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You portray yourself as Whitey, duh.

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Approx. description of DTBK's ego;

On fire, vomiting and having severe bloody diarrhea.

Ok.

DTBK, or as he was known in a previous time to his fellowmen, Fingal, immigrated to the United States during the winter of 1935. It was a particularly cold winter, and DTBK was at odds with his fellowmen over what to do with the newly born devil child. A young couple, possibly from Sweden, had wandered away from their dwelling late one evening, the woman was pregnant, but not expecting for a month or so. While they wandered away from the home, it slowly got dark, prompting the husband to get some wood for a shelter and fire. Looking, they wandered their way into the Highlands. Dased and confused, the couple made shelter in one of the many underground caverns, where they spent several night, watched from a far by DTBK. One night, however, was not to be as peaceful.

An eerie red light filled the highlands, like God himself had pricked had outstretched his hand over the Highlands, pricked his thumb and let the fresh blood flow smoothly over the land, entering the smallest nooks and crannies. Awakened by the seemingly unnatural phenomenon, DTBK rushed to the wake his fellow Highlanders. What they next saw was ghastlier than a thousand ghouls. Under the uninviting glow, in cave on hillside, a child was born. A child of unspeakable evil.

Lacking the bright glow of most newborn infants, it's deviations ranged from a lack of pupils to the six cuspate tentacles that grew from the back of his neck. It's presence was a cold one, and as a first matter of business, it impaled the grieving mother over a nearby underformed stalagmite. Unsheething his Claymore, DTBk entered the cave, and slayeth the wholly evil image.

47 or so years later, he escaped the thrill of The Game and found a permanent residence in Californ eye eh, periodically staying in his lair for lengthened periods of time to program, play Starcraft, and just chill out, relax and max all cool.

DTBK:

1.78 meters long
Brown eyes that change their color to blue when he's angry.
Wields the Force like no Jedi can.
When hewas choosing his nick, he wanted to name himself DTBK_400_300 first, but then changed his mind.
Gives away cookies on Halloween
As a child, he once found a penny, and made it his "lucky penny," but lost it a year ago.
DTBK is trying to eat only healthy food on Mondays
In the future, he wants to have 3 kids: 2 boys and 1 girl
Also, he wants to do extreme sports with his future wife when their children grow up
DTBK cried only once: when he first felt love. And you know why? Because that feeling seemed so irrational and illogical, that DTBK failed to explain it.
He is now 15 years old.
His best friend is older than him.
DTK feels useless when (again and again) comes to the conclusion that most of the people on the planet are stupid.

DTBK: Master of sigs. Has been quoted in sigs more often, and has edited other peoples' sigs more often than any other member on SEN.

I haven't quoted him in my sig yet.

Very few facts are known about DTBK. He is able to transform into a infested battlecruiser at will. In this form, he is completely useless, but can fly. At all other times, he is a formless mass of roughly 40,000,000,000,000 nanograms that matches his text color.

He was assembled at a military base in Arizona.

DTBK is a totality of annoying egoistic energy existing in an infinite amount of universes.

We know a fiew laws he obays:

The level of annoyance is L[sub]annoy[/sub]=DTBK*A*I*R[sup]5[/sup]/e; where A is the annoyance constant; R is the distance between DTBK and any form of energy. This formula explains why those people that are close to him (friends, family) are not annoyed by him, while the inhabitants of SEN are incredibly annoyed by him.

The only thing in the whole universe that's more powerful than DTBK's annoyance is DTBK's ego. E=L[sub]annoy[/sub]+1.

Only something that is more annoying than DTBK can annoy him. That means nothing can.

DTBK uses his annoyance to influence energy in our universe; He annoys the keys on his keyboard to such an extent that they are pushed, for example.

You mean he's a Hooloovoo?

DTBK is one of the few people on this forum who could make a thread like this and get away with it not being locked. Observe as I lock it now in effort to stop a useless spam thread, only to be unlocked by himself or someone else.

DTBK is everything MA said except he's fat.

DTBK is everything MA said except he's not Korean.

Meh, I'll give it a swing.

DTBK was born on the planet Zephayr. On Zephayr all the people are roughly 3.53 times smarter than here on earth, making us appear dumb and insophisticated compared to DTBK. He often becomes frustrated with all the flaws in the human race and everything we have created, and brings his fury on all that don't use their brain. He is roughly 5' 9 3/8'', and has a slight tan. He is 17 years old, and has 2 pet parrots, which repeat his every word and makes him feel good about himself. He will live for another 649 years, because all of his people die at the age of 666. He is highly religious, but feels angered against the theory of god being more powerful than the "evil" forces, and believes that the evil will prevail. He plans to get married at the age of 21 to a swedish supermodel, whom with he will have 2 kids, 1 which will be named "MiniDTBK_1337" (Min - e - dee - tee - bee - kay - leet). He has blue eyes that turn red with fury when he's angry. He never reveals what he's thinking by his face, the only way you can tell is by looking at his left ear, in which is a LCD Display showing what he is thinking, however the hair naturally hides it.

Eww.. I don't like it. Of course, I'm watching American Idol while I type.. xD

DTBK is a moderator by day, and confabulates bacchanalia by night..

*Mini Moose 2707 deletes account.
DTBK is nobody.

Someone who is going to die in a very large fire.

-American
-Neutral
-6'3"
-Brown hair
-Brown eyes
-Administrator
-Egotistical
-Finds b5b5ff easier on the eyes than ffffff
-Enjoys no post-1950's music other than jazz.
-Dislikes loud noises
-Avid Python enthusiast
-15/m/cali
-Enjoys keeping secrets
-At last count, had 4 crushes that he wasn't inclined to act on.

DTBK
-4'1
-Chubby
-Administrater of SEN
-Likes this color
-Google Hater
-あなた は 日本語 を はなします か?
-Infested Battle Kruser
-Mod Maker
-Map Maker? D:!
-Improves Staredit.Net one member at a time
-Made this thread 2 times?
-Lives in Turkey
-Drinks Water
-Eats Sushi
-Chupacabra!!
-Collects pokemon cards during his off time of Admin
-Stunningly beautiful