Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-01-22 at 01:30:25
well when i got my girlfriend i didnt do anything except sleep in class and talk like im a angry comidian guy. she says that she likes my apperance and my english(ebonics) like rude words. well she aint a freak or a looser but she dumped her old boy freind just for me. lucky me yay!
so got any girlfriends yet peeps. tell ur story how u meet with her
so got any girlfriends yet peeps. tell ur story how u meet with her
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-01-22 at 01:51:56
[center]Well, first of all, you need to learn how to spell WOMEN. Then, you gotta walk up to 'em, and say "Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?"[/center]
I stole that from someone here on SEN...
I stole that from someone here on SEN...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by DT_Battlekruser on 2005-01-22 at 02:08:16
Try to keep this topic appropriate. (not saying so far it isn't)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2005-01-22 at 11:42:28
Be nice, don't Act immature, keep to yourself.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2005-01-22 at 13:19:11
Best pickup lines ever:
Want to hold hands? We can skip!
WWJD, I have that braclet too. Who would Jesus Date...I mean...What would Jesus do
Was my voice breaking up, or could you hear it okay. (drive thru guy tried it on my sister...)
Guy: You're Jamacian!
Girl: What?
Guy: You're Jamacian me horny!
okay. that last one isn't a good choice. Still hilarious.
Be Polite. Keep your eyes on her friggin face. Not lower. Girls hate that.
And no. I don't have a girlfriend. Thanks for asking.
Want to hold hands? We can skip!
WWJD, I have that braclet too. Who would Jesus Date...I mean...What would Jesus do
Was my voice breaking up, or could you hear it okay. (drive thru guy tried it on my sister...)
Guy: You're Jamacian!
Girl: What?
Guy: You're Jamacian me horny!
okay. that last one isn't a good choice. Still hilarious.
Be Polite. Keep your eyes on her friggin face. Not lower. Girls hate that.
And no. I don't have a girlfriend. Thanks for asking.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-01-22 at 13:27:51
Damn I'm never good approaching women... I'm to Shy to talk to any gurl... my age... I sortof get all red... I avoid Gurls on the street... I think i'll turn gay soon 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by BeeR_KeG on 2005-01-22 at 14:15:08
As Ludacris says: STAND UP! and don't ACT A FOOL
Confidence is the key.
Confidence is the key.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Urmom(U) on 2005-01-22 at 14:27:23
QUOTE(beer keg)
Confidence is the key.
yes, the only part i get nervous at is when she's with her friends.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-01-22 at 14:29:41
I'm with you Wolf, I can only say Hi if someone says hi to me or something, I erally don't get it though. I don't give a crap, but my subconscious screws everything up or something, it really pisses me off. 
I find the hardest thing to do is keep a conversation going. Is there a really easy way to do that? That could help Nike, or Wolf, or me for that matter. I assume that a girl willw ant to talk to you more if you can actually talk to them.
I find the hardest thing to do is keep a conversation going. Is there a really easy way to do that? That could help Nike, or Wolf, or me for that matter. I assume that a girl willw ant to talk to you more if you can actually talk to them.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Shmeeps on 2005-01-22 at 14:30:07
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"Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform?"
I stole that from someone here on SEN...
I stole that from someone here on SEN...
Hehe, that's from me. That's I started dating my GF
j/k
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Nozomu on 2005-01-22 at 15:07:46
Confidence is for chumps. Just treat girls like people, like you'd treat your male friends. And don't let yourself get emotionally attached when the girl you're into isn't digging you. Chicks hate it when someone "falls" for them. A relationship just grows at an even pace.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by High on 2005-01-22 at 15:38:58
Treat girls like guys with a hole instead of a pole, ie treat them them the same, if anything else comes outa it, good for you
Report, edit, etc...Posted by DuRtY-WisH on 2005-01-22 at 17:16:09
A really good pickup line is: "Nice shoes wanna 
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?"Report, edit, etc...Posted by IsolatedPurity on 2005-01-22 at 17:18:09
It really depends on the girl, but...
Compliments.
Stare into her eyes while talking. Listen. Be open.
Keep some distance but not to far. Make her do the chasing sometimes.
Share some of her interests, allow her to share some of yours.
Dwell in similiarities (favorite restaurant, etc) but always go for new experiences as well to keep things fresh.
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Make sure you don't spoil her.
Don't allow her to think she owns you.
Don't let her get away with things that piss you off simply because you don't want to fight. If she disrespects you in someway, let her know.
When she's in the mood for something .special. (kissing or whatever it may be), occasionally deprive her of it so she learns not to take it for granted... do this carefully.
Both sides of the story. There's a lot more of course. Pages and pages of it.
Compliments.
Stare into her eyes while talking. Listen. Be open.
Keep some distance but not to far. Make her do the chasing sometimes.
Share some of her interests, allow her to share some of yours.
Dwell in similiarities (favorite restaurant, etc) but always go for new experiences as well to keep things fresh.
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Make sure you don't spoil her.
Don't allow her to think she owns you.
Don't let her get away with things that piss you off simply because you don't want to fight. If she disrespects you in someway, let her know.
When she's in the mood for something .special. (kissing or whatever it may be), occasionally deprive her of it so she learns not to take it for granted... do this carefully.
Both sides of the story. There's a lot more of course. Pages and pages of it.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Chill on 2005-01-22 at 18:42:18
QUOTE(nike @ Jan 22 2005, 01:30 AM)
well when i got my girlfriend i didnt do anything except sleep in class and talk like im a angry comidian guy. she says that she likes my apperance and my english(ebonics) like rude words. well she aint a freak or a looser but she dumped her old boy freind just for me. lucky me yay!
so got any girlfriends yet peeps. tell ur story how u meet with her
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so got any girlfriends yet peeps. tell ur story how u meet with her
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Haha, the guy who likes dirty cartoons is having girl troubles? Hahaha.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2005-01-22 at 19:27:45
QUOTE(isolatedpurity @ Jan 22 2005, 03:18 PM)
It really depends on the girl, but...
Compliments.
Stare into her eyes while talking. Listen. Be open.
Keep some distance but not to far. Make her do the chasing sometimes.
Share some of her interests, allow her to share some of yours.
Dwell in similiarities (favorite restaurant, etc) but always go for new experiences as well to keep things fresh.
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Make sure you don't spoil her.
Don't allow her to think she owns you.
Don't let her get away with things that piss you off simply because you don't want to fight. If she disrespects you in someway, let her know.
When she's in the mood for something .special. (kissing or whatever it may be), occasionally deprive her of it so she learns not to take it for granted... do this carefully.
Both sides of the story. There's a lot more of course. Pages and pages of it.
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Compliments.
Stare into her eyes while talking. Listen. Be open.
Keep some distance but not to far. Make her do the chasing sometimes.
Share some of her interests, allow her to share some of yours.
Dwell in similiarities (favorite restaurant, etc) but always go for new experiences as well to keep things fresh.
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Make sure you don't spoil her.
Don't allow her to think she owns you.
Don't let her get away with things that piss you off simply because you don't want to fight. If she disrespects you in someway, let her know.
When she's in the mood for something .special. (kissing or whatever it may be), occasionally deprive her of it so she learns not to take it for granted... do this carefully.
Both sides of the story. There's a lot more of course. Pages and pages of it.
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wow.
that might actually work.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Chill on 2005-01-22 at 19:30:07
On the contrary, you should definitely let her think she owns you.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2005-01-22 at 19:32:27
QUOTE(Chill @ Jan 22 2005, 05:30 PM)
On the contrary, you should definitely let her think she owns you.
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Why the hell would you want that?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by BeeR_KeG on 2005-01-22 at 20:01:50
First impression is always the first foothold.
First you have to show confidence when she don't know you. Then you make her feel good. Once you and she feel good with each other then you both is cool.
First you have to show confidence when she don't know you. Then you make her feel good. Once you and she feel good with each other then you both is cool.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Neiji on 2005-01-22 at 21:22:16
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As Ludacris says: STAND UP! and don't ACT A FOOL
As Ludacris says: GET BACK!
Naw, I'm just kiddin', but don't spoil her, cuz then if she dumps u, she'll just get away with a boatload of stuff from u...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Chill on 2005-01-22 at 22:08:41
QUOTE(FireKame @ Jan 22 2005, 07:32 PM)
Why the hell would you want that?
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Fine, I'll post something helpful.
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When she's in the mood for something .special. (kissing or whatever it may be), occasionally deprive her of it so she learns not to take it for granted... do this carefully.
Be very careful. Don't push her away when she comes up to kiss you good bye/hello, that can
things up majorly. Do it when you're watching TV and she randomly starts licking you. And be sure to give a reason that can't really be questioned, but is still good enough. "I don't want to right now" works, but be sure you don't make it sound like you're not brushing her off, act like you're not feeling well or something to that effect.Also, make her feel loved and cherished. You may care about her, and that's great, but think about it, does she know that? This is where a lot of guys
up, so watch out.Report, edit, etc...Posted by CaptainWill on 2005-01-23 at 01:57:23
Be unpredictable and don't act like you're too interested.
Mind you, I have 0 experience in these matters and don't intend to get any.
Mind you, I have 0 experience in these matters and don't intend to get any.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by illusion(SS) on 2005-01-23 at 02:11:39
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Damn I'm never good approaching women... I'm to Shy to talk to any gurl... my age... I sortof get all red... I avoid Gurls on the street... I think i'll turn gay soon
MOO!!!!!!
me too...
but, i have one way to make sure that i still like girls! ^_^
Report, edit, etc...Posted by CaptainWill on 2005-01-23 at 02:22:07
That wouldn't happen to involve your writing hand and quiet places would it?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Nozomu on 2005-01-23 at 15:20:50
I've sort of stumbled upon a useful trick that helps you make a good first impression. If you're at a party or social gathering or something and you meet a girl, talk with her for five minutes while laying on the charm and then make up a plausible excuse to get out of the conversation ("Oh, there's my friend, I better go see what he's up to", etc.). Firstly it makes her think that you're "in demand", like your time is valuable. Secondly, it lets you get away without saying something stupid. I don't know about you guys, but the longer I talk to someone the greater the chance there is that I'll screw up and say something dumb because I'm nervous or frustrated or whatever. So if you get out of there, she'll be left with a good first impression and you can find her later and get her phone #. It works!