You know your a SC low life when...
- You call your house your "Nexus."
- You play basketball and ask your friends if the game is melee or UMS.
- You are poor and you tell your dad to harvest more minerals.
- You realize that you're broke and ask your parents to borrow some minerals.
- You decide to blow yourself up as a suicide bomber and shout "here's for the Swarm!"
- You inject steroids into your arm on the way home to get there faster.
- You pretend that a box is an SCV and you sit in it and pick your nose.
- You send siblings out to scout neighbors' yards.
- Your solution for Iraq is "Battlecruisers. Mass Battlecruisers."
- Your only fear when massing Battlecruisers against Iraq is that they may have cloaked Wraiths waiting.
- You sit in a traffic jam and wonder if your car has a Siege mode.
- Laser pointers are now weapons of mass destruction - avoid them at all costs.
- The Bunsen burner in chemistry looks deliciously inviting as a splash damage weapon.
- You poke people repeatedly. Maybe they'll say something funny.
- You complain about the inefficiency of our military. Even on slow days, it only took you half an hour to amass a fleet and annihilate your opponent.
- You don't believe in the concept of overpopulation. Why not just build more supply depots?
- Missile turrets are a crucial part to any home security system. Bunkers too. Hell, a few Siege Tanks here and there wouldn't hurt.
- You call your school bully a Dragoon.
- You start calling rich people "n00bs" and tell them to play on real maps.
- You walk by a construction site and wonder why they just don't warp everything in.
- You think strategically placing Arbiters around your town/city so they can recall people wherever they want is a really good idea.
- You mistake your grandmother for an Infested Kerrigan.
- You mistake Democrats for UED leaders.
- You think babies come from Gateways.
- Your friend is a Hydralisk. No matter what anyone else says, he's a Hydralisk.
- You tell people to go somewhere and you start repeatedly "clicking" your finger.
- You try to Optical Flare your dog.
- You answer the phone with "You want a piece of me boy?!"
- You know everyone on Battle.net. Everyone on Battle.net knows you.
- You give people your Battle.net username instead of your phone number.
- You go by your Battle.net alias.
- You know, by heart, how many hits it will take a marine to destroy a Battlecrusier.
- You can beat every Terran campaign mission with 4 marines and an SCV.
- You went as a Zealot for Halloween.
- You use the wall in your room as a board for designing new strategies.
- You can draw any custom map someone tells you to draw.
- You have been to every single StarCraft site searching for the best possible strategy.
- You have a small shrine dedicated to your SC CD case.
- You change religions. You are now part of the Khalai.
- You name your son Fenix.
- You have a meeting every week with your friends so you can come up with new strategies.
- The doctor injects the flu shot into you, you sigh relaxingly and say "ah, that's the stuff."
- You force your mom to call the school bus a "Shuttle"
- You see your friend in a fight and you shout "We must join our bretheren in battle!"
- You worry about walking through narrow places because there might be burrowed lurkers.
- You're sleeping with your girl and accidently scream "Kerrigan" instead of her name.
- You cry yourself to sleep because your SC CD is missing.
- You actually understand all of the above jokes.
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-Democrats are leaders of the UED. Their government position is so shakey that they play Starcraft during congress meetings, and no one really cares. Know why? Their Democrats.
-You'll be a Wraith Pilot when u Grow up!
-You think don't have a freezer, you have a supply depot
-It's even worse when you play WoW, especially with your dad.
So You tried to throw a piece of chicken at my cat and missed.
Dad calls me a noob.I tell him to STFU I'll beat you in a duel right here right now.
-You come to school and say a zergling ate your homework.
-You dream you're raping Kerrigan. (A nightmare.)
-You say GL HF to you best friend before he/she has an exam.
-You name your dog Devouring One.
-You call the president and ask him to put Dark Swarms everywhere so your country can't be the target of anything.
-You call your teacher Yggdrasil.
-You practice micro when writing an essay. "tomaaaa tmpaaa"
-You are afraid of showering because of the hydralisk acid in the water.
-You beat Nal.Ra with seven broken fingers.
-Your account gets banned for hacking when you play a normal SC game.
-You put up wallpapers of your SC heroes around your room.
-You check if your neighbors house is infested every morning.
-You have math, and use half of your lesson figuring out what is better, dragoons or marines and medics.
-You call Mars Mar-Sar
-You call the junk yard "Crashed Norad II"
-Caterpillars "Morphs" into Guardians or Devourers
-You call a African-Americans "Duran"
-You press /f list everytime u go somewhere
-You hook up with ur friends with some blunt and say "nuthin like a good smoke".
-You celebrate the day that SC and Brood War came out.
-Your life's goal is to play SC2
-You always look down in case of spider mines.
-You call the "exterminator" telling him that you have broodlings in your house.
-You pour 7-Up into your backyard swimming pool and hope it lets you spawn zerglings from your clay hatchery model
-You tell ur mom/dad "Yes Cerebrate"
-You get to join the army and sign up as a Ghost
- You start hearing random unit responses and sound effects even when StarCraft isn't on.
- You've gotten to the point of making happy faces out of marines, not in the editor either but during the actual game.
- When you see an overpass, you notice how realistic it looks and mentally congratulate the map designer on his terraining skills.
- You run around through playgrounds as if they are obstacle courses, thinking it will let you see Hermione Granger naked.
- When you're going to school, you press 'a' on an imaginary keyboard and then click your hand in the direction of your school.
- When you can't find anything to eat, you ask your parents to mine more groceries.
- Your ipod has four songs on it: Terran, zerg, protoss and main menu.
- You think of the laws of physics as 'triggers'.
-You poke everyone you see for a reaction
-You tell your mother not to spawn more Zerglings.
-You kill yourself to 'join your fallen heroes of Starcraft.'
-You make/post in topics like these
-Lately, you've been typing /f l in many games and /whois. Especially on AIM.
-You wonder if guardians are really gigantic crabs and how can they fly
-You know everyone on Bnet. Everyone on Bnet knows you
-You give people your Bnet username instead of your phone number
-You know, by heart, how many hits it takes a marine to destroy a Battlecruiser
-You answer the phone with "You want a piece of me boy?!"
-You try to insult someone with a starcraft quote
-You refer to your friends as your "marine buddies"
-You get 12 "marines" and try to take on the neighbor's "base"
-You see your friend in a fight and shout "We must join our brethren in battle!"
-You're sleeping with your girl and accidentally scream "Kerrigan" instead of her name
-If you see a 'blur' in the air you start screaming "The DT's are coming!"
-You see someone having a smoke and you ask "need a light? (buuurrnnnn)"
-You fail your English assignments for using the words "Uber", "Chobo", and "Gosu"
-You cry yourself to sleep because your SC CD is missing
-You can't sleep if you don't play at least 15 minutes
-You forgot you had school
-You close your eyes and see that game where you win against 8 players
-You've admired stars but wonder where Aiur is
-You are in a Starcraft Anonymous focus group
-You start seeing Marines in you bedroom
-Other people start seeing Marines in your bedroom
-Zealot- 100 minerals, Marine- 50 minerals, Getting slaughtered by 1000 zerglings- -Priceless
-You try and get your girlfriend addicted to StarCraft
-You write on your will that you wish to be implanted into a Dragoon exoskeleton when you die
-You ask your girlfriend to come watch you micro and judge it
-Your mom threatens to ground you if you don't stop playing, and you superglue your hands to the keyboard and mouse
-All day long, all you are looking forward to is getting on Bnet to calm down those cravings
-Your teacher asks for your homework and you try to stasis cell her to give you time to get away
-You kill 12 people because your computer crashed right when you were about to win a 200 hour game
-A Geforce 2 MX, Pentium 2, 64k memory, dial up connection, and 10 gb hard drive is all the gaming power anyone should need
-You are running linux, SC is the only game you have successfully been able to cross over, and SC is the only game you plan on attempting to cross over
-You get a D- on a math test and your mom takes action by banning you from the computer. Two days later YOU take action by jumping out of your apartment window
-Your teacher has to give you a speech in the hall that you have to pay attention and stop pretending your writing utensils are warring ships, or least make them carriers because bcs suck
-You know who spiked the eggnog because you did it
-You buy the Starcraft CD 8 times because you keep losing The CD key
-You get angry and storm around the house and sulk for a week just because they killed Tassadar
-You get really angry at Kerrigan and mutter under your breath about "how she made you kill Fenix"
-You name your son Fenix
-Your ISP complains about how you abuse their "unlimited online time" policy
-You connect to Bnet and you get a personalized response welcoming you back
-You wear a T-shirt that says "Got Storm" to your work place
-You find yourself looking for a "learn Korean in 3 months" book at the local library
-Your dad bumps into a man going to Korea at the airport and starts a conversation about sc even though he's never played a single game
-You notice the smiley face on the side of power generators
-You call your parents the judicators and when you ask for money you say ask for 20 minerals
-You wish your nurse would follow you but she always runs away somewhere
-Somehow you get the Korean Starcraft channel
-Your starcraft friends are the only people who understand what you're saying
-Someone asks "Are you ready?" and you reply "jacked up & good to go!"
-You named your two sons (first and middle names) Jim Raynor and Alexei Stukov
-You bring SC stuffed animals to show and tell
-You found a way to make clones of yourself, but their energy ran out before anyone could believe you
-You have nightmares where you're a marine and the rest of your squad just died from an ultralist attack
-You figure out which SC units all your friends are most like
-You find ways to get back on sc even if your computer is broken
-You've written essays on "why sc is better than warcraft"
-You don't bother checking out other games anymore
-You've typed in /stats c0ke
-You have dreams of things you could have done differently to change the outcome of a game
-You join other channels such as "Starcraft AUS-1" just to say how much the USA Channel ownz it
-You always say "ally at end" with your dad on a chess game
-You scream MEDIC! when you're hurt
-You say, shoot me but don't take my SC!
-You went mad when you finally found out there is no internet during camping trips
-You start hearing noises that sound like they're from SC everywhere
-You've given up and made your own Starcraft2
-You begin to think that your best friend could be an infested zerg creature from Char
-You've learned to survive with 1 hour of sleep every night
-You blame the extinction of the Protoss race on a guy who can't speak english
-US Generals start building supply depots in front of their armies
-You suspect zerglings are buried in your backyard waiting to pounce on you
-You've been held back in school for 3 years straight due to sc
-You'll go that extra mile for that creep styled carpet you've always wanted
-On test forms you fill in your race as terran, protoss, or zerg
-For Christmas, you make a firebat santa claus and his 9 mutadeer
-When you die you're having your coffin shot out into space
-Whenever you go somewhere with your friends you always say "let's move"
-On ash wednesday you smear the ashes all over your face to look like a firebat
-You want to be a Korean so you can be the best Starcraft player ever
-For a science project, you test out plague on the whole science class
-Your computer greets you with "Good Day, Commander"
-A queen actually infests your CC
-Your friend owes you a billion minerals from bets
-You start seeing everyone with health bars below them
-You swear there's a lurker under your clothes pile
-Your therapist has given up on you.
-Your best replays are of getting slaughtered for an hour
-Everyday is a good day to die
-You're away message has said "Playing StarCraft" for the last 7 years
-You have a chronic fear of blurry things
-On resumes you give your starcraft stats. You always get the job
-You realize your girlfriend has dumped you. You console yourself by playing more sc
-You have 1000 wins and still suck
-"God for day, Newb for a lifetime" -Ancient SC Saying
-Your CD case tells you to keep playing
-Having the choices to eat, sleep, or go to the bathroom… you decide to keep playing
-You wonder if guardians are really gigantic crabs and how can they fly
-Overlords just sound like they woke up and haven't had coffee yet.
-You tried the "ultralisk ate my homework" excuse. It worked!
-Sleeping is a form of withdrawal
-You're still playing
-You play five or more hours a day.
You:Does this mean I play too much SC?
Me:You bet it does!
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QUOTE(BeeR_KeG @ Jan 16 2007, 09:04 PM)
It's even worse when you play WoW, especially with your dad.
So I tried to throw a piece of chicken at my cat and missed.
Dad calls me a noob.
I tell him to STFU I'll beat you in a duel right here right now.
Yeah... it's pretty sad.
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If you didn't run, I bet you two would've WOW'd yourselves to death.
You know you've played too much when:
-You come to school and say a zergling ate your homework.
-You dream you're raping Kerrigan. (A nightmare.)
-You say GL HF to you best friend before he/she has an exam.
-You name your dog Devouring One.
-You call the president and ask him to put Dark Swarms everywhere so your country can't be the target of anything.
-You call your teacher Yggdrasil.
-You practice micro when writing an essay. "tomaaaa tmpaaa"
-You are afraid of showering because of the hydralisk acid in the water.
-You beat Nal.Ra with seven broken fingers.
-Your account gets banned for hacking when you play a normal SC game.
-You put up wallpapers of your SC heroes around your room.
-You check if your neighbors house is infested every morning.
-You have math, and use half of your lesson figuring out what is better, dragoons or marines and medics.
Can't come up with more right now.
- You start hearing random unit responses and sound effects even when StarCraft isn't on.
- You've gotten to the point of making happy faces out of marines, not in the editor either but during the actual game.
- When you see an overpass, you notice how realistic it looks and mentally congratulate the map designer on his terraining skills.
- You run around through playgrounds as if they are obstacle courses, thinking it will let you see Hermione Granger naked.
- When you're going to school, you press 'a' on an imaginary keyboard and then click your hand in the direction of your school.
- When you can't find anything to eat, you ask your parents to mine more groceries.
- Your ipod has four songs on it: Terran, zerg, protoss and main menu.
- You think of the laws of physics as 'triggers'.
QUOTE(green_meklar @ Jan 19 2007, 06:59 PM)
- You think of the laws of physics as 'triggers'.
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Omg....dude I use to be like that
I'm serious..my neighbor and I use to talk about how the laws of physics would relate to triggers( which is probably the other way around) God those days were fun...