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What is a Doodan? I had this idea late one night while making remarks about my pedophile lifestyle in the shoutbox.

First person to come up with a definition of a 'Doodan' that I like gets anywhere from 10-200 minerals, depending on how much I liked it.

Edit: This is like DTBK's describe me topic. It doesnt have to be correct, it has to make me laugh or something.
Also: This contest goes as long as i have minerals. Feel free to donate like 25-50 to keep it going. I dont have much.

We reserve the right not to pay:
Infested Battlekrusers
Mooses
Mice
Humans
Syphons
Voyagers
Kows of any sort
Hawks
Duckys
Anything.
For any reason.

Go.

Winners/Amount Paid
Dark_Marine_123/80 Minerals
FatalException/10 Minerals (For effort)
Syphon/25 Minerals
Chuiu/20 Minerals
Mini Moose 2707/None for hacker admins and/or mooses.
Voyager7456(MM)/20 Minerals

A Doodan is a Protoss General from Doodan's The Saga of Doodan. You might not like it, but it's true.

Just edited main post, correctness doesnt count.

Fatal's technically correct (the character came before this sexy account). But you only win if Excalibur likes your answer.

My answer: A love machine.

Something i thought up:
Doodan - A moderator of the SEN misc. forums (mostly, despite his GM Status) that likes to lock topics for fun, yet because hes sleeping with Moose, who is sleeping with DTBK, who is sleeping with the president of south korea, who is sleeping with IP, he cannot get in trouble.

Damn that's good, but where's Syphon in this twisted love-tangle?

With me, Voy, and Farty, in your sons room.

SHOCKING TWISTS! POINTLESS PLOTS! SEN: DRAMA FOR THE MASSES!

Doodan - (Noun) The offspring of a Zergling and a Medic.
Doodan - (Verb) To chop off a male appendage. IE. Fatal Doodaned doodan's penis.
Doodan - (Preposition) To jab furriously upward, also used as a Verb.

Doodan (DU-daan) fic.
n.
1. A Protoss general.
2. A moderator of SeN forums.
3. One who does Dan.
4. One who does Dan and wishes he were Syphon's uncle so he could have access to Syphon's house in which he would engage in vulgar activities.
syn. None.
ant. FireKame, Oscar Wilde.
adj.
1. Of greatness.
syn. fic. Smoogle.
ant. Lame.
v.
1. To pwn.
syn. Pwn, own (slang).
ant. Oscar Wilde.

Two winners. 90 minerals given out. Keep it coming folks.

Doodan - (Gerund) To doodan, a form of communication between map revilers hidden while you cant see them. Poor map revilers

Doodan is a guy who likes to drop his headphones on his keyboard

Doodan is my lover, and listens to music produced by Kyrax

Doodan (DOO-dahn): n A program installed into the StarEdit Network servers, designed to ensure that posters have an average half-life of no more than eight months before they are banned, and that all the best maps are rejected so everyone has to post them on starcraft.org instead. Oh, and also that no one can possibly gain minerals on the 50/50 raffle.

Doodan is the ultimate power of SENX.

Doodan
n
1. What happens when the third "d" in "doodad" is replaced by an "n" at the hands of a wildly uncreative man. ;o

I like this one. 25 minerals for Syphon.

It's funny because it's true. That's how he came up with the name

Syphon is also technically correct. =O

Go go technical correctness. Also go go Syphon....Hmmm go go Syphon...

Doodan [doo-dan]
-noun Slang.
1. Cheese foodstuffs often found underneath tables after prolonged milk storage.
2. A definite mass of this substance, often in the shape of a misshapen cone or half-sphere.
3. Something resembling the form of a glacier or shape of a condor.
4. Wonder twin powers activate.

Number 4 wins you 20 minerals Chu.

Micheal M. Doodan is a lawyer in California.
http://pview.findlaw.com/view/1025524_1?noconfirm=0

LOL'd.
No minerals for moose, as hes a rich mineral hacker admin.