Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mini Moose 2707 on 2006-05-15 at 17:32:15
I'd like everyone to write a comical short bio on themselves for use in v5. This shouldn't be much that is actually true, just how you found SEN, acquired powers, and what you do.
Example:
Example 2:
Bios will be edited as I see fit. If you do not wish to write one (or just want to give me general ideas to work with), please tell me.
Example:
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(U)Bolt_Head was a normal person with an extraordinary mapping talent. One day, however, while out in a great storm saving newborn kittens from drowning, a magical lightning bolt struck him straight in the head. Instead of being killed like an ordinary human being, (U)Bolt_Head was transformed and gained great powers. When he reached SEN, he was recognized for his powers and served as a global moderator for SEN.
Example 2:
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MillenniumArmy originally started out as one person travelling time. Over a thousand years, troops gathered to form the Millennium Army. Fighting against Mini Moose 2707's incessant mispelling of his name, Moose finally conceded by giving the MillenniumArmy a DLDB Keeper and moderator position. Yeah, that's also why the n on the original staff page was originally in a very large font.
Bios will be edited as I see fit. If you do not wish to write one (or just want to give me general ideas to work with), please tell me.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by BeeR_KeG on 2006-05-15 at 17:45:09
So much to write, so little space...
I'll think up of something.
I'll think up of something.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2006-05-15 at 18:15:02
Hmmm... I do have a small bio I wrote when I was making bios for the Clan [MM] site. With a little editng, I give you this:
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Voyager7456 is a member of the elite fighting group known as the DLDB Keepers. Together, these stalwart knights defend the land of Download Database from incursions by the evil forces of map stealers... or something like that.
An avid reader and sci-fi fan, Voyager often quotes The Red Dwarf Omnibus at 3 in the morning, to the confusion of his fellow SENers. Voy gained his SEN moderation powers in an accident described by a passing drunk as "The most pie-tastic thing to happen since the icecream truck tipped over in the street." He lives in a cardboard box under Interstate 66 and makes a living by stealing cutlery and wi-fi from passing trucks.
An avid reader and sci-fi fan, Voyager often quotes The Red Dwarf Omnibus at 3 in the morning, to the confusion of his fellow SENers. Voy gained his SEN moderation powers in an accident described by a passing drunk as "The most pie-tastic thing to happen since the icecream truck tipped over in the street." He lives in a cardboard box under Interstate 66 and makes a living by stealing cutlery and wi-fi from passing trucks.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mini Moose 2707 on 2006-05-15 at 18:24:34
That's not an origin. How did you become a Voyager and voyage to SEN?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by MillenniumArmy on 2006-05-15 at 18:30:46
Someone do mine; I refuse to use my brain for writing now.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by BeeR_KeG on 2006-05-15 at 18:57:29
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BeeR_KeG started out his crack pot life in a beer destillery in which fat men worked and when they bent down, their butt crack showed. BeeR_KeG later escaped seeking refugee in a refridgerator box, which he had to abandon because of rain soaking it and thus, letting moss grow all over it.
After BeeR's failure to buy the opposite of Miracle-Grow, to make the moss go bye-bye, he stumbled upon SeN in which in trade for a dry plywood box, 2 crayons and a used condom, he renders his services to SeN as a Global Moderator, Downloads Database Keeper and most of all, our very loved Janitor.
After BeeR's failure to buy the opposite of Miracle-Grow, to make the moss go bye-bye, he stumbled upon SeN in which in trade for a dry plywood box, 2 crayons and a used condom, he renders his services to SeN as a Global Moderator, Downloads Database Keeper and most of all, our very loved Janitor.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2006-05-15 at 21:20:41
QUOTE(Mini Moose 2707 @ May 15 2006, 06:24 PM)
That's not an origin. How did you become a Voyager and voyage to SEN?
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Oh sure, make me actually come up with something new!
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Voyager7456 was commissioned in 2371 from Utopia Planitia Fleet Yards. On his maiden voyage, Voyager was flung 70,000 light-years into the Delta Quadrant. After having a series of televised adventures lasting 7 years, Voyager retired from fleet life and made a brief attempt at a life in showbiz.
One day after being driven out of the circus by an army of rouge clowns, Voyager spotted an ad for a website called "Staredit Network". Voyager is now allowed to sleep in the box underneath the SEN sink in exchange for helping to manage the DLDB, moderating the modifications forums and serving tea and biscuts. One day he hopes to get some soft newspaper to line his box.
One day after being driven out of the circus by an army of rouge clowns, Voyager spotted an ad for a website called "Staredit Network". Voyager is now allowed to sleep in the box underneath the SEN sink in exchange for helping to manage the DLDB, moderating the modifications forums and serving tea and biscuts. One day he hopes to get some soft newspaper to line his box.
Originy enough?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mini Moose 2707 on 2006-05-15 at 21:24:59
The final results of your bios after my edits can be found on this page.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by BeeR_KeG on 2006-05-15 at 21:30:39
HA! Ownage!
I've got to show that to Mike when he's back from vacation.
I've got to show that to Mike when he's back from vacation.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by LegacyWeapon on 2006-05-15 at 21:38:02
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Legacy Weapon was traded to Mini Moose 2707 for two sticks of gum and a nickel. After completing the transaction, the card burst into flames and turned into this giant robot machine thing. It's now put to use as a Global Moderator and Tutorial Manager.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by BeeR_KeG on 2006-05-15 at 21:41:39
Legacy Weapon was sexually disturbed by the other cards in the deck. After the owner took notice he traded it to Moose for... 
Idk, I just though LW's was too short, if LW is OK with it, he can add it.
Idk, I just though LW's was too short, if LW is OK with it, he can add it.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by LegacyWeapon on 2006-05-15 at 22:55:02
I don't care. Mine sucks
Report, edit, etc...Posted by CheeZe on 2006-05-15 at 23:18:24
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You don't want to know.
Yep.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by PCFredZ on 2006-05-17 at 21:23:09
Fred is armed with a PC but also has a Mac Powerbook, in which circumstance he logs onto Battle.net as MacFredZ, etc., etc.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by CaptainWill on 2006-05-18 at 15:34:44
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CaptainWill was brought up in England, land of strict discipline and flat beer. He tried to run away and join the circus, but was turned down on account of him being so boring. After travelling the world for several years, killing people by talking to them at length about the Friedel-Crafts Alkylation reaction, he discovered an Apple laptop in a dumpster in 1999 and immediately developed an addiction to Internet forums. The equivalent of a hobo in forum terms, he drifted from place to place, developing a healthy megalomania as he went. He took advantage of a power vacuum to become a global moderator at SEN, and now polices the forums armed with his fists of bureaucracy, which he uses to beat offenders into submission.
In spite of his name, he has never commanded an ocean-going vessel.
In spite of his name, he has never commanded an ocean-going vessel.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Rantent on 2006-05-21 at 22:58:46
QUOTE(The lumpy book)
One day, Rantent appeared and started telling people how things would one day be run.
Nobody listened at first, but slowly, little by little he gained the strength of the turtles, birds, and small critters. Gathering them together, one fatefull night in a clash between a thunderstorm and volcano eruption, he gave each one the task of taking over the world, showing that they were the true leaders. He led his assault upon the world, but abruptly surrendered after realising just how big the world was. Woodland critters do not hold their own against almost any opposition. He gave up upon his dreams of world domination and submitted to working his way up the system. Begining at the bottom, (which was probably lower than he aught to have started) he reinvented his life, devoting himself to no other purpose than to become well known, and is almost ready for the next step in his journey.
Nobody listened at first, but slowly, little by little he gained the strength of the turtles, birds, and small critters. Gathering them together, one fatefull night in a clash between a thunderstorm and volcano eruption, he gave each one the task of taking over the world, showing that they were the true leaders. He led his assault upon the world, but abruptly surrendered after realising just how big the world was. Woodland critters do not hold their own against almost any opposition. He gave up upon his dreams of world domination and submitted to working his way up the system. Begining at the bottom, (which was probably lower than he aught to have started) he reinvented his life, devoting himself to no other purpose than to become well known, and is almost ready for the next step in his journey.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by DT_Battlekruser on 2006-05-22 at 01:20:24
Eh, somebody write one for me.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by PCFredZ on 2006-05-23 at 20:05:23
QUOTE(DT_Battlekruser @ May 22 2006, 01:20 AM)
Eh, somebody write one for me.
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A secret Sons of Korhal project on the planet Tarsonis was started shortly before the planet was overrun by the Zerg, Project Poopus. Despite its seemingly comical name, Project Poopus was involved in the creation of the most deadly weapon ever to have existed at the time for the Terrans: the MEga iNvincinble GoSu Killer, which would become the flagship for General Mengsk himself. Unfortunately, as the planet fell under the control of the Zerg forces, the ship mysteriously disappeared, and was not recovered even when UED forces later took back the planet.
Legends say that the half-finished Battlecruiser was infested by the Zerg, who harvested the new fission-fusion dual core reactor to power their own Broods. The records also mention that it was later taken over, reconstructed, and set adrift in the vast realm of space by the Dark Templars of the Protoss, who unfortunately didn't do well on their Terran Culture classes and botched the spelling. No matter what winding paths the DT_Battlekruser went through, today it remains a great sight to be seen by the lucky few who encounter it, and a great story to be told by the even fewer who survive that encounter.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by DT_Battlekruser on 2006-05-23 at 21:05:05
Keke I like that 