Report, edit, etc...Posted by Freedawk on 2006-04-11 at 21:20:09
I talked to this n00b on WoW on my warlock that can apparently summon...
Person: Could I get a summon?
Me: Could I get some silver?
Person: Dude, it costs you nothing to summon.
Me: It costs me a shard.
Person: But you get those from killing mobs.
Me: You also get silver from killing mobs
Anyone got other discussions from games that seem funny or weird you can post it here. Screenies or quotes welcome.
Person: Could I get a summon?
Me: Could I get some silver?
Person: Dude, it costs you nothing to summon.
Me: It costs me a shard.
Person: But you get those from killing mobs.
Me: You also get silver from killing mobs
Anyone got other discussions from games that seem funny or weird you can post it here. Screenies or quotes welcome.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oo.Insane.oO on 2006-04-11 at 21:23:05
Amazing...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2006-04-11 at 21:25:56
Alright, on WC 3 earlier, KrAzY and I were playing Life of a Peasant. let's just say the host was a stupid doo doo head. We shall refer to the host as "Mike Tyson"
Mike Tyson: Dude, why teh #@$@ did you kill my army!?
(I wasn't near his men, as I was buying items)
Me: Dude, I didn't do it
(Obviously he did it..or they just lived for a limited amount of time and he just wanted to be a biznatch)
Mike Tyson: (Teleports to me and nuxx0rs me with a missile spell)
Me: What.The.!@#$.
Mike Tyson: That's what you get n00b
Okay..Maybe it didn't happen that way, but he still killed me for something I didn't do
Mike Tyson: Dude, why teh #@$@ did you kill my army!?
(I wasn't near his men, as I was buying items)
Me: Dude, I didn't do it
(Obviously he did it..or they just lived for a limited amount of time and he just wanted to be a biznatch)
Mike Tyson: (Teleports to me and nuxx0rs me with a missile spell)
Me: What.The.!@#$.
Mike Tyson: That's what you get n00b
Okay..Maybe it didn't happen that way, but he still killed me for something I didn't do
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2006-04-11 at 21:28:10
Some of you should remember the chicken noodle soup conversations...
QUOTE
<WilhelmEsque> Sometimes I eat chicken noodle soup
<WilhelmEsque> And sometimes
<WilhelmEsque> i just start crying in the middle of eating them
<WilhelmEsque> And then I have to throw it out
<WilhelmEsque> Because it's soaked in my tears
<WilhelmEsque> I'm so lonely.
<Demaris[7]> sucks to be you
<WilhelmEsque> And sometimes
<WilhelmEsque> i just start crying in the middle of eating them
<WilhelmEsque> And then I have to throw it out
<WilhelmEsque> Because it's soaked in my tears
<WilhelmEsque> I'm so lonely.
<Demaris[7]> sucks to be you
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Freedawk on 2006-04-11 at 21:33:19
*playing on my Horde Hunter*
Person: Dude...Why do you have a pet?
Me: cuz I am a hunter, but you can jsut get pets that cant fight
PErson: That's noob...why can't I get pets?
Me: cuz you happen to be a mage...
Person: Mages should have pets...your a noob cuz you have pets
Me: wanna duel?
Person: Sure...I can pwn you without killing your pet. Or pwn you with your pet.
*I win 5 duels with unhappy pet that attacked me twice*
Person: You are so gay...Go away n00b.
Me: get a life man
Person: I bet it costs alot to buy that...
Me: I bet it costs alot to buy your mouth AND your no life
Person: At least I dont spend money on armor
Me: At least I know how to play the game AND have a life
Person: At least I farked a girl
Me: You sure it was a girl?
Person: Dude...Why do you have a pet?
Me: cuz I am a hunter, but you can jsut get pets that cant fight
PErson: That's noob...why can't I get pets?
Me: cuz you happen to be a mage...
Person: Mages should have pets...your a noob cuz you have pets
Me: wanna duel?
Person: Sure...I can pwn you without killing your pet. Or pwn you with your pet.
*I win 5 duels with unhappy pet that attacked me twice*
Person: You are so gay...Go away n00b.
Me: get a life man
Person: I bet it costs alot to buy that...
Me: I bet it costs alot to buy your mouth AND your no life
Person: At least I dont spend money on armor
Me: At least I know how to play the game AND have a life
Person: At least I farked a girl
Me: You sure it was a girl?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Do-0dan on 2006-04-11 at 21:34:27
this is from me playing a impossible scenario
me: ok teal, u can seige ur tank now
teal: how do i seige my tank?
some guy: ROFL NOOB U SUK LOLLLLLL /exaggeration
me: press o
teal: there's no o on the screen
me: on your keyboard
teal: i pressed it
me: did u have ur tank selected?
teal: yea, see *moves around a bc*
me: ......... thats a bc
teal: dude its a tank, he maintains aggro
me: we're not playing a mmo noob
teal: oh you mean a seige tank
me: ........
teal: but i dont have one
me: its right there under your bc
teal: that's not mine, it's green's
me: there is no green in this game, that's the color teal
teal: oh
me: hurry up and seige it
teal: how do i seige it?
me: STOP MESSIN AROUND AND SEIGE IT
teal: HOW DO I SEIGE IT?!!!11
me: PRESS O U IDIOT
teal: *attacks my unit*
me: U LITTLE FHAG OMG *attack back but die cuz i only have a zealot*
o-0 has left the game.
me: ok teal, u can seige ur tank now
teal: how do i seige my tank?
some guy: ROFL NOOB U SUK LOLLLLLL /exaggeration
me: press o
teal: there's no o on the screen
me: on your keyboard
teal: i pressed it
me: did u have ur tank selected?
teal: yea, see *moves around a bc*
me: ......... thats a bc
teal: dude its a tank, he maintains aggro
me: we're not playing a mmo noob
teal: oh you mean a seige tank
me: ........
teal: but i dont have one
me: its right there under your bc
teal: that's not mine, it's green's
me: there is no green in this game, that's the color teal
teal: oh
me: hurry up and seige it
teal: how do i seige it?
me: STOP MESSIN AROUND AND SEIGE IT
teal: HOW DO I SEIGE IT?!!!11
me: PRESS O U IDIOT
teal: *attacks my unit*
me: U LITTLE FHAG OMG *attack back but die cuz i only have a zealot*
o-0 has left the game.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Urmom(U) on 2006-04-11 at 21:40:02
I could go on and on about me, DK, and MrrLL on SC. But in our most recent backstab, I sweettalked this guy into letting me put all of my overlords (over 500) into his base and then when we bsed him, his cannons wouldnt attack.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Freedawk on 2006-04-11 at 21:41:04
QUOTE(Do-0dan @ Apr 11 2006, 08:34 PM)
me: did u have ur tank selected?
teal: yea, see *moves around a bc*
me: ......... thats a bc
teal: dude its a tank, he maintains aggro
me: we're not playing a mmo noob
teal: oh you mean a seige tank
teal: yea, see *moves around a bc*
me: ......... thats a bc
teal: dude its a tank, he maintains aggro
me: we're not playing a mmo noob
teal: oh you mean a seige tank
Haha...HE plays too much WoW...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Golden-Fist on 2006-04-11 at 21:51:07
Anything from Battle.net expierence 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2006-04-11 at 21:54:26
I dunno, but one time I wasin a legit 2v2 game... My partner left and we all agreed on free for all. Ten minutes later I was massed with nukes, BCs, and guardians.
Long story short, I took out one of their bases in one strike and the other guy wanted to ally, I said no and he left.
I won, not losing any of my base.
Long story short, I took out one of their bases in one strike and the other guy wanted to ally, I said no and he left.
I won, not losing any of my base.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2006-04-11 at 22:05:03
I forget where this was from, but it was truely priceless.
QUOTE(???)
n00b: What are these glowing blue crystals?
Me: They're radioactive, you should stay away from them.
n00b: OK, thanks.
*Later. I have built 2 Dark Templars.*
n00b: Lol you shouldn't have helped me, now you're gonna die.
*The n00b's 5 SCVs (one built with the starting 50 mins) come into my base, and are promptly owned by the Dark Templars.*
n00b: WTF, you hack! My units exploded! I'm leaving.
And he did.
Me: They're radioactive, you should stay away from them.
n00b: OK, thanks.
*Later. I have built 2 Dark Templars.*
n00b: Lol you shouldn't have helped me, now you're gonna die.
*The n00b's 5 SCVs (one built with the starting 50 mins) come into my base, and are promptly owned by the Dark Templars.*
n00b: WTF, you hack! My units exploded! I'm leaving.
And he did.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Do-0dan on 2006-04-11 at 22:13:03
so that was YOU hacking voyager.......im gonna get u D:<
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Deathawk on 2006-04-11 at 22:19:48
[10:09:21 PM] <GgG-NuMb> well
[10:09:26 PM] <GgG-NuMb> the name isn't cool
[10:09:28 PM] <GgG-NuMb> actually it is
[10:09:29 PM] <GgG-NuMb> but
[10:09:33 PM] <GgG-NuMb> The game itself is cool
Specifically, this
[10:09:21 PM] <GgG-NuMb> well
[10:09:26 PM] <GgG-NuMb> the name isn't cool
[10:09:28 PM] <GgG-NuMb> actually it is
[10:09:29 PM] <GgG-NuMb> but
[10:09:33 PM] <GgG-NuMb> The game itself is cool
That guys is such a n00b
[10:09:26 PM] <GgG-NuMb> the name isn't cool
[10:09:28 PM] <GgG-NuMb> actually it is
[10:09:29 PM] <GgG-NuMb> but
[10:09:33 PM] <GgG-NuMb> The game itself is cool
Specifically, this
[10:09:21 PM] <GgG-NuMb> well
[10:09:26 PM] <GgG-NuMb> the name isn't cool
[10:09:28 PM] <GgG-NuMb> actually it is
[10:09:29 PM] <GgG-NuMb> but
[10:09:33 PM] <GgG-NuMb> The game itself is cool
That guys is such a n00b
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)MinigameEast on 2006-04-11 at 22:59:29
me: dude! are you retarded
player 1: what?
me: irridate doesnt affect machines health
player 1: GOD YOUR SUCH A DUMB ASS!
me: no you are!
player 1: SHUT UP N00B!
me: i see that you have to be the most illierate dumb fark.
me: read the stragety guide once in a while dumbshiz!
player 2: you know mini is right.
player 2: red your diffenatly a n00b.
me: thank you! some one actually understands
player 3: why the hell didnt red use that shock thing that reduces sheilds to 0?
me: becuase hes the true n00b.
*looses to game since player 1 irridated a pack of obvservers*
player 1: what?
me: irridate doesnt affect machines health
player 1: GOD YOUR SUCH A DUMB ASS!
me: no you are!
player 1: SHUT UP N00B!
me: i see that you have to be the most illierate dumb fark.
me: read the stragety guide once in a while dumbshiz!
player 2: you know mini is right.
player 2: red your diffenatly a n00b.
me: thank you! some one actually understands
player 3: why the hell didnt red use that shock thing that reduces sheilds to 0?
me: becuase hes the true n00b.
*looses to game since player 1 irridated a pack of obvservers*
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2006-04-11 at 23:07:16
Gunbound:
Me: Mike, these people are mean...let's go. ;'(
Mike: Don't worry, Anne. We can kick their but.
One Guy: LOL! Go hide behind your boyfriend, why don't you!
Me: Dude, we're married?
One Guy: Man, I'm going to kill your wife.
Mike: oh noes
One Guy: *blows up*
Me: Mike, these people are mean...let's go. ;'(
Mike: Don't worry, Anne. We can kick their but.
One Guy: LOL! Go hide behind your boyfriend, why don't you!
Me: Dude, we're married?
One Guy: Man, I'm going to kill your wife.
Mike: oh noes
One Guy: *blows up*
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Ninebreaker on 2006-04-12 at 00:22:54
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demaris on 2006-04-12 at 10:27:03
QUOTE(Wilhelm)
Some of you should remember the chicken noodle soup conversations...
<WilhelmEsque> Sometimes I eat chicken noodle soup
<WilhelmEsque> And sometimes
<WilhelmEsque> i just start crying in the middle of eating them
<WilhelmEsque> And then I have to throw it out
<WilhelmEsque> Because it's soaked in my tears
<WilhelmEsque> I'm so lonely.
<Demaris[7]> sucks to be you
QUOTE
<WilhelmEsque> Sometimes I eat chicken noodle soup
<WilhelmEsque> And sometimes
<WilhelmEsque> i just start crying in the middle of eating them
<WilhelmEsque> And then I have to throw it out
<WilhelmEsque> Because it's soaked in my tears
<WilhelmEsque> I'm so lonely.
<Demaris[7]> sucks to be you
That is STILL funny as hell to me.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by BeeR_KeG on 2006-04-12 at 12:35:44
I'm going to point at my website, and you will all watch my screenshots.
http://www.beerkeg.chuiu.com/screenshots.php
http://www.beerkeg.chuiu.com/screenshots.php
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Freedawk on 2006-04-12 at 12:45:19
Starcraft-
Person: How do you mine?
Me: I will show you
(kills his base and mines off of his base)
Person: Oh...Hey!
Person: How do you mine?
Me: I will show you
(kills his base and mines off of his base)
Person: Oh...Hey!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mune'R0x on 2006-04-12 at 12:49:52
Playing a StarCraft melee, not one of my backstabs.
Me: GG
Homo: GG? The game isn't over
*Nuclear Launch Detected*
Me: GG[/NOTRIGHT]
Me: GG
Homo: GG? The game isn't over
*Nuclear Launch Detected*
Me: GG[/NOTRIGHT]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by ... on 2006-04-12 at 15:26:29
QUOTE(Tizzle @ Apr 11 2006, 08:19 PM)
I talked to this n00b on WoW on my warlock that can apparently summon...
Person: Could I get a summon?
Me: Could I get some silver?
Person: Dude, it costs you nothing to summon.
Me: It costs me a shard.
Person: But you get those from killing mobs.
Me: You also get silver from killing mobs
Anyone got other discussions from games that seem funny or weird you can post it here. Screenies or quotes welcome.
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Person: Could I get a summon?
Me: Could I get some silver?
Person: Dude, it costs you nothing to summon.
Me: It costs me a shard.
Person: But you get those from killing mobs.
Me: You also get silver from killing mobs
Anyone got other discussions from games that seem funny or weird you can post it here. Screenies or quotes welcome.
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That sounds exactly like Kal Online except their currency is Geons not silver and shards. Kal Online has a skill called "Summons."
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Freedawk on 2006-04-12 at 20:06:42
Shards are power and the currency of WoW is Copper, Silver, and Gold. And Warlocks have summons power.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Rantent on 2006-04-13 at 02:44:55
isolatedpurity has joined the channel.
Rantent: OMG!
Rantent: Bang!
isolatedpurity has left the channel.
Rantent:T
Glytchur:T
Rantent:T
Glytchur:T
Rantent:T
Glytchur:T
continues for 5 minutes or so.
Rantent: OMG!
Rantent: Bang!
isolatedpurity has left the channel.
Rantent:T
Glytchur:T
Rantent:T
Glytchur:T
Rantent:T
Glytchur:T
continues for 5 minutes or so.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2006-04-13 at 03:39:18
I think I remember the T thing.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JaFF on 2006-04-13 at 04:08:15
we're playing an impossible choice & loosing a battle. when we were about to get defeated in that battle the guy who commanded 1 surviving dragoon left battle so his dragoon won't die.
spammer:U NOOB WHY U RUN?
goon controller:so the goon doesen't get kiled
spammer: U NOOB!! U NOOB! HOW CAN I BE SO PRO LIKE U?? TELL ME NOOB?
goon commander: ah, another 7 year old in SC
spammer: *spamms with no stop*
next round.
the spammer gets himself a reaver & goon commandre gets a reaver allso. spammer kills goon commander's reaver & gets his reaver killed to a sunken colony.
goon commander: u noob how can u loose a REAVER to a SUNKEN ?! U NOOB!!
spammer: u NOOB!! *spamms such stuff like "ASGF"*
spammer: cuz u run away from goons U NOOB!
*leaves*
spammer:U NOOB WHY U RUN?
goon controller:so the goon doesen't get kiled
spammer: U NOOB!! U NOOB! HOW CAN I BE SO PRO LIKE U?? TELL ME NOOB?
goon commander: ah, another 7 year old in SC
spammer: *spamms with no stop*
next round.
the spammer gets himself a reaver & goon commandre gets a reaver allso. spammer kills goon commander's reaver & gets his reaver killed to a sunken colony.
goon commander: u noob how can u loose a REAVER to a SUNKEN ?! U NOOB!!
spammer: u NOOB!! *spamms such stuff like "ASGF"*
spammer: cuz u run away from goons U NOOB!
*leaves*