Uhhh... so much talk about God and heaven, choices and religion, garbage upon garbage; useless questions, that if were answered, would have no impact of life or the way you lived. That is what I define philosophy as.
philosophy the branch of knowledge or academic study devoted to the systematic examination of basic concepts such as truth, existence, reality, causality, and freedom (Real definition. See, I'm not ignorant

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I am very apathetic. I don’t care about a lot of things. Some examples of my opinions:
- Does God exist? "Why do you care so much? Wouldn't affect me if there was or if there wasn't. I would still live my life exactly the way I am if I found out. (I might not use the Lord's name in vain but that’s about it). How would this actually, personally, affect you if you found out God didn't exist (think logically.)?"
- What happens when you die? "Who cares? You're dead. If there's a heaven and a hell, you go there. So if you want, be a good person (just in case)."
- How was the universe created? "How the hell are we gonna figure that out? I bet humans, at least in this stage of evolution, couldn't figure it out. Ever. Mathematics is pretty close, but it’s still got a lot of holes that need to be filled."
- George Bush is an ass. "That’s your opinion. Glad you have one."
- Whats the meaning of life? "Omg. Why do we need to know this? We have lived all this time without knowing it, and still don’t know it, and we are doing just fine. What if there is NO meaning of life? What would you do? What if we were all just random accidents of mathematics? Would you really care that much?
I guess, while typing this and reflecting, I have come up with a conclusion:
Philosophy isn't meant to be answered. They are questions posed to make you think and expand your mind. People who try to answer questions that cannot be answered are like children sticking their fingers in Chinese handcuffs, not quite knowing what they got themselves into. What you should really be asking yourselves is how this would affect YOU if the questions were answered.
I ask you to ask me questions of life and philosophy, and I will (I stress I can answer pretty much anything due to my apathy, but there may be a question I wont be able to answer) answer them. You will usually find that if your questions were actually answered, nothing would be accomplished.
Just to leave you with one of the most stupid question I think exists:
"Are you glad you are alive?"
(I know I'm sort of pushing my opinion on you, but I dont mean to be so aggresive, its just the way I express this to everyone I explain it to).