Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mini Moose 2707 on 2005-12-24 at 15:17:16
****Legal Disclaimer: "Merry Christmas" (hereafter "The Greeting")
This announcement is not intended to offend, alienate, foster hate, or be a precursor for any egregious acts (legal or illegal), thoughts, words or deeds. "The Greeting" is made only in the context to which it may be legally received, if in fact, it is received at all. It is not intended to be, nor should it be, in any way, connected to any other type of greeting, real or imagined, past, present, or future. No references to any persons, things or substances, animate or inanimate, real, fictional, or otherwise should be assumed by the reader or receiver of the greeting (hereafter, 'the greetee'). The greeting is not being made to (nor will tenders be accepted from or on behalf of) nonbelievers in 'The Greeting' in any jurisdiction in which making and or accepting the greeting would violate that jurisdiction's laws or feelings (also refer to local statutes and ordinances related to 'The Greeting'). In any jurisdiction in which perceived 'greeting' is not welcomed nor agreed upon by all 'greetees', then the 'greetor' of 'The Greeting' will be held harmless in this life and the next, including all issuing posterity both now and forever. 'The Greeting' may be made by a licensed 'greetor' and any liability assumed or created by the 'greetee' shall be the sole responsibility of said 'greetor'. If you have been aggrieved, offended, waylaid, parlayed, filleted, or delayed in any way, either real, imagined, or perceived by said 'Greeting' and or by 'greetor' as the result of receiving said 'greeting', you can call toll free 1-800-CHRISTMAS to speak with legal counsel.
Now uh, why was being politically correct a good thing again?
This announcement is not intended to offend, alienate, foster hate, or be a precursor for any egregious acts (legal or illegal), thoughts, words or deeds. "The Greeting" is made only in the context to which it may be legally received, if in fact, it is received at all. It is not intended to be, nor should it be, in any way, connected to any other type of greeting, real or imagined, past, present, or future. No references to any persons, things or substances, animate or inanimate, real, fictional, or otherwise should be assumed by the reader or receiver of the greeting (hereafter, 'the greetee'). The greeting is not being made to (nor will tenders be accepted from or on behalf of) nonbelievers in 'The Greeting' in any jurisdiction in which making and or accepting the greeting would violate that jurisdiction's laws or feelings (also refer to local statutes and ordinances related to 'The Greeting'). In any jurisdiction in which perceived 'greeting' is not welcomed nor agreed upon by all 'greetees', then the 'greetor' of 'The Greeting' will be held harmless in this life and the next, including all issuing posterity both now and forever. 'The Greeting' may be made by a licensed 'greetor' and any liability assumed or created by the 'greetee' shall be the sole responsibility of said 'greetor'. If you have been aggrieved, offended, waylaid, parlayed, filleted, or delayed in any way, either real, imagined, or perceived by said 'Greeting' and or by 'greetor' as the result of receiving said 'greeting', you can call toll free 1-800-CHRISTMAS to speak with legal counsel.
Now uh, why was being politically correct a good thing again?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Rantent on 2005-12-24 at 15:49:05
Oh snap I gotsta do some suing!
Merry Christmas to you to.
Merry Christmas to you to.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by CheeZe on 2005-12-24 at 16:43:18
Because people will sue over the smallest thing that wasn't covered that's why all the text is so small so people assume it's there and usually is.
Basically, to try to make all the problems on the consumer rather than the manufacturer.
Basically, to try to make all the problems on the consumer rather than the manufacturer.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Freedawk on 2005-12-24 at 16:50:44
You shoulda put that in a quote? And I guess me and Rantent should go out and sue everyone we can find. Actualy, he can find.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by NerdyTerdy on 2005-12-24 at 23:14:51
Uh I sort of got the jist of that, but could someone simplify it for me just to make sure?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by KrAzY on 2005-12-25 at 02:25:50
QUOTE(Rantent @ Dec 24 2005, 12:49 PM)
Oh snap I gotsta do some suing!
Merry Christmas to you to.
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Merry Christmas to you to.
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I would do the same, even saying your second line.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Raindodger on 2005-12-26 at 00:27:58
Here nerdy simplified.
Merry Christmas
-Dont sue me.
Merry Christmas
-Dont sue me.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by NerdyTerdy on 2005-12-26 at 03:56:10
Thought so 
. I think it's rather funny, but not really deserving of a topic in Serious Discussion...
. I think it's rather funny, but not really deserving of a topic in Serious Discussion...Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2005-12-27 at 00:30:11
I remember thedays of 'Merry christmas and a happy new year'.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-12-27 at 00:33:54
Im not going to get a job, I'm going to sue everyone for every little thing. I guarantee I will be richer than you.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by l)ark_13 on 2005-12-27 at 00:51:18
people are crazy and should die lol (i mean that seriously. im not spamming).
Report, edit, etc...Posted by CheeZe on 2005-12-27 at 10:38:23
This topic is nothing but spam because no one understood the original question. (except me loolollool)
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