Since Xeno is too lazy to make a parody trailer of a map in order to make fun of me, I'll do it myself:
This would be for an RPG about me, because I'm just that l33t and there needs to be more RPGs about me and trailers for those RPGs. PS: I'm Shmidley.
Scene 1
-Jaws scary intro music plays- (Buuuuum bum..... buuuum bum...)
"Have you ever wondered what it's like to be a Shmidley?"
"Of course not... but that's too bad, because we're making the map anyway"
Scene 2
Shmidley is walking down the halls of his school and says "Hi Guys"
Everyone runs away, and Shmidley is Sad
Then the ground begins to shake and Satan explodes forth from the Underworld!
Satan roars: "SHMIDLEY!!!! U WANT KILL PPLZ?"
Shmidley: "Hell Yea!"
Scene 3
"24 Level of Unstoppabel mayhem!"
-Shows Jeffery Dommer (Spelling?) imitation level, with Machine Gunner killing everyone-
Scene 4
"The most explosive game ever to grace StarCraft!"
-Parody of Yoshi's Matrix map with Shmidley as Firebat owning Agent Smiths-
Scene 5
"Not even the military can stop him!"
-Parody of Tux's army scene, then everything gets the

blown out of it and Shmidley by, cool, calm, and collected-
Scene 6
"Your final goal? Become President of the United States!"
-Bush comes out in a Gundam Warrior suit, Large battle ensues-
Scene 7
"Coming As Soon as Possible to a Battle.net Server Near you"
"...You should have been his friend..."
"Now you pay"
Hey this sounds like a good idea.