Where to start...
Okay, your "exactly the same thing" statement. I guess you can make history look like anything if you simplify it into one-sentence fragments like that, but let's not do that. Let's do our own research on such subjects before making claims. What you quoted there is an opinion that takes every fact out of context and
states the view of the other side. Apparently the Republican tactic lately has been to do just that. Okay, let's take a few of the statements from that piece you quoted and explain them
in context.
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"Clinton imposes regime change in Serbia - good...
Bush imposes regime change in Iraq - bad..."
The funny part of this phrase is that the author cleverly omitted one crucial fact - that there was a genocide happing in Serbia. Having learned from his mistake with the Rwanda crisis (an ability that George Bush seems to not have), Clinton, at the behest of the entire world, stopped the killing. In Rwanda, when Clinton did nothing, the Republicans threw a fit. In Serbia, when he did something about the problem, the Republicans threw a fit. Do you think their anger had anything to do with the situations at hand and not with the then-current administration? You be the judge. Notice how I'm presenting facts and letting you decide, based on factual evidence. I'm not telling you what your opinions should be. In Iraq, there was no genocide, no mass loss of human life. Okay, there was, but that was during George Bush senior's term, and the Republicans sure as hell didn't care enough to save those brown people until the flow of oil was interrupted when Saddam invaded Kuwait. Again, instead of "saving" the Iraqis, President Bush senior decided to leave the Kurds to their gruesome fate. Okay, now that that's out of the way, do you understand what I mean by lack of context?
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Clinton commits felonies while in office - good...
Bush lands on aircraft carrier in jumpsuit - bad...
This one is just hilarious. First of all, Clinton committed perjury, which
is a felony. Unfortunately for the Republican "anrgy mob", he was not convicted, he apologized. But no, they kept

ing so hard that he had to keep a low profile. Now, as to Bush's aircraft carrier fiasco, guess how much money it cost to pull of the stunt? A million dollars. Do you know how much more money there would have been for his woefully underfunded "No Child Left Behind" act if he had just ridden a boat to the carrier? A million dollars. Oh, yeah, and "Mission accomplished" was perjury. The Democrats just figured they'd let it go, it's not worth blowing that fact out of proportion. So, uh, get your facts straight. Don't you love the lack of context, when the author of those lovely anecdotes states the other side's opinion without revealing the real reason for the opinion? It's pathetic, really.
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No mass graves found in Serbia - good...
No WMD found in Iraq - bad...
Clinton didn't
want to find mass graves, and neither did the American people. Oh, and Clinton didn't use mass graves as a reason to go to war, like Bush did with WMDs in Iraq. So, uh, it's terrific that they didn't find any mass graves in Serbia. The terror committed there was not so grave as we had previously thought, and we could all breathe a sigh of relief. Now, the WMDs are different. Since Bush based his whole war on WMDs, it kind of makes him look like a moron when he reveals that, oops, there really weren't. It sucks that your kids died, though. Let's get this straight, we went to Iraq to find WMDs that Bush said Saddam had, not to "save the Iraqi people".
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Milosevic not yet convicted - good...
Saddam turned over for trial - bad...
I love this - Milosevic has not been convicted by a court that
we have no part in, the International Criminal Court. You know, the same court that George Bush declined to be a part of. If the Republicans wanted Milosevic convicted so badly, they should have stopped being afraid that they'd be called to trial for committing war crimes in Iraq and just joined the court and helped speed up the process. I don't know anyone in America who has ever said that it's good that Milosevic hasn't been convicted, either. It's just another example of a Republican trying to falsely represent the other side's opinions.
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Stock market crashes in 2000 under Clinton - good...
Economy on upswing under Bush - bad...
Funny, but the author forgot to state that under Clinton the economy grew to the highest it had ever been, and that we had a massive budget surplus for the first time ever.
That is why
everyone who wasn't already rich was pleased with Clinton's work on the economy. No matter what the Republicans say, a budget surplus and terrific economic condition, both
facts, speak for themselves.
Now, about Bush's upswing economy. Have you looked at the numbers lately? Apparently, the Bush administration had the gall to use all of the surplus and send us deeper into debt than we have ever been. Sure, a tax cut is good for the economy in the short term, but it will cost us big in ten years when the government has to pay all of the money it owes. Thanks, old rich guys in Washington. By the time my generation finally gets a shot at financial security, you'll have died fat and happy and I'll have to clean up your mess. Good planning there on Bush's part, eh?
Now, having looked at the facts, don't thing seem a little, I don't know, different? Next time you make claims like those, don't offer opinions and don't base your claims on bull

. Use facts, and you'll be well on your way to becoming a first-class argumentator. Until next time, kids! And remember, base your opinions on facts and don't believe rumors without confirming them first. I don't usually gloat, but GG PWN3D!