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I did too, and I already have a girlfriend, muhaha.

Monday approaches.

Confidence~!

Just spray on some axe body spray and she'll attack you like the commercials. Simple as that.

Goodbye summer.

That's Tag body spray, not Axe.

So basically you're a horny guy that was to bang a skinny girl? I can't get a girlfriend because I have a unibrow and my dad won't let me shave it.
Oh well, I'm still a sexy beast, I probably even look better with it! Hell yeah, Let's go freak some Islamic girls biaattcchhh.

Wow. He wont let you shave it. Just be like freak you dad and shave it and be like too bad.

There are times, Doodan, when you utterly disgust me.

This is one of those times.

I find that not looking for relationships is best, because when you're looking for one you end up with whores/female doges/etc./relationships that won't last (from a personal standpoint, anyways). If it's infatuation alone that is driving you, don't waste your time.

But I digress... IMO, just talk to her, ask her questions, let her know you exist; she will eventually open up to you and be more comfortable with you. I'll agree with one of Doodan's point in his essay. Keep trying if you really want her, all girls admire persistence and confidence.

Axe smells cheap and lasts about 5 minutes.

Man Doodan that post was giant. Anyway I just wanna know what happened to Brooklyn(is that how you spell it?) and what happened to you and her?

The only thing is that when men go through puberty whatever mild judgement is being decided in the pituitary gland it would normally lockdown on that one girl. Like the brain does a quick scan and fast judgement that it then goes into
"mating season" and guys are forced to do stuff untill you win the mate. (like in the wilderness how a blue jay would keep pecking the female blue jays butt untill it falls in love with him) But yeah right now its school and try not to lose your reputation to her. When its your wedding day you don't want to tell her you went onto SEN and talked stuff about her.

Or you can always teatch her about starcraft and win her heart through map making.

This thread isn't really about me, but I'll answer. Basically, she moved to harder drugs (crack, meth, etc), and she needed a way to pay for them. How do you think a jobless, skinny, 20 year old girl would get money for drugs? I fought her for all her custody rights and won. She's currently in jail for possesion, stealing, etc.


When did you post in this topic? I said the reason I was hesitant to post is that most people won't listen to advice because they think they're right. When most people ask for advice, they're usually looking for validation for whatever plan they've already thought of instead of new ideas. But it seemed some people really wanted to hear what I had to say. I wouldn't have gone on for so long had his situation not reminded me so much of the one between me and my boy's mom.

Yea, being "harrassed" like that would probably get annoying. I wasn't necessarily recommending that course of action, I was only saying that was my method when I was in that situation. What I was stressing is that I made up my mind that she was mine. That can backfire heavily though. I was lucky.

Also, don't doubt that girls won't sleep with someone they just met. No matter how rich/poor, tall/short, smart/dumb, old/young all women can be broken in a matter of hours.

Being nice does work sometimes. It actually is inspiring to me when the underdog gets the girl. Its just so rare that I advise people not to rest their hopes on that crap shoot.

I think you meant to say "society's acceptance and glorification of monogamy" in place of "the pituitary gland".

they have hookers for people like you.

Oh that's simply not cool.

And the answer is "Life without SeN", in case you're wondering...

Man I think we should make a topic for Doodan to tell his girl stories o.O man they're awesome..


Btw Kupo that was harsh as well as a flame and spam and it wasnt helpful to the topic.



Doodan could you tell us what kind of signs girls will commonly give out as a hint that they like you?

Well, they ask YOU out. They try to get you to come over all the time (but you shouldn't take up every one of their offers). The offer to give you head in public places. No joke, this girl and I were walking in this big park back in April or May when all the flowers were out. I was just making jokes and giving my commentary on everything and then she just stopped me and said something like "I want to give you a blowjob. Right now." I was like "Oh hell yea", but I took her back to the car. There were kids around, after all. Anways, those are pretty good signs.

Also, if she carries around a bottle of tequila.

No, wait. Don't go for that, you don't want a baby's moma.

I've found that repeating "Will you go out with me?" Once every ten minutes every moment you are in her presence for a few months works wonders. No joke! Of course by then you've turned it into a game of simply trying to acquire her and you no longer desire her at all. At that point you are left with the embarassing job of letting the relationship continue for a week or two just so you don't seem like a complete mean person. When you finally do break up with her, that's when things really turn bad. You see, shy people are not good at making attachments and they are very afraid of doing so. But once they have an attachment, they're impossible to keep away. At first she won't believe you and she'll continue on like nothing is different. You try to explain to her that you are not dating and she just does not get the hint. Secretly though she cuts herself and cries herself to sleep at night over you. It'll take a few years but eventually she will forget about you enough to move on with her life. Just don't ever come in contact with her again because the relapses are quite ugly.

Alternatively, rohypnol is more readily available than you might think.

Embarassment is really a figment of the imagination.

The logic behind that statement could be used to say everything and anything is a figment of the imagination.