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Staredit Network -> Miscellaneous -> The conspiracy theories again!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by CheatEnabled on 2006-09-18 at 14:48:28
In late June, there was a topic about conspiracy theories that I found really amusing, so I'm starting it up again.

My concpiracy theory is that the world is controlled by YoshiDaSniper, and that he made SEN just to brainwash a bunch of innocent (and stupid) people, and use them for fun stuff like jumping off cliffs and making planes crash into big buildings. 9/11 was one of Yoshi's works.

So SENers, if you ever catch yourself saying Sir! Yes, Sir! into thin air, you know whos playing with you.




PS: be crazy with your ideas! The quirkier the better.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2006-09-18 at 14:59:09
The Matrix. 'Nuff said.

EDIT:
I'm bad at this game...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JaFF on 2006-09-18 at 15:47:18
Elvis didn't die, he had a plastic surgery and now he's the president of the United States.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2006-09-18 at 15:50:11
Paul McCartney is dead.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JaFF on 2006-09-18 at 15:52:56
Doodan had 666 girlfriends, and the formula of such success is drinking milk every day.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2006-09-18 at 16:12:38
I'm actually a bot of Mini Moose 2707.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Xx.Doom.xX on 2006-09-18 at 16:14:10
I had 1337 accounts once.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Killer_Kow(MM) on 2006-09-18 at 16:16:04
Wal Mart is planning to release killer robots onto the world in an operation labeled "Walmart: Rollback". (Very few people will understand this shifty.gif)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JaFF on 2006-09-18 at 16:18:28
Horror IS asctually Killer_Kow, only in another dimension...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2006-09-18 at 16:23:11
QUOTE(Enterprise1701(MM) @ Sep 18 2006, 04:15 PM)
Wal Mart is planning to release killer robots onto the world in an operation labeled "Walmart: Rollback". (Very few people will understand this shifty.gif)
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SEN is actually a secret testing facility where government agents run psychological tests on us.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Centreri on 2006-09-18 at 16:27:29
The American Government, run by Saddam Hussein's son after plastic surgery, turned against Iraq and is decimating it in order to show those Iraquians what happens when you mess with the son of Saddam Hussein, and the internet was invented and funded by him as well in order to determine when people are on to his plot. Every piece of data is checked by authorized specialists who are blackmailed to do their jobs or their families will be killed.

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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2006-09-18 at 17:14:39
The stingray was a USA assassin.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Killer_Kow(MM) on 2006-09-18 at 17:39:45
QUOTE(Syphon(MM) @ Sep 18 2006, 06:14 PM)
The stingray was a USA assassin.
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ROFL.

The smilies are really pictures of moose.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-09-19 at 21:05:36
The so called universe we live in is actually a tiny snow globe owned by a alien being who can control everything by shaking the globe it cause earthquakes. shifty.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Eskimo Bob on 2006-09-19 at 21:12:37
Doodan's a fish. mellow.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by WoAHorde2 on 2006-09-19 at 22:46:34
Mini Goose is actually Mini-Moose.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)Excalibur on 2006-09-20 at 01:34:11
Syphon, Farty, Beer, Wilhelm, Kow, Voy, and all the most popular SEN members, even our beloved Doodan are just various accounts that DTBK likes to play with in his spare time.

If i stop posting after this, it is because i died for the truth.

-Ex
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Eskimo Bob on 2006-09-20 at 01:38:29
ermm.gif <--- This smilie is TEH ALL MIGHT SHIFTY!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Deathawk on 2006-09-20 at 02:01:08
The moon is made out of cheese? XD
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)Excalibur on 2006-09-20 at 02:12:38
DeathHawk's new computer actually has the specs in his signature. tongue.gif

-Ex
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Deathawk on 2006-09-20 at 02:29:17
Deathawk* sad.gif

And nah, this computer is old sad.gif My new one(which isn't that new..) is coming up though, and then it will be tongue.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JaFF on 2006-09-20 at 03:17:46
Kellimus is actually Kellimoose who is actually Moose.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)Excalibur on 2006-09-20 at 16:37:29
Voyager is actually KillerKow who is actually Horror who is actually Farty in disguise who is actually Enterprise. Man they had us with that one. shifty.gif

-Ex
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Centreri on 2006-09-20 at 17:13:31
The world rotates around me.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by MillenniumArmy on 2006-09-20 at 17:36:02
Steve Irwin didn't die. He got abducted
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