Welcome to SEN. Stay groovy, and be sure to try out our complimentary muffins! They are located in the central lobby. Please ask Beer KeG where you may find that.
As part of our referrel program, I suggest you tell him that "Mistress Kame" referred you to his muffins. Thank you, and enjoy your stay here at StarEdit.Net.
"'ello there mate. Would yeh like some fish n' chips? NEways, enjoy yer stay at Hotel Staredit. And if anyone's givin' you a hard time, just heave'em down to my siggy and give'm a good talkin' to, unless they look like a giant dinosaur with a gun, or a keg, or a bolthead, or a moose with one of those caution signs, or a guy who’s high, a guy who puts limes and kiwis in one basket, looks like an ankh, or if he is the self proclaimed lord or evil."