Report, edit, etc...Posted by High on 2004-11-06 at 18:28:57
[/B]Someone posted a link to this site (http://www.xs4all.nl/~mke/exitmundi.htm) and i began reading it, realising how screwed people say we are, but acually relaised that we always think of the worst
It lists any thories about how the world will end, and some are crazy....
Planet X
Yay, a tenth planet is heading straight for us and its gona cause a day after tomorrow situation - well thats what some guy who wanted to sell books said - Total Bull
, but a nice read
-http://www.xs4all.nl/~mke/Planet-X.htm
Nemesis aka Satan Star
Did you know that the sun has a twin? Oh and that this twin is EVIL and whats to kill us all when it comes into the solar system, which is convineantly going to pass in 13 million years, will reach absolute destrution on out little planet
But why didnt this happen last time?
http://www.xs4all.nl/~mke/nemesis.htm
Gliese710 aka Comet Laucnher
OMFG A STAR IS HEADING STRAIGHT FOR US - lol, apparently this white dwarf is rushing straight for us and is going to direct almost every comet in the Oort Cloud into out little world - talk about owned! Luckily, its 1.4 million years away
http://www.xs4all.nl/~mke/Gliese710.htm
Attack of the Planet Aligment!
In 2040, Saturn, Jupiter, Mars, earth, the moon, venus, mercury and the sun are going to line up which will cause the earth to be ripped apart by the giant gravitational forces coming from all sides, Antartica will be pulled to the equator and you lucky africans will have a free trip to the north pole - yay! Oh BTW: This alginment also happened May 5 this year
Verneshot aka Holy Flying Landmass Batman!
Ok, when volcanic pressure build up under a huge bunch of rock that the lava cant get through it lies for thousands of years, building up pressure, untill - BOOM, half of Europe is in Canada! Apparently a large part of India went boom and landed in Mexico, killing the dinos. Oh and this is due to happen agian soon
http://www.xs4all.nl/~mke/verneshot.htm
Mass Insantity
yay, the world is going to end because we are all becoming insane! Apparently our Skrinks are making us crazy by inventing a number of mental diseases for normal things - like smoking or alochol, so when we are Verneshotted to death or Nemesis comes to pwn us, we will be blissfully running around talking to the easter bunny!
http://www.xs4all.nl/~mke/insanity.htm
Nanotech aka AHH IM TURNING INTO GRAY GOO
Nanotech is a new field in scienc eand is very exciteting for sceince type people. Well it seems that machines can be made out of there nano thingys, but it would take ages to make them, so man will create nano nano assemblers, these act like DNA and make things into other things, there will be an accident with programming or something and these will mulitpy with the mission yto multiply, and in 3 days we will all ahve been turned into gray goo - meh?
http://www.xs4all.nl/~mke/graygoo.htm
BioTech aka The Worlds biggest grain field
Get this, we will create a uber grain that will be restistant to all poisongs and diseases, sounds good right? Wrong, since nothing can stop it, this uber grain will take over the world, we will only eat breads and grain products and will die a horrible horrrble death by disease because of our one sided diet - cant wait!
The Islam End aka Jesus is a Muslim
Ok, Islam EOTW starts off normal, demon armies, godly prophets etc, but then half way through, who enters the scene? JESUS, he will decend from heaven and dennounce Christianity and command all christians to praise Allah - talk about a change of heart....
http://www.xs4all.nl/~mke/Islam.htm
And that concludes my rambling about how the world is going to end in the werdest cirumstances, dicuss, flame, spam etc
It lists any thories about how the world will end, and some are crazy....
Planet X
Yay, a tenth planet is heading straight for us and its gona cause a day after tomorrow situation - well thats what some guy who wanted to sell books said - Total Bull
, but a nice read-http://www.xs4all.nl/~mke/Planet-X.htm
Nemesis aka Satan Star
Did you know that the sun has a twin? Oh and that this twin is EVIL and whats to kill us all when it comes into the solar system, which is convineantly going to pass in 13 million years, will reach absolute destrution on out little planet
But why didnt this happen last time?
http://www.xs4all.nl/~mke/nemesis.htm
Gliese710 aka Comet Laucnher
OMFG A STAR IS HEADING STRAIGHT FOR US - lol, apparently this white dwarf is rushing straight for us and is going to direct almost every comet in the Oort Cloud into out little world - talk about owned! Luckily, its 1.4 million years away
http://www.xs4all.nl/~mke/Gliese710.htm
Attack of the Planet Aligment!
In 2040, Saturn, Jupiter, Mars, earth, the moon, venus, mercury and the sun are going to line up which will cause the earth to be ripped apart by the giant gravitational forces coming from all sides, Antartica will be pulled to the equator and you lucky africans will have a free trip to the north pole - yay! Oh BTW: This alginment also happened May 5 this year
Verneshot aka Holy Flying Landmass Batman!
Ok, when volcanic pressure build up under a huge bunch of rock that the lava cant get through it lies for thousands of years, building up pressure, untill - BOOM, half of Europe is in Canada! Apparently a large part of India went boom and landed in Mexico, killing the dinos. Oh and this is due to happen agian soon
http://www.xs4all.nl/~mke/verneshot.htm
Mass Insantity
yay, the world is going to end because we are all becoming insane! Apparently our Skrinks are making us crazy by inventing a number of mental diseases for normal things - like smoking or alochol, so when we are Verneshotted to death or Nemesis comes to pwn us, we will be blissfully running around talking to the easter bunny!
http://www.xs4all.nl/~mke/insanity.htm
Nanotech aka AHH IM TURNING INTO GRAY GOO
Nanotech is a new field in scienc eand is very exciteting for sceince type people. Well it seems that machines can be made out of there nano thingys, but it would take ages to make them, so man will create nano nano assemblers, these act like DNA and make things into other things, there will be an accident with programming or something and these will mulitpy with the mission yto multiply, and in 3 days we will all ahve been turned into gray goo - meh?
http://www.xs4all.nl/~mke/graygoo.htm
BioTech aka The Worlds biggest grain field
Get this, we will create a uber grain that will be restistant to all poisongs and diseases, sounds good right? Wrong, since nothing can stop it, this uber grain will take over the world, we will only eat breads and grain products and will die a horrible horrrble death by disease because of our one sided diet - cant wait!
The Islam End aka Jesus is a Muslim
Ok, Islam EOTW starts off normal, demon armies, godly prophets etc, but then half way through, who enters the scene? JESUS, he will decend from heaven and dennounce Christianity and command all christians to praise Allah - talk about a change of heart....
http://www.xs4all.nl/~mke/Islam.htm
And that concludes my rambling about how the world is going to end in the werdest cirumstances, dicuss, flame, spam etc
Report, edit, etc...Posted by n2o-SiMpSoNs on 2004-11-06 at 19:29:25
Report, edit, etc...Posted by PearS on 2004-11-06 at 19:41:44
Won't happen in my lifetime so leme strap on my CAREFACE!!!!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2004-11-06 at 20:49:20
Where's the rapture?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Screwed on 2004-11-06 at 21:03:22
Yay - we are 'me'!
Lol.. i guess they really are talking buil = =""
how does aligning of planets rip our planet apart...
and the alignment wuld have occured a long time ago before humans exited... and however our earth still remains in one piece
Lol.. i guess they really are talking buil
= =""how does aligning of planets rip our planet apart...
and the alignment wuld have occured a long time ago before humans exited... and however our earth still remains in one piece
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Reever on 2004-11-06 at 21:30:21
Dont forget about when the super moneky will kill us.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by PCFredZ on 2004-11-07 at 11:01:58
And don't forget the awful fact that George W. Bush was just elected President.Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2004-11-07 at 11:29:25
*No comment*
Report, edit, etc...Posted by T.s.u.k.a.s.a on 2004-11-07 at 11:52:48
George Bush might end America as we know it. The sad thing is, people were more concerned with guys kissing than the war in Iraq, the war on terror, inflation, and the collapsing economy. We don't have to worry about the world ending, most of thos dissasters are either bullcrap or not coming in the near future. Dumping all of our problems on the next generation is what has caused the world to suck. We need to fix the problems before they get worse. People need to stop fighting each other and start working together to fix the world's problems. Discrimination and prejeduce are evil.
To make the world better: Stop racism and corruption. We should make robots. Then, all life forms will be eaqually inferior to robots. The we will become cyborgs with nanotech, like in Ghost in the Shell. Humans will then reproduce asexually, but only at will. That will solve overpopulation an the abortion issuse. Then, we should make stem cell stores. There is a big machine that grows stem cells. You will also be able to go to a baby store. There, you tell them exacty what kind of baby you want. You come back in 9 months, and vuala. No genetic disorders or other broblems resulting from birth.
To make the world better: Stop racism and corruption. We should make robots. Then, all life forms will be eaqually inferior to robots. The we will become cyborgs with nanotech, like in Ghost in the Shell. Humans will then reproduce asexually, but only at will. That will solve overpopulation an the abortion issuse. Then, we should make stem cell stores. There is a big machine that grows stem cells. You will also be able to go to a baby store. There, you tell them exacty what kind of baby you want. You come back in 9 months, and vuala. No genetic disorders or other broblems resulting from birth.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2004-11-07 at 11:58:23
And pigs will fly!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Foamy on 2004-11-07 at 12:01:46
The Jesus thingy, I'd love to see that... hehe....
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Reever on 2004-11-07 at 12:02:01
Dubya will press the red shiny button and end us all.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by PCFredZ on 2004-11-07 at 12:41:05
Dubya won't press anything because Cheney controls him.
They'll just start WW3 and THAT will end us all.
Regardless of what Dubya claims about the "War on Terror", he's going to try to win the war with an iron fist. Ironically, so's bin Laden. People are so stupid. Why couldn't Ghandi reincarnate into our next President
?
EDIT: Lmao, Cheney's first name got censored!
Cheney controls him.They'll just start WW3 and THAT will end us all.
Regardless of what Dubya claims about the "War on Terror", he's going to try to win the war with an iron fist. Ironically, so's bin Laden. People are so stupid. Why couldn't Ghandi reincarnate into our next President
?EDIT: Lmao, Cheney's first name got censored!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2004-11-07 at 13:34:48
*Broken Post*
Report, edit, etc...Posted by StarEditron 4000 on 2004-11-07 at 13:55:50
i hope at least three of these things happen after i die cuz that would be really cool. HAHAHA
Report, edit, etc...Posted by mobomojo on 2004-11-07 at 14:36:53
Anything is easily possible, so why not say its a VERY big possibility and play off on our fears instead? YAY!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Zergling[SK] on 2004-11-07 at 14:43:51
I would like to see the planet split in 2, that would be so awesome
Report, edit, etc...Posted by PCFredZ on 2004-11-07 at 18:07:19
Won't happen naturally, because there's this thing called gravity.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Zergling[SK] on 2004-11-07 at 19:24:53
don't destroy my dream pcfredz!Report, edit, etc...Posted by PCFredZ on 2004-11-07 at 19:46:17
Did you have the dream before gravity existed?Report, edit, etc...Posted by PearS on 2004-11-07 at 21:07:35
QUOTE
George Bush might end America as we know it. The sad thing is, people were more concerned with guys kissing than the war in Iraq, the war on terror, inflation, and the collapsing economy.
So every person in America didn't care about the war and economy? PFT What ever you have to tell youself to give you a reason to hate bush bud.
QUOTE
People need to stop fighting each other and start working together to fix the world's problems. Discrimination and prejeduce are evil.
Tell that to Bin Laden
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To make the world better: Stop racism and corruption. We should make robots. Then, all life forms will be eaqually inferior to robots. The we will become cyborgs with nanotech, like in Ghost in the Shell. Humans will then reproduce asexually, but only at will. That will solve overpopulation an the abortion issuse. Then, we should make stem cell stores. There is a big machine that grows stem cells. You will also be able to go to a baby store. There, you tell them exacty what kind of baby you want. You come back in 9 months, and vuala. No genetic disorders or other broblems resulting from birth.
K?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Zergling[SK] on 2004-11-08 at 13:13:32
YES I DID! Stop talking about this gravity! I want to see the earth rip in 2! 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by PCFredZ on 2004-11-08 at 15:16:53
PearS, what you said should be taken more thought into.
George Bush is stupid, which you may demand proofs for, but many before me have written them into articles, books, movies, etc.; he is not unlike bin Laden, for both are two figures from two different worlds who hold more power than they can handle and think they can rule the world with an iron fist. They're WRONG! Today, the modern man is no longer easily swayed by a mere declaration, "I have conquered your country... now worship me as you did your last leader!" For you see, the American Revolution was the turning point where people's yearnings to be free from the government of another had radically changed the way that people respond to oppression. Instead of rambling on and on, I'll leave y'all to think about it yourselves.
Corruption, prejudice and all those evil qualities which make mankind unique are the results of a deep human instinct called Survival, which today goes beyond one's basic necessities, in which those who lack the mental powers are lost instead in the political and financial powers they have gotten, doing more than they need to ensure their own wellbeings and... the rabbit hole deepens.
Without genetic mutations, the human race would have ended a long time ago. Don't ask me why, find out yourself. I've said it over and over and over again...
George Bush is stupid, which you may demand proofs for, but many before me have written them into articles, books, movies, etc.; he is not unlike bin Laden, for both are two figures from two different worlds who hold more power than they can handle and think they can rule the world with an iron fist. They're WRONG! Today, the modern man is no longer easily swayed by a mere declaration, "I have conquered your country... now worship me as you did your last leader!" For you see, the American Revolution was the turning point where people's yearnings to be free from the government of another had radically changed the way that people respond to oppression. Instead of rambling on and on, I'll leave y'all to think about it yourselves.
Corruption, prejudice and all those evil qualities which make mankind unique are the results of a deep human instinct called Survival, which today goes beyond one's basic necessities, in which those who lack the mental powers are lost instead in the political and financial powers they have gotten, doing more than they need to ensure their own wellbeings and... the rabbit hole deepens.
Without genetic mutations, the human race would have ended a long time ago. Don't ask me why, find out yourself. I've said it over and over and over again...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Reever on 2004-11-11 at 19:37:12
Heavy Charlie (Fat boy)
A fat man will sit on the presidents chair break it fall and roll down the White house killing all the goverment people and setting off a nuclear bomb that destroys the world.
A fat man will sit on the presidents chair break it fall and roll down the White house killing all the goverment people and setting off a nuclear bomb that destroys the world.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by iamandragon on 2004-11-13 at 07:26:46
Oh gaw...this is going mad...
I can't load the webpage! And when I reach there finally, it's some picture site?
I can't load the webpage! And when I reach there finally, it's some picture site?