Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2005-06-27 at 01:25:58
This is a story about Warhammer, and the average day in the shoutbox. I'd like to note that this is a comedy script, and is not serious, not with malicious intent, and if anyone in it is offended by it, I will edit them out. I'l like to note, it's stupid as hell. But it's also funny. I hope.
Hamma: I've slain the dragons, defeated the orcs, battled the warriors of darkness, won, and I told wesmic to go **ck himself! Now the magic orb is mine!
(Magic orb turns into Moose Teh Wizerd)
Moose Teh Wizerd: You can have two wishes... not a third, or I'll have to cut off your foot.
Hamma: That's cheap! Damn.. well... I want Led Zeppelin to get young and talented again and release a hundred more albums which will all own, and the power to make anything I wish for happen by.. um.. taking a leak.
Moose Teh Wizerd: Okay. Granted.... I'm gonna take your foot anyways!
Hamma: OMG H4X0R OMG NEWB WARNBANLOLWTFOMGBARNYARDSEXOMG!!!
Voyager: Hey Hamma, omg stop spaming, oMG OMG U SPAMR OMG STUP SPAMIN
Hamma: I wish voyager didn't suck so bad. (Takes a leak)
Voyager: (Sucks Hamma.. quite well)
Hamma: OH YEAH, YEAH VOYAGER OMG
Voyager: OMG STUP SPAMIN OMG OMG STUP
Hamma: (Takes a leak in voyager face)
Voyager: (explodes)
Hamma: Well that was weird.
TH: Hey stupid.
Hamma: TH, stfu, I'm not stupid.
TH: (Edits his shout so it's the "I'm with stupid" smilie)
Hamma: Hi! Man, I wish I could make terrain as cool as TH. (Takes a leak)
TH HAMMA: OMG I WANA FUK BOYZ LOL
TH: Go to hell, Hamma.
TH HAMMA: OMG DIS OVERPWRZ TEH AWESUM TERAN I DUN WAN BE TH. (Takes a leak)
TH: You're a freak.
Hamma: That was weird.
Wesmic: Hey n00bs omg i pwnedz u in melee omg (insert pot joke here).
TH and Hamma: Hey.
(Insert pointless convo here)
Hamma: I'm gonna go play game.
Wesmic: I'm gonna go take dump.
TH: Im gonna go play myself.
(Everyone laughs, despite the fact that this might be the fourth time I've said something like that.)
(Five minutes later)
Farty: Hey guys. What's I miss?
Wesmic: Me taking a big, long dump. I recorded it if you want to see it.
TH: That was some good porn.
Hamma: I want some!
(TH pms Hamma some gay porn)
Hamma: OMG TH YOU'RE SUCH A FAG.
TH: Hey, you like my fagness when I was bending over for you.
Wesmic: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Farty: BUUUURN.
Hamma: I wish TH wasn't so gay. (takes a leak... in farty's face)
(Something goes wrong, and now Farty isn't gay! OMFG)
Yep. That's what a normal day in the shoutbox on SEN is like... minus the urination spell. And Voyager doesn't suck THAT much cock.
Hamma: I've slain the dragons, defeated the orcs, battled the warriors of darkness, won, and I told wesmic to go **ck himself! Now the magic orb is mine!
(Magic orb turns into Moose Teh Wizerd)
Moose Teh Wizerd: You can have two wishes... not a third, or I'll have to cut off your foot.
Hamma: That's cheap! Damn.. well... I want Led Zeppelin to get young and talented again and release a hundred more albums which will all own, and the power to make anything I wish for happen by.. um.. taking a leak.
Moose Teh Wizerd: Okay. Granted.... I'm gonna take your foot anyways!
Hamma: OMG H4X0R OMG NEWB WARNBANLOLWTFOMGBARNYARDSEXOMG!!!
Voyager: Hey Hamma, omg stop spaming, oMG OMG U SPAMR OMG STUP SPAMIN
Hamma: I wish voyager didn't suck so bad. (Takes a leak)
Voyager: (Sucks Hamma.. quite well)
Hamma: OH YEAH, YEAH VOYAGER OMG
Voyager: OMG STUP SPAMIN OMG OMG STUP
Hamma: (Takes a leak in voyager face)
Voyager: (explodes)
Hamma: Well that was weird.
TH: Hey stupid.
Hamma: TH, stfu, I'm not stupid.
TH: (Edits his shout so it's the "I'm with stupid" smilie)
Hamma: Hi! Man, I wish I could make terrain as cool as TH. (Takes a leak)
TH HAMMA: OMG I WANA FUK BOYZ LOL
TH: Go to hell, Hamma.
TH HAMMA: OMG DIS OVERPWRZ TEH AWESUM TERAN I DUN WAN BE TH. (Takes a leak)
TH: You're a freak.
Hamma: That was weird.
Wesmic: Hey n00bs omg i pwnedz u in melee omg (insert pot joke here).
TH and Hamma: Hey.
(Insert pointless convo here)
Hamma: I'm gonna go play game.
Wesmic: I'm gonna go take dump.
TH: Im gonna go play myself.
(Everyone laughs, despite the fact that this might be the fourth time I've said something like that.)
(Five minutes later)
Farty: Hey guys. What's I miss?
Wesmic: Me taking a big, long dump. I recorded it if you want to see it.
TH: That was some good porn.
Hamma: I want some!
(TH pms Hamma some gay porn)
Hamma: OMG TH YOU'RE SUCH A FAG.
TH: Hey, you like my fagness when I was bending over for you.
Wesmic: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Farty: BUUUURN.
Hamma: I wish TH wasn't so gay. (takes a leak... in farty's face)
(Something goes wrong, and now Farty isn't gay! OMFG)
Yep. That's what a normal day in the shoutbox on SEN is like... minus the urination spell. And Voyager doesn't suck THAT much cock.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by FrAZ428 on 2005-06-27 at 01:29:02
Lmao... That looks like a closer to normal day on the shoutbox. Lmao... hamma's gonna love this!
liek omfg... voyager sucks it?
liek omfg... voyager sucks it?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2005-06-27 at 01:30:03
Hamma was already shown it, and he did like it, alot.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by wesmic da pimp on 2005-06-27 at 04:22:12
That's such a typical day in the shoutbox, good job lol
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Jordan on 2005-06-27 at 14:44:21
no fair. u spam so much with a whole story i spam i get banned. where's somebody saying YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT!!! im sad + bored. i feel lonely 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2005-06-27 at 14:44:51
What?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-06-27 at 15:09:44
This is all good, but i dont like the ego. And i NEVER, I NEVER talk in internet slang.
I only use
lol
g2g
rofl
Thats all.
But other than that i laughed.
I only use
lol
g2g
rofl
Thats all.
But other than that i laughed.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2005-06-28 at 02:40:35
QUOTE(Fierce(MM) @ Jun 27 2005, 12:44 PM)
no fair. u spam so much with a whole story i spam i get banned. where's somebody saying YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT!!! im sad + bored. i feel lonely
Do you know what I did that made if feal nicer?
You collapse the shoutbox, because then you do not have to fear the dreaded "You are not allowed to view the shoutbox." and you eventually forget about it. But then once a day, just open it, and close it.
Then one day you will see shouts.