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BAN DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE!
Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted thousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do not end there.

Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes severe tissue damage. Symptoms of DHMO ingestion can include excessive sweating and urination, and possibly a bloated feeling, nausea, vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance. For those who have become dependent, DHMO withdrawal means certain death.

Dihydrogen monoxide:

· is also known as hydroxl acid, and is the major component of acid rain.
· contributes to the "greenhouse effect."
· may cause severe burns.
· contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape.
· accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals.
· may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes.
· has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.

Contamination is reaching epidemic proportions!

Quantities of dihydrogen monoxide have been found in almost every stream, lake, and reservoir in America today. But the pollution is global, and the contaminant has even been found in Antarctic ice. DHMO has caused millions of dollars of property damage in the midwest, and recently California.

Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:

· as an industrial solvent and coolant.
· in nuclear power plants.
· in the production of styrofoam.
· as a fire retardant.
· in many forms of cruel animal research.
· in the distribution of pesticides.
· as an additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food products.

Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical.

Companies dump waste DHMO into rivers and the ocean, and nothing can be done to stop them because this practice is still legal. The impact on wildlife is extreme, and we cannot afford to ignore it any longer!

The American government has refused to ban the production, distribution, or use of this damaging chemical due to its "importance to the economic health of this nation." In fact, the navy and other military organizations are conducting experiments with DHMO, and designing multi-billion dollar devices to control and utilize it during warfare situations. Hundreds of military research facilities receive tons of it through a highly sophisticated underground distribution network. Many store large quantities for later use.



For those of you who know the clandestine nature behind DHMO, do not let them know how detrimental it can really be. Click here for source of this article.

Someone voted no? Jesus christ, that person sucks. Ban the stupid product, ban it immediately!

Oh, God, this!
I hope that you're just making a really funny joke.
I'm interested in seeing how many, if anyone, realizes precisely what "Dihydrogen Monoxide" is and what banning it would do
EDIT:
And this is just my favorite part
"Quantities of dihydrogen monoxide have been found in almost every stream, lake, and reservoir in America today. But the pollution is global, and the contaminant has even been found in Antarctic ice. "

Wait...
almost every stream, lake, etc.?
I'm pretty damn sure it's in every stream, lake, and reservoir.

I vote yes. LETS GET RID OF DIHYDROGEN OXIDE SO WE CAN ALL DIE!

yes, i get the joke

I been known of Dihydrogen Oxide but I think that unless the agencys find something else other than Dihydrogen Oxide then thats not a issue. Dihydrogen Oxide makes my coffee hot. Animal testing is banned, they use humans!

I dont' get the joke, but nobody ruin it.

OMG, now that you point it out, rofl. I thought you were SERIOUS!

Yeesh, some are pure ammonia

Drunk, you repeatin bastard! I remember when you did this over on TSE forums.

I remembered it too

Ban that thing.

This topic is important enough to be on Serious Discussion.

Rofl, Beer, do you even know what you are banning? This does belong in garbage.

Yes I do.



Thats important enough for anyone.

Were all goona die sooner or later and frankly i dont really give a .Lets get drunk and laid.

Oh my gawd! You guys are as slow as a peanut trying to walk to the other side of the world on a raining sunday morning! go do some research on Dihydrogen Oxide before you say yes.

oops almosts ruined the joke
i get it....or do i jp i kno it

It's O2H because of the order it's written.

Fix your signature we don't allow html, or your warn level is raised.

I don't really see how you could see that, not get it, and be slow. If you see names and automatically picture their symbol in your head, you should really put down the chem book.

I voted yes to be cool but then I saw if I had voted no it would be ahead 11 to 9 .

They teach you these things in school -.-;; even in elementary school.


It gave out many points!

What is a major component of rain in general?
What causes erosion to our landscapes?
What accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals?
What can damage electrical appliances?
What makes a good coolant?
What Do You Simply Use To Put Out A Fire?
Why do you think so many children specifically die from it?



Very funny joke drunken wrestler....

I voted no.

Your post purely states EVERYTHING wrong about the product, no ways how good it can be.


This ain't an argumentation topic, it's solely to complain about a product YOU probably doesn't even know much about yourself. I kinda espected 2 sides to your initial post...

It's time to inform the public about DHMO.

Dihydrogen Monoxide, that is, two hydrogen atoms for every one oxygen atom, is H20 - it's water! Obviously abreviated DHMO for subtle purposes.

When your unedumacated and don't inquire enough - soliciters can easily manipulate the way you vote. So next time, when evaluating any claim, know what the claim is and who is making it. Espeically in an election where two parties will most likely make distorted truths about each other. Or when a discovery is made and one's personal's belief interferes with objectivity (also called bias).

This has been an entertaining thread, and I hope you all learned nothing and burn in Hell. Hey, don't worry, I was joking about the learning part.

Lol I voted no..Skin Cancer is FUN!!!

Ya, only one thing shadow paladin, dihydrogen is another way of saying, 2 hydrogen atoms, monoxide means, one oxygen atom. what do you get when you mix 2 atoms of hydrogen and two atoms of oxygen?


edit:looks likes wrestler spilled the beans before me.

Lol how can so many people vote yes, did they even bother going to the link in the first topic?