QUOTE(Euro @ Sep 9 2005, 04:47 AM)
ww1 started when the archduke ferdinand was assassinated in i believe austria. Austria blamed serbia and then everyone allied with someone and fought.
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Here's a summary of how the First World War started:
The Archduke of the Austro-Hungarian Empire is shot by a Serb. He dies from blood loss because he was sewn into his dress suit.
Austria-Hungary: 'One of your people assassinated a member of our royalty. Accede to these demands of annexation or we will declare war and take your country by force.'
Serbia: 'What? We didn't condone the killing - the assassin was a random psycho! We cannot accept your demands'
Austria-Hungary: 'Fine - we'll just invade you instead. You're a threat anyway.'
*Austro-Hungarian Empire declares war on Serbia*
Russia: 'Um, you can't do that - we guaranteed Serbia's independence, remember?'
*Russia begins to mobilise its sizable army with the intention of declaring war on Austria-Hungary.*
Austria-Hungary: 'Germany, help us!'
Germany: 'Sure. Haha, Russia - you just got pwned.'
*Germany and Austria-Hungary declare war on Russia*
Russia: 'Surely the French will help us?'
France: 'Damn, I forgot we were allied with the Russians.'
*France declares war on Austria-Hungary and Germany*
Britain: 'Oh, blam.'
In reality, it was a war about keeping the 'Great Powers' of Europe in balance, but it turned into a total bloodbath.