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Where did you get the idea she was twelve? She's eighteen..


Actually the problem was too much communication. Had I said nothing, I wouldn't be in this situation.

So, come out of the closet about being heterosexual. That's equality!

Would that be going into a closet? I'm lost.

Vampire hath struck again.

Like him, I was joking about the 12 year old thing. I just figured it was amusing - but then again, I'm the one who thinks chlamydia is funny as hell. Go figure.

well that was interesting

Watch some lesbian porn, turn it up, that will get the situation right.

My wisdom is infinite.

Then they'll think he's bi.

I dunno. That may cause him more issues. Then, his parents may pity him for being so confused about his homosexuality that he may actually want to become a lesbian. And then they may fear Desperado will want to have a sex change to become a lesbian. Its a rough world we live in.

... You just lost all my respect.

@Devlin: Well, since usually straight men watch lesbian porn, just make some noises with it.

One fun thing to do is to say that you're not homosexual and later when you're going to marry someone you say that you're going to marry a girl, but you're in fact going to marry a guy!

leave some straight porn lieing around...

True, but silence is just as much a form of communication as verbosity. When it isn't handled right, it falls apart.

I won't pretend I know all the answers to all the problems, as I certainly have my own share to deal with. I've just learned that successful communication has requirements, and when any of those requirements aren't met, it stands a chance of failure.


In terms of your situation, I think the problem is they've gone off and made the conclusion you're gay, and you're thinking there's nothing you can do about that. If you told them you weren't, they'd think you were in denial or something. That tells me that you aren't on an even ground for communication to begin with, which is really what the problem is in the first place.

My advice is to find a way to get to a level where all of you aren't afraid of exploring and discussion issues (sometimes personal ones) in general. It may be something you can do during a single dinner discussion sitting, or it might be something you'll have to build up over time. Bottom line is, when you can be able to do that, then you'll be in a better position to confront the issue.

He's going to get a girlfriend and his parents are going to think he's going to cheat on her.

Punch your dad in the face and say Im not gay (Female Dog)!
I think you were dreaming or something maybe you heard wrong.


Is she some skank?

Also maybe he was drunk or something

This topic was mainly posted for the humorous value, not because I don't have the charisma to get myself out of this situation.


There is the slight possibility of that but I am quite sure, yet I have not had the chance to talk about it yet.


At 8:00AM?

It was joke, geez.

Wouldn't you get in trouble for porn?

Still my favorite quote of the month is "I can't believe my son is a homo" it just sounds so funny.

This has to be the most awesome comment ever...

Well 90% of the people who accuse other people of being gay are actually gay themself

Hmm, that sounds like a great idea

Sounds sickening x[

This one time I went into my closet to get a shirt. I was scared to come out of the closet, because I didn't know what people would think. After staying in the closet for 1 day, 16 hours, and 43 minutes, I finally had the courage to come out of the closet.

only pretend to be gay around friends.

not parents / teachers / people who you just met etc...

Actually...thats not true at all its merely an insult like being called stupid/retard if I call someone else stupid does that make me stupid?

But seriously, if you don't have that problem you're a freaking pussy.

Desperado, get a girlfriend, bring her everywhere. HOWEVER couple that with wearing frilly clothing and drinking from a pink find a cure for AIDs mug. Confuse them.