"'ello there mate. Would yeh like some fish n' chips? I'm chinky but am also a Yank. NEways, enjoy yer stay at Hotel Staredit. And if anyone's givin' you a hard time, just heave'em down to my siggy and give'm a good talkin' to, unless they look like a giant dinosaur with a gun, or a keg, or a bolthead, or a moose with one of those caution signs, or a guy who’s high, or a guy who puts limes and kiwis in one basket, or looks like an ankh."
And you can still make melee maps with the original and fun UMS games if you try really hard and have the right ideas.