Report, edit, etc...Posted by dumbducky on 2007-01-29 at 18:14:39
NOTE:I did not write this. My friend wrote it and I had to laugh at it. Enjoy.
I have one green eye and one brown eye, the green eye sees happiness and the brown eye sees death. When I look through my green I see things that I want to see and my brown eye sees what I fear will happen. I have to wear in eye patch to school everyday to school everyday and everyone always make fun of me for it. I was called “Green eye the pirate” and “One-eye-Billy.” Other than that everything seemed normal until one day. I was walking home one day when I got hit in the eye by a baseball. My eye went blurry and I was on the ground not knowing where to go. I had decided to take the eye patch off so I could see my way home. When I got their I pust one of my friends Jimmy and I saw him one second on his bike but then he crashed into a car, land he was on the ground dead. I said “JIMMY!” He was back on bike like before and the he said “What?” looking at me and then he crashed in front of a car. I started crying hoping that it would go back to normal but nothing happened and Jimmy’s funeral was held two days after that. I went to see the eye doctor about my brown eye. He examined my eye to make sure nothing was wrong. He told me “Your seems to unusual thing about my. It’s pupil is a little red and my green eye seems to be a little yellow in its pupil.” said the doctor. I didn’t want to tell him what happened but I told him what happened and he asked “Do you see how everyone will die?” asked the doctor. “It’s weird that it hasn’t happened since that situation. “Maybe it only happens to people you care about” said the doctor. “I think that the only way you can solve this is to run away from everyone you care about.” I was shocked and I thought what could he be thinking but I knew I couldn’t fix my green eye so that night I had to think what to do I could live my life watching everyone I care about pass away or I could run away but I can’t live with my parents but I can’t live with my parents knowing that this curse shall haunt me no more. I got my father’s rope and I wrote a message on the wall saying “Death is the only way I can be free”. I hung myself and when my parents saw me they were shocked. Two days later my doctor heard the news and told them my conditions. They never decided to tell anyone about my eyes.
I have one green eye and one brown eye, the green eye sees happiness and the brown eye sees death. When I look through my green I see things that I want to see and my brown eye sees what I fear will happen. I have to wear in eye patch to school everyday to school everyday and everyone always make fun of me for it. I was called “Green eye the pirate” and “One-eye-Billy.” Other than that everything seemed normal until one day. I was walking home one day when I got hit in the eye by a baseball. My eye went blurry and I was on the ground not knowing where to go. I had decided to take the eye patch off so I could see my way home. When I got their I pust one of my friends Jimmy and I saw him one second on his bike but then he crashed into a car, land he was on the ground dead. I said “JIMMY!” He was back on bike like before and the he said “What?” looking at me and then he crashed in front of a car. I started crying hoping that it would go back to normal but nothing happened and Jimmy’s funeral was held two days after that. I went to see the eye doctor about my brown eye. He examined my eye to make sure nothing was wrong. He told me “Your seems to unusual thing about my. It’s pupil is a little red and my green eye seems to be a little yellow in its pupil.” said the doctor. I didn’t want to tell him what happened but I told him what happened and he asked “Do you see how everyone will die?” asked the doctor. “It’s weird that it hasn’t happened since that situation. “Maybe it only happens to people you care about” said the doctor. “I think that the only way you can solve this is to run away from everyone you care about.” I was shocked and I thought what could he be thinking but I knew I couldn’t fix my green eye so that night I had to think what to do I could live my life watching everyone I care about pass away or I could run away but I can’t live with my parents but I can’t live with my parents knowing that this curse shall haunt me no more. I got my father’s rope and I wrote a message on the wall saying “Death is the only way I can be free”. I hung myself and when my parents saw me they were shocked. Two days later my doctor heard the news and told them my conditions. They never decided to tell anyone about my eyes.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Felagund on 2007-01-29 at 19:29:17
Was it funny? I didn't notice. 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)Blu on 2007-01-30 at 11:26:20
:/ This had a lot of run on sentences and kinda seemed rushed at the end. The eye thing is just wierd.. 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by CheatEnabled on 2007-01-31 at 14:49:48
It's strange. 
And it's crammed together.
And it's crammed together.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by dumbducky on 2007-02-01 at 15:33:43
I guess it was funnier when you heard it read aloud. The doctor telling him to run away and him committing suicide were the funny parts.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Shocko on 2007-02-01 at 23:04:28
I am seriously speachless about this story, it doesn't appeal to my emotion because it's unrealistic, it doesn't appeal to my knowledge because it's poorly written, it doesn't appeal to my humorous side because it's not funny... it really is a pointless story
Report, edit, etc...Posted by NerdyTerdy on 2007-02-02 at 00:04:55
Lol, that was sort of weird.. Does your friend have.. issues? 
Anyway it didn't even make sense, how the hell would he write the story if he hung himself? Silly story..
Anyway it didn't even make sense, how the hell would he write the story if he hung himself? Silly story..Report, edit, etc...Posted by A_of_s_t on 2007-02-02 at 23:06:23
It ran on, it repeated itself, it repeated itself, it appealed to none of my emotions except boredom and I do not see why it is funny. The grammar needs a little improvement as well, but you said its not yours, so who cares.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)Blu on 2007-02-02 at 23:39:02
QUOTE(A_of_s_t @ Feb 2 2007, 10:06 PM)
It ran on, it repeated itself, it repeated itself, it appealed to none of my emotions except boredom and I do not see why it is funny. The grammar needs a little improvement as well, but you said its not yours, so who cares.
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It's one of those "I have a friend that has this problem" thing
Report, edit, etc...Posted by A_of_s_t on 2007-02-02 at 23:42:54
"Split Personalities" me thinks.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Shocko on 2007-02-03 at 19:44:29
QUOTE(A_of_s_t @ Feb 2 2007, 08:06 PM)
It ran on, it repeated itself, it repeated itself, it appealed to none of my emotions except boredom and I do not see why it is funny. The grammar needs a little improvement as well, but you said its not yours, so who cares.
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If you want emtion, read my poems
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EdAi on 2007-02-03 at 23:57:53
its not funny at all... the grammar was horrible:
-repeated words
-contradicted (at the start, the green eye sees happiness, at the end, the green eye apparently sees death)
-the brown eye is supposed to see what he 'fears will happen', but it sees what WILL happen
-the spelling is bad, the phrasing (word order) is bad
-repeated words
-contradicted (at the start, the green eye sees happiness, at the end, the green eye apparently sees death)
-the brown eye is supposed to see what he 'fears will happen', but it sees what WILL happen
-the spelling is bad, the phrasing (word order) is bad
Report, edit, etc...Posted by FatalException on 2007-02-04 at 00:37:31
I don't get it. The doctor was saying 'My pupil' the whole time, instead of 'your pupil.' This makes no sense. Bad. 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)Blu on 2007-02-06 at 00:34:43
Might as well close this because you're only gonna get bad comments, nothing good to say about it.
nothing good to say about it.