This idea might work, but then again I think most likely it won't. You see I can just continue rambling on with my message until I get the required amount of characters I want. Sure it may take me a bit longer to do, but if I add some useless text and keep checking my post length. Since I do not yet have over 1001 characters of text I think I'll continue typing this long essay. Sure, most noobs won't realize to just extend their messages out... But anyone can say the same exact thing over 100 times and say it differently each time. Hmm right about now I'm nearing the halfway mark of what I need to accomplish, so lets continue on shall we? Damn I can't wait to get my 16 minerals after I'm through with this long ass post, I'm beginning to get extremely bored. Sure, the noobs might just spam words to fill up space, but the clevers one will do what I'm doing each time just to achieve maximum amount of minerals. Hell, they might also resort to going to dictionary dot com and looking up bigger words for their 3rd grader words. And guess what? People will no longer use shorthand either, because that would mean less characters, and less characters = less minerals. So instead of typing "yo i r teh l33t" they will be like "Excuse me sir, but you see, I am the most elite of my kind" You see how that extends out? Holy crap! I just hit my goal, I guess I'll stop typing now...
Edit: Oh great, Yoshi changed the limit
