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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2005-01-19 at 20:17:28

Well...I was wonder how there can be a yoshi_da_sniper...if yoshi's don't have opposoble thumbs!

Report, edit, etc...Posted by x BakaPeter x on 2005-01-19 at 20:30:11

hmmm i never thought about that. i never looked at his hands before.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by (U)Bolt_Head on 2005-01-19 at 20:41:33

He had his sniper rifle custom built.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-01-19 at 20:43:17

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Report, edit, etc...Posted by MillenniumArmy on 2005-01-19 at 21:12:16

Yoshi's dont need opposable thumbs. They could have opposable fingers as well.

But even without any opposable thumbs or fingers, anyone could still operate a sniper rifle. One of your fingers must be able to pull the trigger and the rest just must wrap themselves around the handle well. As for the otherhand, just wrap all it's fingers around the barrel or wherever part of the gun for support. Easy!

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Yoshi da Sniper on 2005-01-19 at 21:20:59

I'm a very special yoshi with a custom built sniper rifle.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-01-19 at 21:45:13

[center]Is it custom built, so you don't need thumbs to operate it, or not?...
Bunnies have opposable tails!... At least I do![/center]

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Golden-Fist on 2005-01-19 at 21:47:23

Since SNiper rifles are huge it's hard to type
Yoshi uses his amazing TOUNGE!!!!

Report, edit, etc...Posted by pekkel_the_duck on 2005-01-19 at 22:05:11

Note: This picture during a bunny hunt by a yoshi.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Yoshi da Sniper on 2005-01-19 at 22:16:43

QUOTE(Golden-Fist @ Jan 19 2005, 10:47 PM)

Since SNiper rifles are huge it's hard to type
Yoshi uses his amazing TOUNGE!!!!
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Little do you know Yoshies are armed in many ways.

Close Range: Jump Stomp
Medium - Close Range: Tounge
Medium Range: Egg throwing

The only thing is, Yoshies aren't armed for long range combat (but own at everything else). I am a special Yoshi, which is a sniper. Which fills in for long range. Thus, making me the most leathal force in the universe, or as you xbox live friends know me as 'Uber Yoshi'.

In my somewhat crappy picture, you can see that Yoshi is fully capable of holding a sniper rifle, and if necessary, can engage in other types of combat.

Btw pekkel_the_duck, the kickback on a shot like that would injure my mouth!

Now enough about the violence of Yoshies... did I mention they were also cute and cuddly?

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2005-01-19 at 22:29:38

dunno. I like shy guys better.

BECAUSE THEY'RE SO MYSTERIOUS...

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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Yoshi da Sniper on 2005-01-19 at 22:51:40

QUOTE(FireKame @ Jan 19 2005, 11:29 PM)

dunno. I like shy guys better.

BECAUSE THEY'RE SO MYSTERIOUS...

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I NO OMG MYSTERIOUS THINGIES ARE SO HOT!

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2005-01-19 at 22:54:53

OMG I NO!

I LOVE AGENT SMITH!!!!!

Report, edit, etc...Posted by LegacyWeapon on 2005-01-19 at 22:56:24

OMGOMG Yoshis are so H-A-Double U-Double T (HAWTT)

Report, edit, etc...Posted by J.Lube on 2005-01-19 at 22:59:02

You spelt "da" incorrectly in your name, it should be "the"... duh.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by KaboomHahahein on 2005-01-19 at 23:02:35

QUOTE(J.Lube @ Jan 19 2005, 10:59 PM)

You spelt "da" incorrectly in your name, it should be "the"... duh.
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I did not get the joke, if it was one, in that post.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Yoshi da Sniper on 2005-01-19 at 23:20:47

QUOTE(J.Lube @ Jan 19 2005, 11:59 PM)

You spelt "da" incorrectly in your name, it should be "the"... duh.
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I was orginally going to be "Yoshi the sniper". However Battle.net only allows 15 character names, so I had to shave off a character or two with the orginal intention in mind. Instead of squishing the letters together like what people normally do "YoshiTheSniper", I decided it would be best to change "the" into "da" because it sounds the same. Thus, "Yoshi da Sniper" was made.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by PearS on 2005-01-20 at 00:46:24

Thats a rifle in your avatar...I thought it was a sword lol.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Yoshi da Sniper on 2005-01-20 at 00:48:59

Maybe that can be another of Yoshies close range weapons... a sword...

Report, edit, etc...Posted by MapUnprotector on 2005-01-20 at 01:24:46

QUOTE(Yoshi da Sniper @ Jan 20 2005, 01:48 AM)

Maybe that can be another of Yoshies close range weapons... a sword...
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I thought the same

BTW YOSHIS DONT HAVE THUMBS!!! THATS WHY THEY USE THEIR TONGUE FOR EVERYTHING!

Yoshi, don't go sticking your tongue in places they don't belong

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Tuxedo Templar on 2005-01-20 at 02:17:52

If Yoshi's had opposable thumbs they'd be able to throw that bastard mario off their backs. Since they don't, they are forever condemned as mario's favored beast of burden, or in more common terms, his bitch.

I can't imagine any creature, real or fictional, wanting an overweight midget plumber jumping on their unsuspecting backs. I could be wrong though (shakes thoughts of bizare midget fetish from mind...)

Report, edit, etc...Posted by High on 2005-01-20 at 02:45:31

*High walks slowy away from tux

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Yoshi da Sniper on 2005-01-20 at 15:13:34

QUOTE(Tuxedo Templar @ Jan 20 2005, 03:17 AM)

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I can't imagine any creature, real or fictional, wanting an overweight midget plumber jumping on their unsuspecting backs. I could be wrong though (shakes thoughts of bizare midget fetish from mind...)
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Thats why I'm armed with a sniper rifle. I'll take our mario before he can even think of parking his ass on my back.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2005-01-20 at 21:04:10

QUOTE(Tuxedo Templar @ Jan 20 2005, 12:17 AM)

I can't imagine any creature, real or fictional, wanting an overweight midget plumber jumping on their unsuspecting backs. I could be wrong though (shakes thoughts of bizare midget fetish from mind...)
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH omg...that is so wrong...

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Chill on 2005-01-20 at 21:10:21

QUOTE(devilesk @ Jan 20 2005, 01:24 AM)

I thought the same

BTW YOSHIS DONT HAVE THUMBS!!! THATS WHY THEY USE THEIR TONGUE FOR EVERYTHING!

Yoshi, don't go sticking your tongue in places they don't belong

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Dirty thoughts... entering... head...

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