Report, edit, etc...Posted by Jordan on 2005-05-25 at 22:59:32
wow this map sounds incredible! good luck on it!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kamikaze.Kow on 2005-05-25 at 23:16:12
Town Wars was actually supposed to be a joke map.. I was only making it to prove someone wrong..
I'm hoping this will be way better, but i might have to narrow it to 1 player only..
Would you all still play if it were 1 player only?
I still also need ideas for gross food, maybe i could add my famous peanut butter and cheese sandwhich, which is actually quite good, but nobody will try!
I'm hoping this will be way better, but i might have to narrow it to 1 player only..
Would you all still play if it were 1 player only?
I still also need ideas for gross food, maybe i could add my famous peanut butter and cheese sandwhich, which is actually quite good, but nobody will try!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by wesmic da pimp on 2005-05-25 at 23:18:38
I'll be sure to play it if there's buffalo testicles
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Night on 2005-05-25 at 23:28:38
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Um, headcheese anyone?
lol jkFor food:
(Heres a real Quebec-ian dessert) Des Grand-Pere! (Translation French - English) Grand-pa. No you don't cook a freakin grandpa, you cook dumplings in syrup. yumm... and no I am not quebec-ian i'm albertain. But I am mostly french
I read a few posts and I didn't see anyone taking Dragoon... Hero / Normal.. doesn't matter. Um, if not 'Goon.. how aboooooouut... firebat? or DT? i know those are prolly' both taken but oh well.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by MapUnprotector on 2005-05-25 at 23:34:11
I wanna be a drone or probe.
Nvm make me a probe.
Nvm make me a probe.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by wesmic da pimp on 2005-05-25 at 23:40:17
make it a Mod and make me a buffalo's testicle
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kamikaze.Kow on 2005-05-25 at 23:44:02
Well DarKnight, if those get taken, what else would you want? because goon is a large unit, You'd be too fat for my bar..
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Night on 2005-05-25 at 23:44:09
If I can't have any of those units (above), ill take broodling
OOOhhh for disgusting food:
OATMEAL!!
no seriously i hate oatmeal
and also that stuff that you find under the stove.. Lint? Old macaroni? Fries? Chicken? WHO KNOWS!!
Oh yah and "Mystery Meat" ... It might not even be meat like Sweet bread isn't bread.
Oh and for cooking mistakes:
Sneeze in the guys food
Overwork and get sick and barf on the floor (or in guys food)
Fall asleep and food starts on fire
Forget to tie shoelaces and trip and send frying pan in guys face (ok too creative)
Cut your hand and bleed in guys food.
Overcharge a customer
"Kill" a customer (um... how would be up to you...)
Lets see what else... OH OH
You forget your sterile gloves
You forget your hairnet (unless guys is bald then put a hair net on his armpit hair)
You accidentally burn yourself and die. ... ok GG
You forget to pay power bills
You forgot to add "Real food" in the dish
You accidentally serve the customer the dish of dog food for your dog...
You accidentally drop a knife and cut your toe and bleed on the floor
You accidentally drop your keys in the soup
You fart in the oven burner and it explodes
I can get more but otherwise it might be spamming
BTW: None of these ever happened to me... except for the barfing in my food part... seriously... IM NOT JOKING
OOOhhh for disgusting food:
OATMEAL!!
no seriously i hate oatmeal
and also that stuff that you find under the stove.. Lint? Old macaroni? Fries? Chicken? WHO KNOWS!!
Oh yah and "Mystery Meat" ... It might not even be meat like Sweet bread isn't bread.
Oh and for cooking mistakes:
Sneeze in the guys food
Overwork and get sick and barf on the floor (or in guys food)
Fall asleep and food starts on fire
Forget to tie shoelaces and trip and send frying pan in guys face (ok too creative)
Cut your hand and bleed in guys food.
Overcharge a customer
"Kill" a customer (um... how would be up to you...
)Lets see what else... OH OH
You forget your sterile gloves
You forget your hairnet (unless guys is bald then put a hair net on his armpit hair)
You accidentally burn yourself and die. ... ok GG
You forget to pay power bills
You forgot to add "Real food" in the dish
You accidentally serve the customer the dish of dog food for your dog...
You accidentally drop a knife and cut your toe and bleed on the floor
You accidentally drop your keys in the soup
You fart in the oven burner and it explodes
I can get more but otherwise it might be spamming
BTW: None of these ever happened to me... except for the barfing in my food part... seriously... IM NOT JOKING
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)RuFF on 2005-05-25 at 23:46:08
can i be a DT? sounds interesting : ]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by wesmic da pimp on 2005-05-25 at 23:50:43
make sure that the guy doesn't spend too long trying to rip the scrotum open to get to the buffalo testicles too
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Swift_ninja( on 2005-05-25 at 23:57:59
I have a sugesstion, what about theres 2 main chefs, and 4 employees to hire (human players). The employees can work for money ( well duh.. ) and probaly even have a house and stuff. And you have to beat your oppenent to popularity by using gimmicks and stuff
Report, edit, etc...Posted by wesmic da pimp on 2005-05-26 at 00:59:20
you have to beat them by throwing buffalo testicles at them
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Arctic(F) on 2005-05-26 at 01:07:57
Hey i like the idea. Can you send me the map i would like to play it...it sound like a lot of fun. My email is lance8245@yahoo.com
Report, edit, etc...Posted by wesmic da pimp on 2005-05-26 at 01:09:09
i dont think its complete yet.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-05-26 at 07:50:41
I'd still play if it was one player, but I think two player would be awesome. If you screwed up someone's order, they could go and order from the competition.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by ShadowWarrior on 2005-05-26 at 09:19:45
I would still play it even if it's one player. But if you can, make it as much player as possible 
Gross food... Let's see...
Pizza with worms for topping!
Fried Grasshopper
Meh... I can't think of much gross food.
Gross food... Let's see...
Pizza with worms for topping!
Fried Grasshopper
Meh... I can't think of much gross food.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kamikaze.Kow on 2005-05-26 at 09:33:57
hmm... I COULD let all the players goto the same bar building but then teleport them to different hallways to get to their main bar..
I will try to make it as many players as possible, but you may lose some of the atmosphere with all the chefs going into the same building..
I will try to make it as many players as possible, but you may lose some of the atmosphere with all the chefs going into the same building..
Report, edit, etc...Posted by ShadowWarrior on 2005-05-26 at 10:51:39
Oh yes, I forgot to say this...
Good luck on your map
Good luck on your map
Report, edit, etc...Posted by wesmic da pimp on 2005-05-26 at 14:20:29
you could have observers.... or........ you could have the other people actually come to the bar and ask what they want to eat or they could throw buffalo testicles at the chef and try to make him mess up or damage his stove
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Night on 2005-05-26 at 14:29:23
I like the idea for 1 player chef
Maybe another player for a customer?
like i know you have lots of computer players
like maybe, theres this special menu for the coustomer player and he can choose from that.. unno jus suggestions
Maybe another player for a customer?
like i know you have lots of computer players
like maybe, theres this special menu for the coustomer player and he can choose from that.. unno jus suggestions
Report, edit, etc...Posted by The_Shattered_moose on 2005-05-26 at 16:29:29
You could make it so that the two players are two chefs, both working for the same resteraunt, and generally fued, each trying to become the only chef.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by wesmic da pimp on 2005-05-26 at 16:33:07
or... there is a chef... and there is the BTG or Buffalo Testicle Gatherer and then there could also be customers
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Neiji on 2005-05-26 at 18:22:41
Umm... maybe like there's this one mission where you outsell and put the rival business out of business, or go to their bar and cause a riot and make their reputation fall...
PS: WAAH! I'm not in the map! And I thought I called broodling or something...
PS: WAAH! I'm not in the map! And I thought I called broodling or something...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by wesmic da pimp on 2005-05-26 at 20:42:47
I think that a Dark Archon should be the buffalo testicles, because buffalo testicles are freaken huge!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by KaboomHahahein on 2005-05-26 at 20:54:09
Can you choose a unit for me if you are going to add me as a customer.? I really don't know which to pick.