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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Cloud on 2006-02-27 at 19:50:45
What kind of advice would he say to you. hell what would he say to you.



heres my thought.

"Y'know the son of that pointy-haired guy? Beat him up every day. Don't ask why."
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Do-0dan on 2006-02-27 at 19:57:45
"One day when you take over the family business, you'll be the ruler of the world. Just one advice: when a guy with a giant sword comes at you, don't spend hours staring each other down, just kill him quick and easy."
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kyuubi. on 2006-02-27 at 19:58:27
uhh out of all the forums...i find this is be one of the wierest one for some reason lol...
back in the ff7 world...he probably say to join his quest or something to take over the world or something and kill anyone that gets in his way...know he wouldn't possibly exist in our world,would be an interesting thought though...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Zwitch on 2006-02-27 at 20:03:32
"You dropped the Masamune again!! NEVER DROP IT!!!"

"That is not the right way to schiz-kabob a snake!!!"

"We need to get an artificial clone of you for mind control and insanity purposes..."

"Mmmm... Mako.... " <Druels>

"Where is your Final Attack - Phoenix Materia!?! You're gonna need it..."

"If you don't be good, I'm gonna drop a meteor on your rear end!"

"Pack your stuff, we're going to Grandma Jenova's House!"

"If at first you don't suceed, use Super Nova in your second form!"

"Hurry up and get your Omnislash before the other guy does!!!"






Report, edit, etc...Posted by Cloud on 2006-02-27 at 20:04:49
"You know how they say don't play with matches? Play with them all you want. You're fireproof."

"son, when you get older youll see the best type of woman is a dead woman"

"Use your anger like a gardener uses a spade."



"So...son, what's with the new look?"

"Well, you are cool and all Dad, but I think I want to spike my hair and use a Buster Sword like my hero: Cloud Strife!"


"Uh...Dad? Are you crying?"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by The_Shattered_moose on 2006-02-27 at 20:56:26
"Papa, where do babies come from?"
"They are grown in large, green tubes full of mako energy"
(If you didn't play through the extra scenes in cloud's hometown you might not get that)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Hitl1r1 on 2006-02-27 at 23:59:19
"Remember stabbing swords in girls is better then stabbing it in nothing."
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Cloud on 2006-02-28 at 16:00:19
QUOTE(Do-0dan @ Feb 28 2006, 12:57 AM)
"One day when you take over the family business, you'll be the ruler of the world. Just one advice: when a guy with a giant sword comes at you, don't spend hours staring each other down, just kill him quick and easy."
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QUOTE(Hitok1r1 @ Feb 28 2006, 04:59 AM)
"Remember stabbing swords in girls is better then stabbing it in nothing."
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lol! those are good..
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Deathawk on 2006-02-28 at 17:42:33
"You can't sell yourself for a buck junior"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2006-02-28 at 18:05:23
QUOTE(Mp)Cloud @ Feb 27 2006, 06:04 PM)
"So...son, what's with the new look?"

"Well, you are cool and all Dad, but I think I want to spike my hair and use a Buster Sword like my hero: Cloud Strife!"
"Uh...Dad? Are you crying?"
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bahaha.

I don't know what Sephiroth would say if he was my dad...but he'd probably make me cry.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Golden-Fist on 2006-02-28 at 19:19:44
Sephy: MOTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!
Son: Dad all I asked is where the sodas are
Sephy: Mother knows all, we will find the promised land with mother
Son: You know what fark you dad i'm sick and tired of your shiz i'm chaning my name to Cait Sith and helping cloud out.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Loser_Musician on 2006-02-28 at 23:16:13
Seph: Go to the frig and get me a beer.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Hitl1r1 on 2006-02-28 at 23:32:46
"Kill all of Cloud's party members first because he Cloud isn't made of pheonix downs."
Report, edit, etc...Posted by zcz_team on 2006-03-01 at 23:54:00
" Well son... Its time your old man started teaching you his tricks"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wolf on 2006-03-01 at 23:58:16
If Sephiroth was my dad, I would want him to train me and make me a giant sword like his. Also is Sephiroth was my dad I would want to follow in my dad's foot steps, fight right by his side, for the bad of mankind.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by chrono_seifer on 2006-03-03 at 12:07:35
IF Septhiroth was my dad would i or wouldent i inherit teh chinbals =)
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''no body can hear you not cry in space''
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QUOTE(Kame @ Feb 28 2006, 05:05 PM)
bahaha.

I don't know what Sephiroth would say if he was my dad...but he'd probably make me cry.
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is it true what they say? mako tears
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Cloud on 2006-03-03 at 19:09:45
QUOTE(Golden-Fist @ Mar 1 2006, 12:19 AM)
Sephy: MOTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!
Son: Dad all I asked is where the sodas are
Sephy: Mother knows all, we will find the promised land with mother
Son: You know what fark you dad i'm sick and tired of your shiz i'm chaning my name to Cait Sith and helping cloud out.
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lol that ones awesome..i almost fell out of my chair laughing.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Lithium on 2006-03-05 at 04:51:54
"I'll piss on you if you spike your hair. It's just not approperiate."
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