Sorry, but I just gotta try this out:
Dear:
[ ] Clueless Newbie
[X] Loser(s)
[ ] AOL-er
[ ] 12 year old
[X] Troll(s)
[ ] Pervert
[ ] Geek
[X] Spammer(s)
[ ] Wannabe
[ ] Asskisser(s)
[ ] l337 d00d
[ ] Flamer
[X] Whiner(s)
[X] Other(s): PsychoTemplar & Krazydrunking
You Are Being Flamed Because
[ ] You posted a .99999... = 1 thread
[ ] You posted a "Im Leaving" thread
[ ] You posted a Patch thread
[ ] You posted a PC vs Mac thread
[ ] You posted a System Specifications thread
[ ] You posted a ( Insert Random RPG ) vs SC thread
[ ] You posted a StarCraft vs WarCraft 3 thread
[ ] You posted a big slobbery kiss on Blizzard's Ass
[ ] You posted a "Where is Starcraft 2" thread
[ ] You tried to hook up with a female member of the forum
[ ] You married a member of the forum
[ ] You cheated on a member of the forum
[ ] You posted a ( WarCraft 3 / WoW ) vs Diablo 2 thread
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[X] You committed crimes against pork by-products
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You haven't read the stickies
[ ] You don't know which forum to post in
[X] You just plain suck
[X] You posted false information
[X] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] You double posted
[ ] YOU POSTED A MESSAGE ALL WRITTEN IN CAPS
[ ] You posted racist crap
[X] I don't like your tone of voice
[ ] You are not civilized enough to post in these forums
[ ] Yuo mispeled evry sengle wurd (Your name)
In Punishment, You Must:
[ ] Give up your AOL Internet account
[ ] STFU & GTFO
[X] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[X] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read the f****** FAQ
[X] Go to your room with no supper
[ ] Apologize to everybody on this forum
[ ] Go stand in the middle of a Highway
[ ] Recite the Greek alphabet backwards
[ ] Take a bath in bleach
[ ] Drink out of a spittoon
[ ] All of the above
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[ ] Blow me
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Never post again
[X] I pity your dog
[ ] Go to Hell
[ ] Your IQ must be 7
[X] Take your rejection somewhere else
[ ] STFU & GTFO
[ ] Learn to post
[ ] Go jump into some industrial equipment
[ ] All of the above
[ ] Life 187, you 7
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