Meh, I guess no one understood that this entire thread is a joke, including the article in the link. Just in case you guys missed it, if there is a creator to this world, he is very sadistic. An intelligently design catfish that swims up your ass or pee hole and lodges spines? Now there's a benevolent god!
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Oh you closed minded evilutionist brainwashed by a religion that's based totally on faith.
If by faith you mean belief with the lack of evidence, then no, evolution doesn't qualify as a religion. C'mon DrunkenWrestler, you're better than that!
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Intelligent design is the truth and anyone who doesn't believe it can burn in Hell.
Appealing to fear/force, always a good way to canvass. Kind of like those home security system commericals that show burglers about to enter a house with kids in it, and then the commercials says "You could be next! So buy our burgler alarms!"
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Why do you chose to deny your benevolent creator?
The sadistic creator to dracula ants that tear the head of their own larva and wasp that eat cicadas alive is benevolent? We haven't even ascertained him, so we can't really deny his existence, we just don't believe in him.
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What do you have to lose from honoring him?
It's the religion lottery, kids! Choose from many different religions that all have the same amount of proof to support their religion - that is none, but choose the wrong one and a god might send you to Hell because you didn't pick his! Ah, there's that sadistic god again!
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Intelligent design definatly complies with the law of parsimony and requires no ad hoc rationalizations to scientific ignorance.
It's an argument from ignorance itself, DrunkenWrestler. You don't know how these organisms were created - therefore it was an intelligent designer. DrunkenWrestler, you're smarter than that!

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How can such grotesque organ systems evolve together to form basic functions, such as all the organs required for a Vandellia cirrhosa to successfully swim up the ureathra of a man and lodge it's intelligently designed state-of-the-art sharp spines to anchor itself so securely, that the only resort is surgical removal.
Now how complex is that? Without the proper organs to swim and seek openings to a prey's body, and without the spines to anchor itself in, the Vandellia cirrhosa simply can not survive. Evolving only half of these body parts would be totally useless, they all need to work together in unison for one basic function. Evolution can not explain the complexity of the development of such organ systems. Sure, throughout time small mutations can occur so evolution says, but what are the chances that an entire organ system for the Sacculina Carcini to evolve the the proper organs and instincts to drill an enterence into a prey crab, castrate its peniis, and take over its nervous system so that the crab cares for the parasites as if it were it's own? The chance of such grotesque organ systems assembling together by a single mutation has about the same chance as a tornado sweeping through a junkyard and assembling a guillotine by chance.
Man, those are really nasty organisms. The intelligent designer sure has a sadistic sense of humor. First of all DrunkenWrestler, you fail to account for natural selection and how the function of organs can change as evolution proceeds, which would greatly enhance the chance for grotesque organisms such as the
Vandellia cirrhosa to evolve into what it is today. It didn't happen all in one mutation, but a series of indirect ones. An organism that gets a slight benefical mutation will survive better to pass on its genes, increasing the survival of the speices.
Think of it this way, a room full of monkeys with typewritters hit random keys have a very low chance of producing the string, "AllYourBaseAreBelongToUs." They would get random strings like "krnfuenbkifnsdiksbjkmtkjs." That would be your analogy. However, taking natural selection into account, if millions of monkeys are hitting random keys, eventually, one of them will get the "All" in "AllYourBaseAreBelongToUs." That "All" becomes selected and now an entire population has the "All" part in the string "AllYourBaseAreBelongToUs." More random keys will be hit, and after a long time, another monkey will luckily hit the "Your" part of the string. Again, the trait becomes selected, and the entire population has two good mutations so far. The process will continue until something as complex as "AllYourBaseAreBelongToUs" is developed after millions of years.
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here to learn how something as complex as the eye can evolve by chance (and natural selection).
Geez, DrunkenWrestler, don't you understand evolution theory? Besides, the eye has a jury-rigged design that would be evidence for a unintelligent designer. There are blood vessels that block light receptors and create a blind spot in our eye. Now, what camera designer would lay the wires inside the lens, and not outside of them?
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Evolution can't explain such complexity, but intelligent design can. So no, intelligent design is definatly not an argument from ignorance.
But intelligent design is an argument from ignorance. Besides, other theories such as the ideal that the entire universe is just a by-product of your imagination, or the universe just suddenly appeared five minutes ago with even our memories of earlier events can explain this phenomena. Absence of evidence is not evidence for the absent.
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In conclusion, if you were walking in a forest, and found an iron mace, do you suppose nature put it together by blind chance? Or an intelligent designer? Also, even if we've never seen this intelligent designer, you've never seen the maker to a MA41 Assult Rifle, does that mean that there wasn't a creator to that rifle?
We already know there are a creator to these weapons because we've seen someone make them before. We've never ascertained the alleged creator to life.
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Of course there was, as there is a creator to this universe, as witnessed in such fine creations such as the Babyrousa babyrussa, which grows its tusk until it pierces the area between its skull, and the male Panthero Leo, which has all the intelligently designed functions to eat its step children.
Ugh, more grotesque creatures!
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Science generates lies just because the sucessful research they find brings them revenue. Don't listen to anything they say, they are simply paid to support their theories.
Ad hominems are not valid debate tatics. It is always important to address the claim, and not the person making the claim. Einstein was probably paid a lot of money for some of his theories, but does the money falsify his theories?
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1. If we came from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?
If we came from dirt, why is there still dirt? We didn't evolve from today's monkeys, but old world monkeys that belonging to the primate family. The monkeys we see today are distant cousins.
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2. Evolution contradicts the 2nd Law of Thermodynamics. Energy and entropy is always decreasing on this earth, so how can more complex organisms arise from less complex ones?
The second law of thermodynamics only applies in closed systems. We are not in a closed system, we are constantly recieving energy from the sun. Are you saying that it would be impossible for a woman to have a baby because that would cause entropy to go from disorder to order?
Wouldn't intelligent design violate the second law of thermodynamics too by your logic? How would order arrive from disorder if energy is always decreasing?
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3. Does it bother you at all to believe you're just an animal? That the entire point of life it just to out-compete and subvert your neighbor so you can survive, or that there's no point at all?
Evolution is a biological process, not a moral code or a philosophy. Next question?
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4. How can the first single-cell organisms possibly come from nothing? Evolution does not explain how the first life formed, it simply assumes it exist.
Intelligent design doesn't explain the orgin of the intelligent designer, it simply assumes it exist. You are right that evolution does not explain how the first life formed. You are conflating it with abiogenesis though. Scientist do not know how life originated, but they do not need to know how in order to explain the phenomena that is evolution. Scientist don't know how cells came to be, but they don't need to know to explain cell theory.
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How can something come from nothing? How did space, time, and matter suddenly appear? Something had to start it.
Again evolution does not deal with the orgin of life. It explains how it got diverse. Space, time and matter, aren't even a part of evolution theory. Geez, you are dumb, DrunkenWrestler.