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I remember a thread about women, and someone asked you something about not liking chicks or something, I wasn't really paying attention, anyways, I believe you ended the thread by saying that you liked 4 girls, but didn't do anything about it, because it was immature... Or something...

*Syphon drinks more cough syrup.

I have a crazy long term memory. It's offset by completely lacking short term one.

- Hispanic (Dominican?)
- 5' 4"
- Curly hair
- Freckles
- Lives near Atlanta
- Brown eyes
- Not fat.

Also: DTBK is too smart to get a girlfriend.

lol, that makes him smarter than me.

lol

/bump

It's time DTBK visits his own topic.

Pfft, mine's going to win.

I'm guessing you're not very fat then -.-

Of course he's not fat, he's on fire, so he's constantly running.

Man I sure hope I win:

He's either British or American since those two seem to be the most pompous but I'll lean towards British since america didn't but "Great" in front of it's name for no reason.
Working on that he has bad teeth which is probably why he spends so much time on the internet
Pasty white skin but long dark brown hair, because who knows what could happen to your skin after you're shielded away from sunlight for so long to get a haircut
He's probably wearing a black t-shirt with a big purple arrow (opposoed to white) pointing to his face. He also probably got some kind of octocam pants so it fades into the background so all you can see is the giant arrow and his face.
Red eyes (Get it... cause he's albino, lol....)
Normally I would go "fat" but getting food requires leaving the house so I'll say skinny to the point of being unhealthy.
And he's probably gay since he lives near San Francisco.
Also he probably has calusues on his fingers because since he's an admin he doesn't actually type his posts like we do, he actually recodes SEN and adds in his comment in python.

Yeah so there's my guess. I hope you extended the deadline just for this treat.

Oh by the way:
ZING

OH COME ON! I knew how many women you regularly ogle!

Hey, there isn't anything wrong with being albino, that's something you get genetically. Don't be a detestable human being.

I missed the part where I said "He's albino we should gas him"
I'm sure DTBK doesn't actually think that's what I think he looks like, it's a joke perhaps you've heard of them.

You're using being albino as an insult, buddy.

Ok let's analyze this:

Here I'm talking about in a short line how I truely hope that my guess of DTBK's model and posture fit how he actually looks.

Now at this point of the post I make an assumtion that DTBK is British due to his pompous attitude (Which I'm sure he's aware of) I also make a cleverly made joke about how Britain is more pompous despite what people say due to them adding an unnessescry adjective to boost their country's name.

Here I make a joke of a common sterotype with British people which would explain why he has spent countless hours posting on the staredit network community forums.

Here is the first hint of albinoism (However you spell it) because he has pasty white skin. It's commonly known if you are albino the sun hurts your skin easily or at least more so than people who are not albinos. I also make a joke saying he's albino because he's been inside for so long, which clearly is not true since albinoism is a disease at birth not something you can "get."

Now I'm continung the whole "He's pompous" rountine by saying he has a T-Shirt that points to his face. I added in a hidden joke there that the arrow is purple because it's lighter on the eyes, which he would need since he's albino. Also because he posts in purple text all the time.

Now I mention that he has red eyes, which most albinos do. I added in an "lol" to increase the level of how ridicules this is.

Here I disagree with my first thought of him being overweight and going with skinny since he never goes outside to buy food because his skin would burn off or something after being inside for so long.

Another sterotype is used since it's said that most people in San Francisco are gay, we do not know DTBK's sexual orientation though despite what I say on the internet.

Ending the description is a joke about how he can code python and that he's so good at it that he can code it into staredit network itself.


In this sentance I conclude my post by repeating my hopes that the deadline was extended so my entry will be added.


And finally a ridiculos "zing" which is suppose to show how silly the post was and only to be taken as a joke. I was hoping it'd serve as a disclaimer but apparently not.

Now point out what's wrong.

Are you seriously trying to deny that there was malice in that post and that you did anything you can to make DTBK as bad looking and undesirable as possible? And in the process listed being albino as something negative, well guess what, you can't choose to be it or not... it's like making fun of somebody with down syndrome.

PS: I only read the first 4 lines or so because I didn't want to read you trying to justify insulting DTBK, or why you say what you said.


EDIT: Forgot a word

Eh, DTBK can reply to his joke any time he wants. Hell, he can ban. Personally, I didn't see any horrible insult to the original post, just a good dose of sarcasm.

HolySin gets it. Everyone is so fixated that I'm trying to insult people when I'm just being sarcastic.

I am not talking about you insulting DTBK, it's just that in your joke, you are using being Albino as something you make fun of. If DTBK were albino, that's nothing you make fun of, that's just wrong.

But for making fun of DTBK or w/e, have fun, just don't use things like mental illnesses and genetic diseases like being albino...

I got it. And I laughed, good post.



He wasn't insulting him. It's like joking around with you black friend about him being black. Stop trying to be so PC.