Report, edit, etc...Posted by Legend on 2007-01-20 at 19:22:03
-You poke everyone you see for a reaction 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by FatalException on 2007-01-20 at 20:00:20
- You tell your mother not to spawn more Zerglings.
- You kill yourself to 'join your fallen heroes of Starcraft.'
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2007-01-20 at 22:22:38
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- You think of the laws of physics as 'triggers'.
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I think of EVERYTHING like that. Particularly if()/else() statements.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EcHo on 2007-01-20 at 22:48:55
You make/post in topics like these
Lately, Ive been typing /f l in many games and /whois. Especially on AIM.
Lately, Ive been typing /f l in many games and /whois. Especially on AIM.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Zell.Dincht on 2007-01-20 at 23:23:45
Lol, some of these ones are good. Too bad you cant edit the first post and add all of the new ones people have been posting. That way its just a big list.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Yenku on 2007-01-21 at 09:21:17
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- You start calling rich people "n00bs" and tell them to play on real maps.
HEY! You're right, that's not laissez-faire!CheatEnabled, you got some good ones.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Legend on 2007-01-21 at 13:08:35
Alright il add all of em up. just cuz im nice! 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2007-01-21 at 13:20:11
You wonder if guardians are really gigantic crabs and how can they fly
You know everyone on Bnet. Everyone on Bnet knows you
You give people your Bnet username instead of your phone number
You know, by heart, how many hits it takes a marine to destroy a Battlecruiser
You answer the phone with "You want a piece of me boy?!"
You try to insult someone with a starcraft quote
You refer to your friends as your "marine buddies"
You get 12 "marines" and try to take on the neighbor's "base"
You see your friend in a fight and shout "We must join our brethren in battle!"
You're sleeping with your girl and accidentally scream "Kerrigan" instead of her name
If you see a 'blur' in the air you start screaming "The DT's are coming!"
You see someone having a smoke and you ask "need a light? (buuurrnnnn)"
You fail your English assignments for using the words "Uber", "Chobo", and "Gosu"
You cry yourself to sleep because your SC CD is missing
You can't sleep if you don't play at least 15 minutes
You forgot you had school
You close your eyes and see that game where you win against 8 players
You've admired stars but wonder where Aiur is
You are in a Starcraft Anonymous focus group
You start seeing Marines in you bedroom
Other people start seeing Marines in your bedroom
Zealot- 100 minerals, Marine- 50 minerals, Getting slaughtered by 1000 zerglings- Priceless
You try and get your girlfriend addicted to StarCraft
You write on your will that you wish to be implanted into a Dragoon exoskeleton when you die
You ask your girlfriend to come watch you micro and judge it
Your mom threatens to ground you if you don't stop playing, and you superglue your hands to the keyboard and mouse
All day long, all you are looking forward to is getting on Bnet to calm down those cravings
Your teacher asks for your homework and you try to stasis cell her to give you time to get away
You kill 12 people because your computer crashed right when you were about to win a 200 hour game
A Geforce 2 MX, Pentium 2, 64k memory, dial up connection, and 10 gb hard drive is all the gaming power anyone should need
You are running linux, SC is the only game you have successfully been able to cross over, and SC is the only game you plan on attempting to cross over
You get a D- on a math test and your mom takes action by banning you from the computer. Two days later YOU take action by jumping out of your apartment window
Your teacher has to give you a speech in the hall that you have to pay attention and stop pretending your writing utensils are warring ships, or least make them carriers because bcs suck
You know who spiked the eggnog because you did it
You buy the Starcraft CD 8 times because you keep losing The CD key
You get angry and storm around the house and sulk for a week just because they killed Tassadar
You get really angry at Kerrigan and mutter under your breath about "how she made you kill Fenix"
You name your son Fenix
Your ISP complains about how you abuse their "unlimited online time" policy
You connect to Bnet and you get a personalized response welcoming you back
You wear a T-shirt that says "Got Storm" to your work place
You find yourself looking for a "learn Korean in 3 months" book at the local library
Your dad bumps into a man going to Korea at the airport and starts a conversation about sc even though he's never played a single game
You notice the smiley face on the side of power generators
You call your parents the judicators and when you ask for money you say ask for 20 minerals
You wish your nurse would follow you but she always runs away somewhere
Somehow you get the Korean Starcraft channel
Your starcraft friends are the only people who understand what you're saying
Someone asks "Are you ready?" and you reply "jacked up & good to go!"
You named your two sons (first and middle names) Jim Raynor and Alexei Stukov
You bring SC stuffed animals to show and tell
You found a way to make clones of yourself, but their energy ran out before anyone could believe you
You have nightmares where you're a marine and the rest of your squad just died from an ultralist attack
You figure out which SC units all your friends are most like
You find ways to get back on sc even if your computer is broken
You've written essays on "why sc is better than warcraft"
You don't bother checking out other games anymore
You've typed in /stats c0ke
You have dreams of things you could have done differently to change the outcome of a game
You join other channels such as "Starcraft AUS-1" just to say how much the USA Channel ownz it
You always say "ally at end" with your dad on a chess game
You scream MEDIC! when you're hurt
You say, shoot me but don't take my SC!
You went mad when you finally found out there is no internet during camping trips
You start hearing noises that sound like they're from SC everywhere
You've given up and made your own Starcraft2
You begin to think that your best friend could be an infested zerg creature from Char
You've learned to survive with 1 hour of sleep every night
You blame the extinction of the Protoss race on a guy who can't speak english
US Generals start building supply depots in front of their armies
You suspect zerglings are buried in your backyard waiting to pounce on you
You've been held back in school for 3 years straight due to sc
You'll go that extra mile for that creep styled carpet you've always wanted
On test forms you fill in your race as terran, protoss, or zerg
For Christmas, you make a firebat santa claus and his 9 mutadeer
When you die you're having your coffin shot out into space
Whenever you go somewhere with your friends you always say "let's move"
On ash wednesday you smear the ashes all over your face to look like a firebat
You want to be a Korean so you can be the best Starcraft player ever
For a science project, you test out plague on the whole science class
Your computer greets you with "Good Day, Commander"
A queen actually infests your CC
Your friend owes you a billion minerals from bets
You start seeing everyone with health bars below them
You swear there's a lurker under your clothes pile
Your therapist has given up on you.
Your best replays are of getting slaughtered for an hour
Everyday is a good day to die
You're away message has said "Playing StarCraft" for the last 7 years
You have a chronic fear of blurry things
On resumes you give your starcraft stats. You always get the job
You realize your girlfriend has dumped you. You console yourself by playing more sc
You have 1000 wins and still suck
"God for day, Newb for a lifetime" -Ancient SC Saying
Your CD case tells you to keep playing
Having the choices to eat, sleep, or go to the bathroom… you decide to keep playing
You wonder if guardians are really gigantic crabs and how can they fly
Overlords just sound like they woke up and haven't had coffee yet.
You tried the "ultralisk ate my homework" excuse. It worked!
Sleeping is a form of withdrawal
You're still playing
You know everyone on Bnet. Everyone on Bnet knows you
You give people your Bnet username instead of your phone number
You know, by heart, how many hits it takes a marine to destroy a Battlecruiser
You answer the phone with "You want a piece of me boy?!"
You try to insult someone with a starcraft quote
You refer to your friends as your "marine buddies"
You get 12 "marines" and try to take on the neighbor's "base"
You see your friend in a fight and shout "We must join our brethren in battle!"
You're sleeping with your girl and accidentally scream "Kerrigan" instead of her name
If you see a 'blur' in the air you start screaming "The DT's are coming!"
You see someone having a smoke and you ask "need a light? (buuurrnnnn)"
You fail your English assignments for using the words "Uber", "Chobo", and "Gosu"
You cry yourself to sleep because your SC CD is missing
You can't sleep if you don't play at least 15 minutes
You forgot you had school
You close your eyes and see that game where you win against 8 players
You've admired stars but wonder where Aiur is
You are in a Starcraft Anonymous focus group
You start seeing Marines in you bedroom
Other people start seeing Marines in your bedroom
Zealot- 100 minerals, Marine- 50 minerals, Getting slaughtered by 1000 zerglings- Priceless
You try and get your girlfriend addicted to StarCraft
You write on your will that you wish to be implanted into a Dragoon exoskeleton when you die
You ask your girlfriend to come watch you micro and judge it
Your mom threatens to ground you if you don't stop playing, and you superglue your hands to the keyboard and mouse
All day long, all you are looking forward to is getting on Bnet to calm down those cravings
Your teacher asks for your homework and you try to stasis cell her to give you time to get away
You kill 12 people because your computer crashed right when you were about to win a 200 hour game
A Geforce 2 MX, Pentium 2, 64k memory, dial up connection, and 10 gb hard drive is all the gaming power anyone should need
You are running linux, SC is the only game you have successfully been able to cross over, and SC is the only game you plan on attempting to cross over
You get a D- on a math test and your mom takes action by banning you from the computer. Two days later YOU take action by jumping out of your apartment window
Your teacher has to give you a speech in the hall that you have to pay attention and stop pretending your writing utensils are warring ships, or least make them carriers because bcs suck
You know who spiked the eggnog because you did it
You buy the Starcraft CD 8 times because you keep losing The CD key
You get angry and storm around the house and sulk for a week just because they killed Tassadar
You get really angry at Kerrigan and mutter under your breath about "how she made you kill Fenix"
You name your son Fenix
Your ISP complains about how you abuse their "unlimited online time" policy
You connect to Bnet and you get a personalized response welcoming you back
You wear a T-shirt that says "Got Storm" to your work place
You find yourself looking for a "learn Korean in 3 months" book at the local library
Your dad bumps into a man going to Korea at the airport and starts a conversation about sc even though he's never played a single game
You notice the smiley face on the side of power generators
You call your parents the judicators and when you ask for money you say ask for 20 minerals
You wish your nurse would follow you but she always runs away somewhere
Somehow you get the Korean Starcraft channel
Your starcraft friends are the only people who understand what you're saying
Someone asks "Are you ready?" and you reply "jacked up & good to go!"
You named your two sons (first and middle names) Jim Raynor and Alexei Stukov
You bring SC stuffed animals to show and tell
You found a way to make clones of yourself, but their energy ran out before anyone could believe you
You have nightmares where you're a marine and the rest of your squad just died from an ultralist attack
You figure out which SC units all your friends are most like
You find ways to get back on sc even if your computer is broken
You've written essays on "why sc is better than warcraft"
You don't bother checking out other games anymore
You've typed in /stats c0ke
You have dreams of things you could have done differently to change the outcome of a game
You join other channels such as "Starcraft AUS-1" just to say how much the USA Channel ownz it
You always say "ally at end" with your dad on a chess game
You scream MEDIC! when you're hurt
You say, shoot me but don't take my SC!
You went mad when you finally found out there is no internet during camping trips
You start hearing noises that sound like they're from SC everywhere
You've given up and made your own Starcraft2
You begin to think that your best friend could be an infested zerg creature from Char
You've learned to survive with 1 hour of sleep every night
You blame the extinction of the Protoss race on a guy who can't speak english
US Generals start building supply depots in front of their armies
You suspect zerglings are buried in your backyard waiting to pounce on you
You've been held back in school for 3 years straight due to sc
You'll go that extra mile for that creep styled carpet you've always wanted
On test forms you fill in your race as terran, protoss, or zerg
For Christmas, you make a firebat santa claus and his 9 mutadeer
When you die you're having your coffin shot out into space
Whenever you go somewhere with your friends you always say "let's move"
On ash wednesday you smear the ashes all over your face to look like a firebat
You want to be a Korean so you can be the best Starcraft player ever
For a science project, you test out plague on the whole science class
Your computer greets you with "Good Day, Commander"
A queen actually infests your CC
Your friend owes you a billion minerals from bets
You start seeing everyone with health bars below them
You swear there's a lurker under your clothes pile
Your therapist has given up on you.
Your best replays are of getting slaughtered for an hour
Everyday is a good day to die
You're away message has said "Playing StarCraft" for the last 7 years
You have a chronic fear of blurry things
On resumes you give your starcraft stats. You always get the job
You realize your girlfriend has dumped you. You console yourself by playing more sc
You have 1000 wins and still suck
"God for day, Newb for a lifetime" -Ancient SC Saying
Your CD case tells you to keep playing
Having the choices to eat, sleep, or go to the bathroom… you decide to keep playing
You wonder if guardians are really gigantic crabs and how can they fly
Overlords just sound like they woke up and haven't had coffee yet.
You tried the "ultralisk ate my homework" excuse. It worked!
Sleeping is a form of withdrawal
You're still playing
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Gammon on 2007-01-21 at 13:22:05
You play five or more hours a day.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Legend on 2007-01-21 at 13:35:05
Updated Add more!!!Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2007-01-21 at 14:52:21
you tell your mom that you dont want a cellphone anymore because you can use your keyboard and type /f friend to chat to them faster.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by CheatEnabled on 2007-01-21 at 16:08:54
QUOTE(Yenku @ Jan 21 2007, 03:21 PM)
HEY! You're right, that's not laissez-faire!
CheatEnabled, you got some good ones.
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CheatEnabled, you got some good ones.
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Thank'ee, just came up with them as I wrote. Also, here's a new one.
-You make an expedition to the north pole to find ursadons.
And also, pin this thing.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2007-01-21 at 16:32:21
QUOTE(JordanN_3335 @ Jan 21 2007, 01:20 PM)
You wonder if guardians are really gigantic crabs and how can they fly
You wonder if guardians are really gigantic crabs and how can they fly
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Omg repeat. Ban!
When doctors ask for your blood type you say Melee or UMS.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Zell.Dincht on 2007-01-21 at 22:16:26
QUOTE(Syphon @ Jan 21 2007, 03:32 PM)
Omg repeat. Ban!
When doctors ask for your blood type you say Melee or UMS.
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Lol.
Nice long list there JordanN_3335. Some of those are good ones and my favorite one is, "If you see a 'blur' in the air you start screaming "The DT's are coming!"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by CheatEnabled on 2007-01-22 at 15:29:39
I forgot to say something in my last post, and that is you should add which person said which to the frontpage list.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Abgh80 on 2007-01-26 at 06:42:20
Report, edit, etc...Posted by CheatEnabled on 2007-01-26 at 15:49:33
-Each time there's a storm outside you blame it on High Templars.
-You believe there are hidden gun traps around your school.
-You pray to the Xel'Naga every morning.
-You believe there are hidden gun traps around your school.
-You pray to the Xel'Naga every morning.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Yenku on 2007-01-26 at 17:59:04
-You recite/mimic SC lines/sounds throughout the day.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mr.Kirbycode774 on 2007-01-28 at 02:04:55
You know you're a Starcraft low-life when...
-You're always in the top 5 on Starcraft trivia bots
-You made a theory as to why SCVs can repair air units but not attack them.
-You're more scared of a person holding two butter knives than someone toting a machine gun.
-You consider heaven as the place where they tally up your score.
-You noticed that ensnare and plague use the exact same graphics.
-You're always in the top 5 on Starcraft trivia bots
-You made a theory as to why SCVs can repair air units but not attack them.
-You're more scared of a person holding two butter knives than someone toting a machine gun.
-You consider heaven as the place where they tally up your score.
-You noticed that ensnare and plague use the exact same graphics.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by [SmC]DiNO-X on 2007-01-30 at 16:55:34
Too huge lists i don't want read anymore...
I'm lazy no i'm a Reaver!!
I'm lazy no i'm a Reaver!!