Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-09-20 at 21:36:58
Postage stamps are made from toad mucus and slime. 
Everyone here on SEN can be an admin but they have to find the secret switch on the website.
Everyone here on SEN can be an admin but they have to find the secret switch on the website.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2006-09-20 at 21:38:06
SEN is a communist front organization so they can raise enough money to ressurect Zombie Lenin. Oh yes.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oo.Insane.oO on 2006-09-20 at 21:39:54
the chicken came before the egg
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JaFF on 2006-09-21 at 04:10:02
THe egg came before the chicken.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by xmrxsiegecopx on 2006-09-21 at 05:09:19
Reality is but a conceptual perception of the universe created by one's own imagination.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JaFF on 2006-09-21 at 06:09:58
QUOTE(GoldenKnight @ Sep 21 2006, 12:08 PM)
Reality is but a conceptual perception of the universe created by one's own imagination.
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That's not a conspiracy
Ducks were kings of all dinasaurs.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by xmrxsiegecopx on 2006-09-21 at 06:22:55
QUOTE(Jammed @ Sep 21 2006, 03:09 AM)
That's not a conspiracy
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THe egg came before the chicken.
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QUOTE(Jammed @ Sep 21 2006, 01:09 AM)
THe egg came before the chicken.
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Moose is the Prime Minister of England, Yoshi is Osama, and Bush is DEAD.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by (DI)Yulla on 2006-09-21 at 07:06:55
[quote=GoldenKnight,Sep 21 2006, 05:22 AM]
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Moose is the Prime Minister of England, Yoshi is Osama, and Bush is DEAD.
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O NOES!!!
Teh Moose, Yoshi, Voyager, DTBK, Rantent, MA, IP, and all other "cool" people are actually secret government spies
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Moose is the Prime Minister of England, Yoshi is Osama, and Bush is DEAD.
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O NOES!!!
Teh Moose, Yoshi, Voyager, DTBK, Rantent, MA, IP, and all other "cool" people are actually secret government spies
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)Excalibur on 2006-09-21 at 16:26:38
Lets sort through the people of SEN and reveal what they really are shall we?
DTBK is actually an infant strapped into a magical computer chair. This chair aquired its magical properties from being vomited on by moose after a long kiss with beer_keg. This chair allows DTBK to have +1337 intelligence, -999^Pi Humor, -50 Strength, +40 Liver Copacity, -50 Hunger, and his body cannot age, therefore he can never get laid. That fact allows him to lurk on Staredit all day and night policing its forums. But DTBK secretly owns many names such as:
(U)BoltHead, DTBK's secret cover for his ingenious map making ideas and concepts that he doesnt want anyone to know about.
He is also Tuxedo_Templar, same reason as above.
Youshi_Da_Sniper, because he doesnt want it to look like he actually owns SEN so when he acts like he does people can be like "Wtf?"
Mp)MinigameEast (When his chair only gives +666 Intelligence, increases near dawn.) When he wants to lead a clan.
Devilisk (When his chair rolls a 32.5 and gives +1226 ego)
Demaris (When his chairs -humor malfunctions.)
MoonRocks (When his chair randomly rolls a 8 and gives him +10 IM MOONROCKS B**CH)
This chair grants no +Agility for the fact DTBK would have no use for it.
The only way to kill him is with SpellCheck.
This explains a few members. Now for the others:
Doodan aka Agent Bwolsolvsky:
A middle aged government spy sent to lull us into a false sense of security.
Voyager aka Osama's Left Nut:
Voyager is a terrorist spy sent to watch the american youths and figure out how to decieve them for when they grow up. Since becoming SEN Staff he has gone underground and quit being a terrorist, because hes come to love us all and our american way.
KillerKow, AKA Enterprise AKA Osama's Right Nut:
Same as Voy, Kow has given up his evil terrorist days for the american life. He and Voy still maintain their rivalry since Terrorism 101 in Iraq.
Farty, AKA The Last Terrorist:
Farty is the third and final terrorist sent to SEN, and was organizing Voy and Kow's operations on here. Ever since they went american on his ass he is afraid to try and kill them.
MiniMoose:
Moose is probobly the only "normal" person on SEN. The one thing that makes us hate him in an envyous fashion is that he indeed has a life. Well get you one day moose.
Wilhelm:
Our resident confused teenager, Wilhelm is also mostly "normal". However he may be working for Farty, as new evidence is now being processed.
Demaris:
Demaris, the American Agent that made Voy and Kow go american. Demaris's 1337ness and humor made them see that wearing a turban and never doing chicks for the fun of it is totally gay.
Syphon:
Demaris and Syphon are both American Agents responsible for watching Voy and Kow. Syphon is leader of a group of Agents on SEN. Few are known.
Ill add more when you request one or i think of another one. In the end this just explains SEN is one big terrorism battle.
-Ex
DTBK is actually an infant strapped into a magical computer chair. This chair aquired its magical properties from being vomited on by moose after a long kiss with beer_keg. This chair allows DTBK to have +1337 intelligence, -999^Pi Humor, -50 Strength, +40 Liver Copacity, -50 Hunger, and his body cannot age, therefore he can never get laid. That fact allows him to lurk on Staredit all day and night policing its forums. But DTBK secretly owns many names such as:
(U)BoltHead, DTBK's secret cover for his ingenious map making ideas and concepts that he doesnt want anyone to know about.
He is also Tuxedo_Templar, same reason as above.
Youshi_Da_Sniper, because he doesnt want it to look like he actually owns SEN so when he acts like he does people can be like "Wtf?"
Mp)MinigameEast (When his chair only gives +666 Intelligence, increases near dawn.) When he wants to lead a clan.
Devilisk (When his chair rolls a 32.5 and gives +1226 ego)
Demaris (When his chairs -humor malfunctions.)
MoonRocks (When his chair randomly rolls a 8 and gives him +10 IM MOONROCKS B**CH)
This chair grants no +Agility for the fact DTBK would have no use for it.
The only way to kill him is with SpellCheck.
This explains a few members. Now for the others:
Doodan aka Agent Bwolsolvsky:
A middle aged government spy sent to lull us into a false sense of security.
Voyager aka Osama's Left Nut:
Voyager is a terrorist spy sent to watch the american youths and figure out how to decieve them for when they grow up. Since becoming SEN Staff he has gone underground and quit being a terrorist, because hes come to love us all and our american way.
KillerKow, AKA Enterprise AKA Osama's Right Nut:
Same as Voy, Kow has given up his evil terrorist days for the american life. He and Voy still maintain their rivalry since Terrorism 101 in Iraq.
Farty, AKA The Last Terrorist:
Farty is the third and final terrorist sent to SEN, and was organizing Voy and Kow's operations on here. Ever since they went american on his ass he is afraid to try and kill them.
MiniMoose:
Moose is probobly the only "normal" person on SEN. The one thing that makes us hate him in an envyous fashion is that he indeed has a life. Well get you one day moose.
Wilhelm:
Our resident confused teenager, Wilhelm is also mostly "normal". However he may be working for Farty, as new evidence is now being processed.
Demaris:
Demaris, the American Agent that made Voy and Kow go american. Demaris's 1337ness and humor made them see that wearing a turban and never doing chicks for the fun of it is totally gay.
Syphon:
Demaris and Syphon are both American Agents responsible for watching Voy and Kow. Syphon is leader of a group of Agents on SEN. Few are known.
Ill add more when you request one or i think of another one. In the end this just explains SEN is one big terrorism battle.
-Ex
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-09-21 at 16:39:56
Me and mini_moose are actually a secret expirament testing animals with supieror minds and unbeatable intellect.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)Excalibur on 2006-09-21 at 16:41:07
QUOTE(Mini_Goose_2707 @ Sep 21 2006, 03:39 PM)
Me and mini_moose are actually a secret expirament testing animals with supieror minds and unbeatable intellect.
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Shutup.
I already explained Moose, do not contest me little goose. [/sarcasm]Seriously, i did explain moose exactly how he is. Lol.
-Ex
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2006-09-21 at 16:58:44
Le0n's "Kill Voy" avatar is just a way to express his repressed affection for me.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)Excalibur on 2006-09-21 at 17:00:13
QUOTE(Voyager7456(MM) @ Sep 21 2006, 03:58 PM)
Le0n's "Kill Voy" avatar is just a way to express his repressed affection for me.
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I admit to this 100%. I love you, you americanized former terrorist!
-Ex
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JaFF on 2006-09-21 at 17:04:31
Voyager's avatar is NOT the actualt picture of Voyager himself
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)Excalibur on 2006-09-21 at 17:08:44
QUOTE(Jammed @ Sep 21 2006, 04:04 PM)
Voyager's avatar is NOT the actualt picture of Voyager himself
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Bullcrap.
-Ex
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Centreri on 2006-09-21 at 17:16:17
Then what am I? And why am I not on the cool peoples list! Put me down there or I hurt you!
F0r the sake of this topic, here's another one. This one, is like all of the ones I said, 100% true, and by saying this I'm risking my life.
Cookies were created by Archimedes when he was solving the problem of greeks being underweight. Sadly, the original cookies also gave immortality and super powers, so instead of releasing them, Archimedes ate them all and proceeded to create a regular batch.
Since then, Archimedes has recruited many otrher geniuses into his plot, including Aristotle, Stalin, and Hitler. During the WW, he turned Stalin and Hitler against each other in the hopes of leading the winning side once he had the winner assassinated.
Once his plan failed and he wasn't able to take control of either faction thanks to the Allies, he hid in his underground lair (currently 3 miles beneath stonehedge) and used his brilliant mind to create another plan, running them through Aristotle.
Archimedes bought a few books on programming, read them all and learned all there is to many programming languages within 2 days, then used his knowledge of computers to hack servers as a whole. Even now, he searches for any interesting piece of information
Amoung his most famous puppets are: Stalin, Hitler, Washington (he convinced washington that he was a good guy, then when Washington's will proved too strong to dominate he killed him), Osama, Hussein, and many more.
Archimedes directed the assault against the World Trade Center in hopes of raising security and slowing the advancement of America, the most challenging country to dominate. He then manipulated Bush Junior () to declare war on Iraq, making the U.S.A disliked throughout that area of the world, and hopes to launch a full-scale assault on the Americans, starting with Florida and ending with Washington DC. The assault should start quite shortly, after we all hear the Bush has been assassinated we must prepare.
The part about what will happen is guessing, but I know for a fact what happened. And I'm sure Archimedes won't attack without killing the president and a large portion of congress first.
F0r the sake of this topic, here's another one. This one, is like all of the ones I said, 100% true, and by saying this I'm risking my life.
Cookies were created by Archimedes when he was solving the problem of greeks being underweight. Sadly, the original cookies also gave immortality and super powers, so instead of releasing them, Archimedes ate them all and proceeded to create a regular batch.
Since then, Archimedes has recruited many otrher geniuses into his plot, including Aristotle, Stalin, and Hitler. During the WW, he turned Stalin and Hitler against each other in the hopes of leading the winning side once he had the winner assassinated.
Once his plan failed and he wasn't able to take control of either faction thanks to the Allies, he hid in his underground lair (currently 3 miles beneath stonehedge) and used his brilliant mind to create another plan, running them through Aristotle.
Archimedes bought a few books on programming, read them all and learned all there is to many programming languages within 2 days, then used his knowledge of computers to hack servers as a whole. Even now, he searches for any interesting piece of information
Amoung his most famous puppets are: Stalin, Hitler, Washington (he convinced washington that he was a good guy, then when Washington's will proved too strong to dominate he killed him), Osama, Hussein, and many more.
Archimedes directed the assault against the World Trade Center in hopes of raising security and slowing the advancement of America, the most challenging country to dominate. He then manipulated Bush Junior (
) to declare war on Iraq, making the U.S.A disliked throughout that area of the world, and hopes to launch a full-scale assault on the Americans, starting with Florida and ending with Washington DC. The assault should start quite shortly, after we all hear the Bush has been assassinated we must prepare. The part about what will happen is guessing, but I know for a fact what happened. And I'm sure Archimedes won't attack without killing the president and a large portion of congress first.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Desperado on 2006-09-21 at 17:28:11
I am not really as awesome as evidence suggests.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2006-09-21 at 17:48:22
Sugar is a powerful and highly addictive mind-controlling narcotic substance that companies have come up with so children would constantly buy more and more to make these companies billionaires.
Now gimme some f**kin' candy!
Now gimme some f**kin' candy!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-09-21 at 18:16:09
Whenever you see Mooses name in the members viewing bar....
He is either gona warn someone or post something.
He is either gona warn someone or post something.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2006-09-21 at 18:18:00
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3 Members: Voyager7456(MM), Caboose, «–Mini Moose 2707–»
Oh noes!
My avatar is actually a living creature which has possessed me and demanded that I type these words.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)Excalibur on 2006-09-21 at 19:18:13
QUOTE(Voyager7456(MM) @ Sep 21 2006, 05:17 PM)
Oh noes!
My avatar is actually a living creature which has possessed me and demanded that I type these words.
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My avatar is actually a living creature which has possessed me and demanded that I type these words.
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And my avatar is his evil twin out to kill you both. Hax time.
-Ex
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-09-21 at 19:21:56
To become a elite on the site you must find the secret door bolted by a steel wall under the most dangerous fire infested by flies then click on it and you win.
Now for the secret 9999999 mineral page.
Now for the secret 9999999 mineral page.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by xmrxsiegecopx on 2006-09-24 at 08:10:40
Not even Syphon(MM) can make a conspiracy moor n00bish than this:
Staredit Network is actually Antarctica's official government bent on ruling teh world's 8^8 morons that dominate society as we know it. The owner of it, Mini Moose 2707, assumes alliaces such as IsolatedPurity, Yoshi_da_Sniper, L-inspecteur_chocolat, and even weirder ones such as Staredit Network Essence. This supreme being is what most christians would call their God, as he has the power to alter the thirten thousand, thirteen hundred and seven dimensions this world and transform it into the condensation produced by the planet CharCraft, an (U)nknown FPMMORPGTS video game that runs on both Xbox Live 540[sup]o[/sup] and Googleplex.gov's software game runner.
Although Mini Moose 2707 seems like a cool Dood that adds features to SeN that the 8^8 morons on Earth would pay for, he is actually planning to destroy teh reality as we know it with ICBS (InterContinental Ballistic Superstitions) that would blow teh minds of all the Battle.Net micro gods, transforming them to these gangstas: Zombie (Moose's hacking slave), devilesk (the OSMAP-spreading fiend within Moose's uranium caverns), and Shadow Paladin (the knight of all darkness, Moose's alter ego).
These might behemoths, when standing at Earth's absolutes at the Latitude and longitude of 13[sup]o[/sup]37[sup]o[/sup], 270[sup]o[/sup]7[sup]o[/sup], and 0[sup]o[/sup]0[sup]o[/sup], will drain the universe of all its Dark Sucking Kows and implant a Golden-Fist within the GoldenKnight's gaunlet, resulting in a chain reaction that would attract all elecrical impulses found within humans and wipe us out of existance.
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Staredit Network is actually Antarctica's official government bent on ruling teh world's 8^8 morons that dominate society as we know it. The owner of it, Mini Moose 2707, assumes alliaces such as IsolatedPurity, Yoshi_da_Sniper, L-inspecteur_chocolat, and even weirder ones such as Staredit Network Essence. This supreme being is what most christians would call their God, as he has the power to alter the thirten thousand, thirteen hundred and seven dimensions this world and transform it into the condensation produced by the planet CharCraft, an (U)nknown FPMMORPGTS video game that runs on both Xbox Live 540[sup]o[/sup] and Googleplex.gov's software game runner.
Although Mini Moose 2707 seems like a cool Dood that adds features to SeN that the 8^8 morons on Earth would pay for, he is actually planning to destroy teh reality as we know it with ICBS (InterContinental Ballistic Superstitions) that would blow teh minds of all the Battle.Net micro gods, transforming them to these gangstas: Zombie (Moose's hacking slave), devilesk (the OSMAP-spreading fiend within Moose's uranium caverns), and Shadow Paladin (the knight of all darkness, Moose's alter ego).
These might behemoths, when standing at Earth's absolutes at the Latitude and longitude of 13[sup]o[/sup]37[sup]o[/sup], 270[sup]o[/sup]7[sup]o[/sup], and 0[sup]o[/sup]0[sup]o[/sup], will drain the universe of all its Dark Sucking Kows and implant a Golden-Fist within the GoldenKnight's gaunlet, resulting in a chain reaction that would attract all elecrical impulses found within humans and wipe us out of existance.
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-09-24 at 11:44:19
The reason why Moose took most of our minerals is so he can rebuild his science vessel and return to his homeplanet on Mooseolon persei 8.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Infested-Jerk on 2006-09-24 at 11:48:03
John Lennon is alive.
Jimmy Hoffa was thrown into a garbage truck and resides at the bottom of the Manhattan Landfil.
Jimmy Hoffa was thrown into a garbage truck and resides at the bottom of the Manhattan Landfil.