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Meh, maybe hes not lazy, but he maybe cant afford for gas money and stuff, ive got a job, i can...

EDIT:
Im saying that Ultimoo because your saying that your going to see her once a year, this is a full week reunion, and if you drive down to see her two other times, for about a week, it wouldent be that hard (Christmas, Spring break, summer)

Uh... I'm meeting her in a week or a week and a half, then i'm going to stay in contact with her. Then on my breaks from college (Specifically Christmas break) I'm going to take her back home to meet my parents (If she can)

So yeah. I have confidence that this relationship will work out. If not, then oh well! I'm in college so i'll just hopefully find a chick there (But I now it will work out)

It's still much easier to find a girl that actually lives in a 50 mile radius of you eh?

Just too say you cant break true love.......

I agree.

This is simply an illusion of true love. -_- If I only saw her for 72 hours and I really liked her and she lived that far away, there would be no point in starting a long-distrance relationship where n I saw her once a month. =/

You would never tuely know that Ultimo, for all you know, you could be the guy of her dreams...but, at the same time i can see what you mean by trying to stay back and just let it go...

This thread is sexist. I cannot choose how I'd react to the situation seeing as I have no scenario.
Or penis.

You dont really need to go on a date, u could just hang around n stuff...

Exactly... What u should do is try and get some b4 she/or u leaves

[center]Just to let you all know, this actually happened to Torrasque. Haha, I spilled your secret.[/center]

Yes, I prefer at least one of the following methods:

1) Get her drunk (works for girls too, drunk men always think you're good looking)
2) Tell her you have cancer (some women are dingy)
3) Take her to the mall (it's almost like prostitution in a way, hope you've got some cash)
4) Slip something in her drink (wait twenty minutes and she's all yours)

You guys sicken me....

Wesmic, you = gosu.

That was some fine advise! Thats how 99% of black people do it, or at least I'm sure.



NVM, most blacks kill their girlfriend before having sexual intercourse with them. Silly me!

Nah, usually we just impregnate them and then run off and pretend that we never did it (obvious sarcasm)

You forgot the part about urinating on a little girl first, just like my main man R. Kelly.

I think this thread is going in the wrong direction, Torrasque wanted SERIOUS replies...

Seeing as no one likes to listen to me, just tell her exactly how you feel about her >.<

Kem, this is exactly what I was talking about in AI lurker defence, WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU!?

You child lover, we all know about your secrets, as you confessed to me and wes.

If I told every girl that I liked "exactly how I felt", I'd be... well, lemme make another list:

1) In jail for sexual harrasment
2) In the hospital due to life-threatening injuries
3) Hugh Hefner

............... I'm not a :censored:ing child lover.........

Sorry, Micheal Jackson said the same thing.....

Kem.. we all know about your 7 year old cousin that goes to church with you.. you wink at her and lick your lips.. thats not cool..

.....

First off, I don't go to church.

Second, my gf is only 4 years younger than me (If we were older it wouldn't matter now would it?)

And third, Please stop before I report you for flamming me.

Chill man.. I know, micheal jackson was pretty angry when people were accusing him of sleeping with little boys, so this is normal for you I guess...

















Take a joke....

Steering back to the topic, have you ever had that distinct feeling that somehow liking a girl pushes her further away? Well... IT'S TRUE!! Do you have a pet cat? Or know someone who does? How do you get a cat to rub up against you? Right. Make yourself known but pay little or ZERO attention to her. Don't even acknowledge her presence if that's possible.

But if you only have a few brief chances to talk with her, accuse her of liking you! If your eyes meet, hold that contact until SHE looks away. Sound crazy? YES! But it works. Women don't make sense. 2+2 does not equal 4 with women. Women will say I'm wrong(cuz they can't stand the fact that I'm right), but I have a kid! That fact should speak for itself.

Anyways, good luck with the girl.

And whatever you do, DON'T seek her approval. Be yourself. Not your shy self, cuz thats not you! Do everything you'd normally do short of farting. She'll want YOUR approval.

Screw you nuke, if it happened to me, i'd actually admit it, something like this happened to my Friend though.

Stop the flaming, MrrLL lay off Kel, and vice versa. Wes...oh your doing nothing wrong, Carry on..Nuke, no..just no.

If i see any more of this, i'm locking the topic, im tired of flaming that people just do because someone wants to prove a point and the only way you can get your point across is flaming.