Report, edit, etc...Posted by noisuk on 2005-01-10 at 23:17:42
My cousin and his friend:
Oo ** ***** oO: yur beaauuuttifull hair
Oo ** ***** oO: i love yur hair! =]
XPsychoItalianX: my hair is my pimpin' tool
XPsychoItalianX:
Oo ** ***** oO: ya ur hair is so sexy
XPsychoItalianX: wanna do it?
Oo ** ***** oO: of course!!!
Part 2
Oo ** ***** oO: i luv u
XPsychoItalianX: we did it already
what more u want?
Oo ** ***** oO: a relationship
XPsychoItalianX: i aint that kinda man, i my girl then dump her
Oo ** ***** oO has signed off.
Part 3
XPsychoItalianX: sorry bout yesterday
Oo ** ***** oO: its ok...
XPsychoItalianX: HAHA TRICKED U!!!
XPsychoItalianX has signed off
Thats funny man xD
Oo ** ***** oO: yur beaauuuttifull hair
Oo ** ***** oO: i love yur hair! =]
XPsychoItalianX: my hair is my pimpin' tool
XPsychoItalianX:
Oo ** ***** oO: ya ur hair is so sexy
XPsychoItalianX: wanna do it?
Oo ** ***** oO: of course!!!
Part 2
Oo ** ***** oO: i luv u
XPsychoItalianX: we did it already
what more u want?Oo ** ***** oO: a relationship
XPsychoItalianX:
i aint that kinda man, i my girl then dump herOo ** ***** oO has signed off.
Part 3
XPsychoItalianX: sorry bout yesterday
Oo ** ***** oO: its ok...
XPsychoItalianX: HAHA
TRICKED U!!!XPsychoItalianX has signed off
Thats funny man xD
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Zombie on 2005-01-10 at 23:36:03
thats mean..
BUT FUNNY!
BUT FUNNY!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by noisuk on 2005-01-10 at 23:37:39
I'll add more later
"TRUE STORY"
"TRUE STORY"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by DT_Battlekruser on 2005-01-11 at 00:02:37
mean, and not much humor in it.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by noisuk on 2005-01-11 at 00:09:23
Idl, I find it funny 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Lisk on 2005-01-11 at 04:09:08
ROFLMAO
my style xD!
my style xD!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Tazzy on 2005-01-11 at 05:13:04
How could you treat girls like that? 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2005-01-11 at 15:46:44
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Idl, I find it funny
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You Download!!!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Chill on 2005-01-11 at 15:57:32
What the , dude. I keep forgeting you and Cory are cousins.
, dude. I keep forgeting you and Cory are cousins.Report, edit, etc...Posted by Golden-Fist on 2005-01-11 at 15:57:44
Mine's betteR:
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bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me , I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
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bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me
, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands. bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Lisk on 2005-01-11 at 17:10:44
omg! Report, edit, etc...Posted by Zombie on 2005-01-11 at 20:07:39
LOL 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by MillenniumArmy on 2005-01-11 at 20:12:40
Heh, stupid....
who were those people?
who were those people?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-01-11 at 20:14:09
[center]Alright, THAT was funny![/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by DT_Battlekruser on 2005-01-11 at 20:18:56
second was funny, pwned War3 style.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by noisuk on 2005-01-11 at 21:52:10
Whoa dude nice
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Golden-Fist on 2005-01-11 at 23:31:42
bloodninja is the coolest guy on the plannet. He goes around doing fake cybers and posts them on the internet somewhere, there's another one i'll see if I can find it.
EDIT: Found it, this is stolen from him they just added different screen names, guess which one is BN
DFields0002: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
AznQT6944: thats ok. ok i'm pretending to be a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
DFields0002: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
AznQT6944: haha, ok lets go.
AznQT6944: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
DFields0002: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
AznQT6944: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
AznQT6944: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
DFields0002: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
AznQT6944: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
DFields0002: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They ing charge your ass.
AznQT6944: stop, cmon be serious.
DFields0002: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
DFields0002: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
AznQT6944: thats it.
AznQT6944: bye.
DFields0002: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
DFields0002: Goddam am I hard now
EDIT: Found it, this is stolen from him they just added different screen names, guess which one is BN
DFields0002: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
AznQT6944: thats ok. ok i'm pretending to be a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
DFields0002: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
AznQT6944: haha, ok lets go.
AznQT6944: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
DFields0002: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
AznQT6944: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
AznQT6944: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
DFields0002: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
AznQT6944: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
DFields0002: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They
ing charge your ass.AznQT6944: stop, cmon be serious.
DFields0002: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
DFields0002: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
AznQT6944: thats it.
AznQT6944: bye.
DFields0002: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
DFields0002: Goddam am I hard now
Report, edit, etc...Posted by DT_Battlekruser on 2005-01-12 at 00:41:19
Dfields is bn. Obviously
Report, edit, etc...Posted by High on 2005-01-12 at 04:27:34
LMAO