present. I am who I am and you are who you are. That's all there is to it. Does it really matter? Or do we just think it does?"- Faye Valentine, "Cowboy Bebop"

"Most things get better when I kick them."- Spike Spiegel, "Cowboy Bebop"

"Lesson! Lesson! If you see a stranger, follow him."- Ed Wong, "Cowboy Bebop"

"Sit, boy."- Kagome, "Inuyasha"

"You stinking toad."
"You stinking human."
"Oh yeah? Well, this human's gonna kick your..."
"We'll see about that."- Kagome and Jaken, "Inuyasha"

"Now, was that aimed at me?"- Sesshomaru, "Inuyasha"

"I am not going to kill you. I am going to break you."- Naraku, "Inuyasha"

"Is that all I am to you, a jewel detector? Oh, yeah, I forgot, you have a thing for dead girls. Well, maybe I should help Miroku instead. He's much nicer than you, Inuyasha, and you could learn a few things from him."- Kagome, "Inuyasha"

"I didn't say 'get naked,' stupid! I just can't stand seeing you in those clothes!"- Inuyasha, "Inuyasha"

"Life itself is a frightening image for every human being. Being strong in life isn't easy."- Miroku, "Inuyasha"

"We ask for nothing in return, except for a place to stay, some food, and women."- Miroku, "Inuyasha"

"I'm gonna slit your stomach, take out your guts, and put 'em in a bowl!"- Inuyasha, "Inuyasha"

"Miroku, aim for the old injuries."- Kaede, "Inuyasha"

"I am not a centipede!"- Inuyasha, "Inuyasha"

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Don't try to copyright ANY of these quotes!

Msn Chat with a friend may not be funny or intreasting, But it was the best convo i had in weeks:



Best convo for weeks, Since im bored i though id palce it here, Kill a few seconds off my life.