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About an hour and a half ago, I decided I would work out a little. I like to work out to music, so I burn a CD and go into my sister's room for her CD player.

Now as soon as I open the door I see something covered in a blanket, and my initial thought was it was something my parents had bought for my sister, so I look under the blanket, and I see a chair painted completely black underneathe.

Then I notice leather straps on the arms and legs of the chair, the type you use to restrain somebody. As I pulled the blanket up a little more, I notice tons of wires under the chair, connected to a small device that had two knobs, one reading "Pulse Width" and the other "Pulse Rate", with numbered around each knob like a clock would have (I don't remember the numbers). The backbone of the chair extended much higher than a regular chair, about five and a half feet I would guess, with a large metal switch on the top facing forward. Wires connected to this switch led down to the other decives. There were also two D batteries connected to the wiring under the chair.

On the seat of the chair was a pink, rubber thing and two unconnected D batteries. I picked up the pink thing and looked at it. Being completely straightforward, it looked like a tiny penis, erect, with a large blobish thing at the base which I could only assumed represented testicles. It also had many tinier protrusions curving out of the blob upwards. There we many wires attached to this rubber, pink thing, including to on either side of the "mouth" of the "penis".

My conclusion from there was that this was some sort of very unusual sex-toy, domineering even. But the "penis" seemed far too tiny for such (only about two inches tall and proportionally wide), and what the hell were all the wires for? There were also three screws in a neat line protruding from the backside of the chair.

Secondly, my Father and Step-Mother are very anti-sexual. They rarely kiss, and my step-mother doesn't even take birth control of any sort. I don't see them using this, if it is a sex-toy.

I'm not making this up, and I'm not high or anything stupid like that.

I'd like to know if anybody knows what the hell this thing is and what it's doing in my sister's room.

Additional Information: My sister is on vacation in New York with my brother, and both my parents are at work at the moment.

The chair was not there when she left, therefore it must be my parents'...

Maybe it's a torture device

Thanks for easing the tension....

ADDITION:
Upon a little more investigation, there's more knobs on the backside of the device, and a small black, plastic box attached to the underside of the "penis".

Wow, I really have no clue, I understand that you probably don't want your parents to know, but it might be the best choice of action.

Well how the bloody hell did my sister get it into her room when she's in New York? I know for certain it was not there when she left.

AKA, It must be my parents'.

EDIT: And just for a little bit of extra information, I went to New York, too, but came back two weeks early. On Monday.

Try turning it on. See what it does. Look for a manual. Google "weird sex toy with a 2 inch penis". That's all I can suggest.

I guess I'll go look for an "on" switch...

EDIT: Found four AA Batteries in the wiring, taped together and connected to the wiring.

And as for an "on" switch, the only thing I can find this the big, metal switch at the top of the spineboard, and it looks rather ominous...

Punch it!

Nothing happen. I expected something, but nothing happen.

I can't seem to find any way to turn it on, though. The big, ominous, metal switch did nothing, and there are no switches anywhere else, just knobs. Only the two are labeled, the rest are just numbered...

EDIT: Numbered as in like a clock.

Turn all the knobs all the way up, check the batteries and push the switch.

ADD: Someone might have to be sitting in it for it to work.

Do your parents know you've come home early?

Yes I've been here since Monday.

ADDITION:
My step-mother just got home... I guess I should start working up the courage to ask her what it is...

You'd think they'd have moved it if it was theirs.

Yeah, but how would anybody get that thing in there? Why would they put it in my sister's room and not mine or my brothers or my parents'? And how could my parents not have found it already?

It was hiding under the blanket.

That was in response to your last question

Both my parents are home now. I'm sure it's theirs, but I just can't work up the courage to ask them about it...

I believe in you. Just scream into a pillow first

Get a picture before they take it away!

My digital camera is really low resolution, but I'll get one of it tommorow when they're both at work again.

You can't now?

You should probably ask them about it as soon as possible, it might turn out that it's not theirs or something else. Good luck with that though, I'm hoping for the best for you >.>.