Report, edit, etc...Posted by Noober on 2006-06-03 at 21:34:02
[center]Crap Maps![/center]
[center]16 awesome maps![/center]
[center]Each extremely crappy[/center]
1. Mass
-Mass SCVs, probes, and drones!
-Each unit can build special stuff.
Triggers: 16
Locations: 11
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2. Defence
-Defend against increasingly tougher zerglings.
-Build your own marines, ghosts, and bats.
Triggers: 8
Locations: 2
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3. RPG
-Kill everything to get to the magic crystal.
-6 heroes: Marine, ghost, firebat, zergling, hydralisk, and dragoon.
-Heal and teleport
Triggers: 7
Locations: 4
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4. Bound
-This is actually the first bound I ever made
-4 super-hard obstacles.
-1 life
Triggers: 8
Locations: 20
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5. Snipers
-Typical snipers map without the hassle of flags
-No annoying rocks to hide behind
-Fast respawn
-Camping is OK
Triggers: 3 (No hypers)
Locations: 2
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6. Lord of the Rings
-Helm's Deep style
-3 heroes, 1 city/king, 4 bad guys
Triggers: 4 (NH)
Locations: 3
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7. Evolves
-5 levels of evolves = insane amount of triggers
-Masser (Didn't want to put this in, but moving 100 units is kinda hard, even for a crap map)
Triggers: 40 (NH)
Locations: 12
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8. Impossible Scenarios
-Unlike those other "Imp. Scenes", this one lives up to its name
-3 scenarios. No specific order that you do them in
Triggers: 1
Locations: 0
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9. Dodge the Stuff
-Dodge 5 stuffs.
-1 life
Triggers: 19
Locations: 7
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10. Tag Oblivius's Idea
-If you're tagger, tag others
-If you're not, run like hell
Triggers: 53
Locations: 7
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11. Race
-First one to the end... loses
-Is it even possible to reach the end?
Triggers: 1 (NH)
Locations: 1
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12. Escape
-Escape
-Prevent others from escaping
-Good snipers practice
Triggers: 3 (NH)
Locations: 2
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13. Catch the Lings
-Use a vulture and catch the lings
-As usual, kill others
-6 lings to catch
Triggers: 25
Locations: 7
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14. Fishing Echo's Idea
-"Fish" for fish
-6 types of fish
Triggers: 5
Locations: 6
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15. Movie Wilheim's Idea
-An X-rated movie starring Mario, Chuck Norris, and Barbie
-~50 seconds long
Triggers: 16
Locations: 2
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16. Tug of War
-Press the F, G, or M key to tug.
Triggers: 3
Locations: 3
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Features
-Various spelling and grammatical mistakes
-No briefing/objectives
-Extremely boring terrain
-Badly stacked names
-Unnamed things
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-Things that are supposed to be invincible aren't
Misc
Although I tried to do each in 30 minutes, it was impossible because I'm not experienced enuogh. The bound was a pain because I dislike them and I've never made one before... lol. Also, making everything look horrible was hard to do, since I've always tried to make everything look nice. But anyway, have fun with them.
Get them here!
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[center]16 awesome maps![/center]
[center]Each extremely crappy[/center]
1. Mass
-Mass SCVs, probes, and drones!
-Each unit can build special stuff.
Triggers: 16
Locations: 11
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2. Defence
-Defend against increasingly tougher zerglings.
-Build your own marines, ghosts, and bats.
Triggers: 8
Locations: 2
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3. RPG
-Kill everything to get to the magic crystal.
-6 heroes: Marine, ghost, firebat, zergling, hydralisk, and dragoon.
-Heal and teleport
Triggers: 7
Locations: 4
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4. Bound
-This is actually the first bound I ever made
-4 super-hard obstacles.
-1 life
Triggers: 8
Locations: 20
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5. Snipers
-Typical snipers map without the hassle of flags
-No annoying rocks to hide behind
-Fast respawn
-Camping is OK
Triggers: 3 (No hypers)
Locations: 2
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6. Lord of the Rings
-Helm's Deep style
-3 heroes, 1 city/king, 4 bad guys
Triggers: 4 (NH)
Locations: 3
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7. Evolves
-5 levels of evolves = insane amount of triggers
-Masser (Didn't want to put this in, but moving 100 units is kinda hard, even for a crap map)
Triggers: 40 (NH)
Locations: 12
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8. Impossible Scenarios
-Unlike those other "Imp. Scenes", this one lives up to its name
-3 scenarios. No specific order that you do them in
Triggers: 1
Locations: 0
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9. Dodge the Stuff
-Dodge 5 stuffs.
-1 life
Triggers: 19
Locations: 7
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10. Tag Oblivius's Idea
-If you're tagger, tag others
-If you're not, run like hell
Triggers: 53
Locations: 7
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11. Race
-First one to the end... loses
-Is it even possible to reach the end?
Triggers: 1 (NH)
Locations: 1
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12. Escape
-Escape
-Prevent others from escaping
-Good snipers practice
Triggers: 3 (NH)
Locations: 2
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13. Catch the Lings
-Use a vulture and catch the lings
-As usual, kill others
-6 lings to catch
Triggers: 25
Locations: 7
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14. Fishing Echo's Idea
-"Fish" for fish
-6 types of fish
Triggers: 5
Locations: 6
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15. Movie Wilheim's Idea
-An X-rated movie starring Mario, Chuck Norris, and Barbie
-~50 seconds long
Triggers: 16
Locations: 2
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16. Tug of War
-Press the F, G, or M key to tug.
Triggers: 3
Locations: 3
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Features
-Various spelling and grammatical mistakes
-No briefing/objectives
-Extremely boring terrain
-Badly stacked names
-Unnamed things
-L337 5P34|<
-Things that are supposed to be invincible aren't
Misc
Although I tried to do each in 30 minutes, it was impossible because I'm not experienced enuogh. The bound was a pain because I dislike them and I've never made one before... lol. Also, making everything look horrible was hard to do, since I've always tried to make everything look nice. But anyway, have fun with them.
Get them here!
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Sicarul on 2006-06-04 at 18:42:30
Crappy.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Zeratul_101 on 2006-06-04 at 19:05:56
what was the point of posting these maps? the terrain has scared me off already. Not to mention the negligible trigger counts for all of these maps.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Noober on 2006-06-04 at 20:30:11
To see what I could accomplish in a short amount of time. Also, the mass one is actually kinda fun if you're bored.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by DoomGaze on 2006-06-04 at 23:03:32
Haha, the map description alone is hilarious. "4 super hard obstacles...one life." Great satirical maps. It brings the basic essence of all those types of maps. You should continue this 'Crap Map' series by making a diplomacy, LOTR, and whatever else there is.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by -_DLD_- on 2006-06-04 at 23:36:46
Pure ownage.
RPG with less than trip digit trigs.
RPG with less than trip digit trigs.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by MillenniumArmy on 2006-06-04 at 23:50:33
Lol, none of us have really downloaded the maps so far. As of right now, only the bound map was downloaded once.
When I have time, I might try these maps out and have a good laugh
When I have time, I might try these maps out and have a good laugh
Report, edit, etc...Posted by NoPantsRepublic on 2006-06-05 at 00:09:29
Mass actually sounds kinda fun however...
What's the point of making a bunch of bad maps? Perhaps one should combine the 4 crap maps together to make... an uber role-playing-mass-attacking-archon-dodging-location-defending map
however...What's the point of making a bunch of bad maps? Perhaps one should combine the 4 crap maps together to make... an uber role-playing-mass-attacking-archon-dodging-location-defending map
Report, edit, etc...Posted by -_DLD_- on 2006-06-05 at 01:04:51
Uh...the point of these maps is a spoof of the retards who make crappy maps of these genres.
Quite a good spoof, actually.
Quite a good spoof, actually.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Noober on 2006-06-05 at 15:14:44
QUOTE(DoomGaze @ Jun 4 2006, 11:03 PM)
Haha, the map description alone is hilarious. "4 super hard obstacles...one life." Great satirical maps. It brings the basic essence of all those types of maps. You should continue this 'Crap Map' series by making a diplomacy, LOTR, and whatever else there is.
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Yeah, I'm planning on doing that. I have snipers, LotR, evolves, and impossible scenarios planned, and then more after that.
QUOTE(MillenniumArmy @ Jun 4 2006, 11:50 PM)
Lol, none of us have really downloaded the maps so far. As of right now, only the bound map was downloaded once.
When I have time, I might try these maps out and have a good laugh
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When I have time, I might try these maps out and have a good laugh
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I actually got many people to join my games when I hosted them on B.net. It was hilarious; most of them even stayed for more than 10 minutes.
By the way, all of the trigger counts include hypers, so there are actually 3 less real triggers than the ones here
.Report, edit, etc...Posted by Hikari256 on 2006-06-05 at 15:21:06
And My beloved Friend sarcasm makes its way to Sen. woot. Nice one.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oblivius on 2006-06-05 at 22:48:36
Here you get awards
THE CRAPPIEST MAP EVER:
the Defence!
FUNNEST CRAPPIEST MAP EVER:
the Bound
THE MOST PATHETIC CRAPPIEST MAP EVER:
the Mass!
THE ONE THAT MADE ME WANT TO BARF SO MUCH:
the RPG!
Yep. They are pretty crappy.
THE CRAPPIEST MAP EVER:
the Defence!
FUNNEST CRAPPIEST MAP EVER:
the Bound
THE MOST PATHETIC CRAPPIEST MAP EVER:
the Mass!
THE ONE THAT MADE ME WANT TO BARF SO MUCH:
the RPG!
Yep. They are pretty crappy.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Dark_lunatic_K on 2006-06-05 at 22:59:14
Question:
What the hell is the point of this? You're just wasting space and people's time on this thread. Not to mention, you're letting people get minerals for typing a bunch of crap on here.
What the hell is the point of this? You're just wasting space and people's time on this thread. Not to mention, you're letting people get minerals for typing a bunch of crap on here.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oblivius on 2006-06-05 at 23:14:01
QUOTE(Dark_lunatic_K @ Jun 5 2006, 06:58 PM)
Question:
What the hell is the point of this? You're just wasting space and people's time on this thread. Not to mention, you're letting people get minerals for typing a bunch of crap on here.
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What the hell is the point of this? You're just wasting space and people's time on this thread. Not to mention, you're letting people get minerals for typing a bunch of crap on here.
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Damn you DLK, Now we can't spam, get minerals, and get good reputaion
. The reason he made this is so he can see how fast he can make 4 maps. Of course, everyone knows, it will end up crappy.Report, edit, etc...Posted by empty on 2006-06-06 at 01:27:44
oooo you hafta make a zombie themed map! lol.
DLK, chillax homie, loosen up a bit...
It was basically a joke, so laugh for once in your life!
DLK, chillax homie, loosen up a bit...
It was basically a joke, so laugh for once in your life!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by DoomGaze on 2006-06-06 at 03:19:12
QUOTE(Dark_lunatic_K @ Jun 5 2006, 07:58 PM)
Question:
What the hell is the point of this? You're just wasting space and people's time on this thread. Not to mention, you're letting people get minerals for typing a bunch of crap on here.
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It's satirical humour. Lighten up. I've seen worse around here.
I would've made a review for each of these maps but...I can't take any of them seriously.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2006-06-06 at 05:00:19
Reminds me of Shadow Killa's pointless map pack. I'll check these, I liked your descriptions.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Noober on 2006-06-06 at 19:15:43
Aight, I've finished crap snipers, LotR, evolves, imp scenes, and dodge the stuff. What other maps are there? Someone mentioned Diplomacy, but I've never played one of those maps before.
Oh, I didn't put them in my first post yet since I'm on a crap computer that can't do .PCX files.
Someone mentioned Diplomacy, but I've never played one of those maps before.Oh, I didn't put them in my first post yet since I'm on a crap computer that can't do .PCX files.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oblivius on 2006-06-06 at 23:28:43
You should try to do Crap Tag . When you gonna get the other crap maps up? I wanna play em XD
. When you gonna get the other crap maps up? I wanna play em XDReport, edit, etc...Posted by EcHo on 2006-06-07 at 00:39:56
The massing game is fun...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by -_DLD_- on 2006-06-07 at 02:04:34
QUOTE(DoomGaze @ Jun 6 2006, 12:18 AM)
It's satirical humour. Lighten up. I've seen worse around here.
I would've made a review for each of these maps but...I can't take any of them seriously.
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I would've made a review for each of these maps but...I can't take any of them seriously.
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Thank you.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Noober on 2006-06-07 at 16:56:55
QUOTE(Echo @ Jun 7 2006, 12:39 AM)
The massing game is fun...
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Lol.
Anyway, I've put up the last 5 maps: Snipers, LotR, Evolves, Imp Scenes, and Dodge. Have fun
.Report, edit, etc...Posted by Ice_Inferno_X3 on 2006-06-07 at 17:48:40
before i play these maps tell me...are they really crap? or do you mean crap in a good way?
bleh...im confused
bleh...im confused
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Noober on 2006-06-07 at 17:53:40
Crap as in it looks bad, is terribly simple (which you can tell by terrain count), and might be very boring, but they all work.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Ice_Inferno_X3 on 2006-06-07 at 19:27:58
QUOTE(Noober @ Jun 7 2006, 05:53 PM)
Crap as in it looks bad, is terribly simple (which you can tell by terrain count), and might be very boring, but they all work.
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ROFL. why the heck would you post crappy maps on the map showcase forum? you'll get a bad rep...even your name. meh i guess i won't be trying these maps now