Report, edit, etc...Posted by JaFF on 2006-09-24 at 13:07:30
IP wants this site dead.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by WoAHorde2 on 2006-09-24 at 21:32:09
Moose isn't really 18.Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2006-09-24 at 22:10:09
[MM] is not truly a modding clan, and mods are in fact extremely difficult to make.
We took a dozen programmers and set them to work modding StarCraft, and within each mod we would implant a program whose data structure within your hardrive forms a bomb that will detonate on a certain, undisclosed day. We have also controlled who would be downloading our mods such that the combined explosions would create an interference pattern such that 94.1% of the force of the explosions will be directed at a single underground location, a room which holds the very SEN servers and all related backup files, and within that a small electromagnetic ranged power transmitting device that will eventually cause all computers related to the OSMAP project explode with three times the force of the [MM] bombs ( as Legacy_Weapon is more skilled in such matters ) , the combined explosions destroying countless key country capitals around the world.
We took a dozen programmers and set them to work modding StarCraft, and within each mod we would implant a program whose data structure within your hardrive forms a bomb that will detonate on a certain, undisclosed day. We have also controlled who would be downloading our mods such that the combined explosions would create an interference pattern such that 94.1% of the force of the explosions will be directed at a single underground location, a room which holds the very SEN servers and all related backup files, and within that a small electromagnetic ranged power transmitting device that will eventually cause all computers related to the OSMAP project explode with three times the force of the [MM] bombs ( as Legacy_Weapon is more skilled in such matters ) , the combined explosions destroying countless key country capitals around the world.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by MasterJohnny on 2006-09-25 at 01:41:32
minimoose is the "hacker" on sen
MasterJohnny is really a robot out to destroy sen
the 50/50 raffle is rigged some1 picks the winner
MasterJohnny is really a robot out to destroy sen
the 50/50 raffle is rigged some1 picks the winner
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2006-09-25 at 07:07:18
Jack Thompson is actually Jon Stewart in disguise. He goes out and makes stupid statements so he can mock them on his show, thus assuring high ratings.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JaFF on 2006-09-25 at 07:12:29
Doodan kills kittens every day. 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Killer_Kow(MM) on 2006-09-25 at 17:09:41
Canada is controlled by the American government in a conspiracy to erase quebec from the map.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)Excalibur on 2006-09-25 at 17:12:43
QUOTE(Killer_Kow(MM) @ Sep 25 2006, 04:09 PM)
Canada is controlled by the American government in a conspiracy to erase quebec from the map.
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by xmrxsiegecopx on 2006-09-28 at 07:28:33
The StarCraft Soap Opera that recently happened was a fake show that IP and Yoshi pulled off in an attempt to show Blizzard tht the current popularity with StarCraft: Brood War in the largest StarCraft UMS community, Staredit Network, will get them motivated enough to make StarCraft 2 with an awesome map editor, GalacEdit (StarCraft Galactic Editor).
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JaFF on 2006-09-28 at 08:06:43
In WW2, the Germany's Wunder Waffe, the "Miracle Weapon" that was supposed to ensure that Germany wins the war, was actually a Wunder Waffle - a huge waffle that was made of sugar, Hitler's left testicle, 88[sup]88[/sup] millions tonns of Italian pasta, and twice as much tonns of German beer.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)Excalibur on 2006-09-28 at 15:29:31
QUOTE(GoldenKnight @ Sep 24 2006, 07:10 AM)
Not even Syphon(MM) can make a conspiracy moor n00bish than this:
And you just had to tempt him? Wait till he sees it. v.v
-Ex
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Killer_Kow(MM) on 2006-09-29 at 10:15:11
Voyager is an egg.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by xmrxsiegecopx on 2006-09-30 at 00:27:49
The sequel to StarCraft: Brood War will be Warcraft in Space.
Story: Infested Duran is but an ancient Mage of the Warcraft era that sold his soul the the devil for immortality. His masters, the survivors of the Xel'Naga race, commanded him to finish their project of creating the perfect race. This race, upon its birth however, ended up killing Duran and renamed itself "The Orcs.", then sets off to overthrow the Zerg swarm and dominate the Queen of Blades that Kerrigan worked so hard to become....
Story: Infested Duran is but an ancient Mage of the Warcraft era that sold his soul the the devil for immortality. His masters, the survivors of the Xel'Naga race, commanded him to finish their project of creating the perfect race. This race, upon its birth however, ended up killing Duran and renamed itself "The Orcs.", then sets off to overthrow the Zerg swarm and dominate the Queen of Blades that Kerrigan worked so hard to become....
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JaFF on 2006-10-01 at 03:59:31
Fear is love.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Killer_Kow(MM) on 2006-10-07 at 16:07:17
Love is hate.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by WoAHorde2 on 2006-10-08 at 00:26:59
Dumbducky speeks binary. 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by FatalException on 2006-10-08 at 13:55:46
I killed the revived 'Post a Picture of yourself!' thread by posting my picture 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-10-08 at 19:41:32
FatalException is yoshi_da_snipers minion sent on his bent will to spy on us.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Centreri on 2006-10-08 at 21:05:26
The CIA is actually the intelligence sub-section of NASA, which has in recent years been the prime developer of revolutionary technology meant for near-instantaneous transportation from points miles across as well as new energy sources. The CIA was created to alert NASA if other countries start inventing similar projects, but it didn't happen. The CIA is pulling the strings behind the FBI, and it's NASA who is most influential in who the next president is - you'll notice no anti-NASA presidents have been appointed.
And I am the one pulling the strings behind NASA.
And I am the one pulling the strings behind NASA.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by xmrxsiegecopx on 2006-10-09 at 01:24:07
The Patriots in MGS2: SoL exist in reality.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by lonely_duck on 2006-10-09 at 01:31:15
QUOTE(GoldenKnight @ Oct 8 2006, 09:23 PM)
The Patriots in MGS2: SoL exist in reality.
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Rantent on 2006-10-09 at 02:19:30
The sole reason we bury the dead in cemeteries is so the scientists beneath them can reanimate their corpses for the governments future plans of armageddon.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Centreri on 2006-10-09 at 08:04:37
That's a good one.. but it's really just for use against Iraq.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-10-09 at 08:21:42
Cameras were invented by a depressed idiot who use it to zap away peoples souls and put them in a jar. Thats why whenever you look directly into a camera taking a picture your eyes go blurry because your soul has been eaten. 
Scientology uses these "cameras" alot.
Scientology uses these "cameras" alot.