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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2006-08-28 at 23:00:23
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[sub][sub]Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D. F. A. Presents his Pulitzer Prize winning epic ;[/sub][/sub]
ColbertCraft:
[sup][sup]Homoerotically cut and run liberal Godless killing machines & Americans.[/sup][/sup]



Info
[left]Story:
[sub]- Watch the Colbert Report, you freedom hating hippie![/sub]

Races:
[sub]- Terran > Freedom Loving Americans
- Zerg > Anti-American Facist Forces
- Protoss > Snakes on a Plane[/sub]

t3H Fux?:
[sub]- Basically, this stemmed from a discussion in the spambox, as most things do. The Colbert Report featured some time ago  a photo of a box for World of ColbertCraft and this lead me to a shifty, spambox fueled decision to create the rest of the series in StarCraft. I start with ColbertCraft, a parody of WarCraft, and thus similar to that, but with heroes and with more Colbert Themeing. It's StarCraft wikiality![/sub][/left]


Techtrees
[left]F.L.A.s:
[sub]- Eagle's Nest > Oil Platform, South Carolina Suburban Home, Clean Industry, Department of Defence.
- South Carolina Suburban Home > Cathedral.
- Clean Industry > Minivan Manufacturing Facility
- Department of Defence > Military Installation, Patriot Missile System.[/sub]

A-A.F.F.s:
[sub]- Coming soon.[/sub]

S.o.a.P:
[sub]- Simply a carrier that shoots hydralisks.[/sub][/left]


Previews
[left]Screenshots:
[sub]user posted image[/sub]

Demos:
[sub]- Coming by Septmeber 10th tongue.gif.[/sub][/left]
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2006-08-28 at 23:43:21
You should put a Samuel L. Jackson hero unit in there. Give him sound clips from the movie!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Killer_Kow(MM) on 2006-08-29 at 08:32:13
Rofl, good luck with that Syphon.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Ermac on 2006-08-29 at 12:56:47
Oh comeon, a Carrier that shoots hydralisks? It can be done better than that! tongue.gif

Use the Plane graphics i've attached, (their from a cwad from interceptor.net )

And get any snake graphic, make 3 rotated frames of it, and iscript it to spin around like grenade when fired tongue.gif That would be fun. Oh and yes and be sure to include Samuel as a hero trainable at the plane and his ready sound - the famous phrase from the movie tongue.gif

Looks like a fun project good luck with it, lol.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2006-08-29 at 13:18:56
The whole carrier that shoots hydralisks is my way of not leaving protoss in there, because it's only supposed to be 2 races. And I can't very well remove the entry.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Ermac on 2006-08-29 at 14:08:45
But the S.o.a.p. idea is funny, why don't u want to make it more l33t even if it's kinda of a joke rather than a race.. smile.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2006-08-29 at 15:16:32
Fine. It'll just be a nexus that can produce Sammy's and carriers. but I'll give sammy standar hero notation.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by dumbducky on 2006-08-29 at 15:56:40
This will be awesome. Nobody can stop Freedom Loving Americans! Make them rigged against the zerg fools. That would be truly awesome.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by DevliN on 2006-08-29 at 16:08:23
But where are the bears? You have to have the most dangerous force on Earth in this Mod. Or would they be too unstoppable? I imagine bears with laser eyes, deathclaws, and a whirlwind attack similar to a Barbarian's in D2 would be pretty hard to stop.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2006-08-29 at 17:56:38
The bears are going to be a part of the facist forces.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by DarckRedd on 2006-08-29 at 18:15:34
Make sure the bears shoot laser beams out of their eyes.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2006-08-30 at 02:06:33
Where else would they shoot them out of?

Hmm....
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Lord_Agamemnon(MM) on 2006-08-30 at 15:38:31
Just like Age of Mythology. tongue.gif Laser bears FTW.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2006-09-01 at 14:22:54
There's no words to describe the hilarity of the Civilian overlay for minerals moving around.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Killer_Kow(MM) on 2006-09-01 at 14:24:35
Somehow your Stephen Colbert Hit doesn't really look like a bridge tongue.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by sunslap on 2006-09-01 at 14:25:54
lol thats cheesy
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2006-09-01 at 14:48:40
Anyone is free to make graphics for me, on the condition that they aren't me.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by sunslap on 2006-09-01 at 15:33:37
k ill make u gfx
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Killer_Kow(MM) on 2006-09-01 at 16:05:31
I'd make you graphics, but I have my own mod to work on wink.gif Sorry, dood.

P.S. Make Stephen Colbert Hid a bridge!!!!!!!!!!!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2006-09-01 at 21:32:52
Control Towers have bridges. :]

Also, if anyone desides to make graphics for me do you bets to make an iscript with it. IceCC won't compile for me right now.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by KABOOM on 2006-09-01 at 23:29:48
Good Luck, and i love the civ's as scvs cant wait to try this out biggrin.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by rdr2114 on 2006-09-02 at 14:10:38
You gotta put a John Stewart hero in there somewhere too.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by dumbducky on 2006-09-02 at 14:21:10
He isn't that funny though. Colbert=3Stewart. Colbert>Stewart
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2006-09-02 at 14:35:56
Have the Colbert side train Colbert's friends as heroes:

Ex: "Alan: The Black Friend" and "Jon: The Jewish Friend" tongue.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Killer_Kow(MM) on 2006-09-02 at 14:43:07
You mean Alan, the ex-black friend?
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