Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2006-03-30 at 20:41:17
Well I was just informed of a new threat to mankind, and anothr proponent to the "everything causes cancer" theory.
I am for the banning of this super deadly compound!
QUOTE(The NISSBHPUDCUCP)
BAN DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE!
Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted thousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do not end there. Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes severe tissue damage. Symptoms of DHMO ingestion can include excessive sweating and urination, and possibly a bloated feeling, nausea, vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance.
Dihydrogen monoxide:
* is also known as hydroxl acid, and is the major component of acid rain.
* contributes to the "greenhouse effect."
* may cause severe burns.
* contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape.
* accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals.
* may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes.
* has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.
Contamination is reaching epidemic proportions!
Quantities of dihydrogen monoxide have been found in almost every stream, lake, and reservoir in America today. But the pollution is global, and the contaminant has even been found in Antarctic ice. DHMO has caused millions of dollars of property damage in the midwest, and recently California.
Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:
* as an industrial solvent and coolant.
* in nuclear power plants.
* in the production of styrofoam.
* as a fire retardant.
* in many forms of cruel animal research.
* in the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical.
* as an additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food products.
* as an industrial strength all purpose cleanser.
Companies dump waste DHMO into rivers and the ocean, and nothing can be done to stop them because this practice is still legal. The impact on wildlife is extreme, and we cannot afford to ignore it any longer!
The American government has refused to ban the production, distribution, or use of this damaging chemical due to its "importance to the economic health of this nation." In fact, the navy and other military organizations are conducting experiments with DHMO, and designing multi-billion dollar devices to control and utilize it during warfare situations. Hundreds of military research facilities receive tons of it through a highly sophisticated underground distribution network. Many store large quantities for later use.
Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted thousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do not end there. Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes severe tissue damage. Symptoms of DHMO ingestion can include excessive sweating and urination, and possibly a bloated feeling, nausea, vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance.
Dihydrogen monoxide:
* is also known as hydroxl acid, and is the major component of acid rain.
* contributes to the "greenhouse effect."
* may cause severe burns.
* contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape.
* accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals.
* may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes.
* has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.
Contamination is reaching epidemic proportions!
Quantities of dihydrogen monoxide have been found in almost every stream, lake, and reservoir in America today. But the pollution is global, and the contaminant has even been found in Antarctic ice. DHMO has caused millions of dollars of property damage in the midwest, and recently California.
Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:
* as an industrial solvent and coolant.
* in nuclear power plants.
* in the production of styrofoam.
* as a fire retardant.
* in many forms of cruel animal research.
* in the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical.
* as an additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food products.
* as an industrial strength all purpose cleanser.
Companies dump waste DHMO into rivers and the ocean, and nothing can be done to stop them because this practice is still legal. The impact on wildlife is extreme, and we cannot afford to ignore it any longer!
The American government has refused to ban the production, distribution, or use of this damaging chemical due to its "importance to the economic health of this nation." In fact, the navy and other military organizations are conducting experiments with DHMO, and designing multi-billion dollar devices to control and utilize it during warfare situations. Hundreds of military research facilities receive tons of it through a highly sophisticated underground distribution network. Many store large quantities for later use.
I am for the banning of this super deadly compound!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mini Moose 2707 on 2006-03-30 at 20:45:01
If you drink it, it becomes extremely addictive, too.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mune'R0x on 2006-03-30 at 20:46:17
[right]I heard sick stories about this stuff. Bad horrible stuff. I say ban it.[/right]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kellodood on 2006-03-30 at 20:46:17
OMG BAN IT!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Stalingrad on 2006-03-30 at 20:55:28
Tis a witch! Burn it
Report, edit, etc...Posted by SiLeNT(U) on 2006-03-30 at 20:57:32
Isn't that just another name for water?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by KaboomHahahein on 2006-03-30 at 20:57:33
Guess we can all go and die then.My science teacher also read to us the exact same thing in febuary. Some people actually voted to ban it.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2006-03-30 at 20:58:58
QUOTE(SiLeNT(U) @ Mar 30 2006, 08:57 PM)
Isn't that just another name for water?
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No! Water is Oxygen dihydrade. *Syphon looks around.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2006-03-30 at 21:02:29
QUOTE(SiLeNT(U) @ Mar 30 2006, 08:59 PM)
People are so gullible, here's an article on it from wikipedia:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dihydrogen_Monoxide
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*Syphon smacks Silent.
Shuuuuuuddup. You're ruining it.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Stalingrad on 2006-03-30 at 21:02:30
It's still a witch! Dihydrogen monoxide turned me into a newt...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Deathawk on 2006-03-30 at 21:05:30
I don't care what you people say, water has taste.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by SiLeNT(U) on 2006-03-30 at 21:08:54
QUOTE(Deathawk @ Mar 30 2006, 09:05 PM)
I don't care what you people say, water has taste.
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That's not a good thing, I suggest you start drinking cleaner water.
BTW, I've decided to stop ruining it
.Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demaris on 2006-03-30 at 21:37:15
Dihydrogen Monoxide has no taste, that is just other additives in it, TO MAKE IT MORE LETHAL.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2006-03-30 at 21:43:32
Kids, don't do Dihydrogen Monoxide. I tried some at an early age and I haven't been able to quit since. 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2006-03-30 at 21:44:10
QUOTE(Deathawk @ Mar 30 2006, 07:05 PM)
I don't care what you people say, water has taste.
Mostly the mienrals
but I guess it does leave an after taste.
omg I do that shiz every day.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Neiji on 2006-03-30 at 22:02:58
Is it even more lethal than Hydrogen Hydroxide?! The deadly compound that people die in when exposed to it for too long?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Hofodomo on 2006-03-30 at 22:48:08
z0mg!!!! next thing we know hydrocarbons and hydrated ions will be sucking our brains out...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Stalingrad on 2006-03-30 at 22:52:48
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kellodood on 2006-03-31 at 10:32:54
OMG BAN IT!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by dumbducky on 2006-03-31 at 11:16:36
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It's still a witch! Dihydrogen monoxide turned me into a newt...
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I was gonna say all that stuff, but you beat me to it.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mini Moose 2707 on 2006-03-31 at 15:18:31
Actually, drinking pure dihydrogen monoxide IS dangerous (no joke).
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Stalingrad on 2006-03-31 at 15:22:37
Monty Python pwnzorz you 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by BeeR_KeG on 2006-03-31 at 15:25:36
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Golden-Fist on 2006-03-31 at 16:45:12
QUOTE(BeeR_KeG @ Mar 31 2006, 03:25 PM)
ROFL 
http://www.staredit.net/index.php?showtopi...rogen++Monoxide
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I posted in that topic
For a second I was like "THAT biznatch STOLE MY AVATAR". Then I realized it was me -.-.
Yeah it was a funny joke at first
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Do-0dan on 2006-03-31 at 16:51:15
we should ban dioxide too