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1001 Symptoms to measure your level of internal Starcrafismo
Next there is an extensive list of "common symptoms" that they will help to determine your level you of addiction to the Starcraft. Whatever you have more in common, more close these of convertirte in a "android plays-starcraft!!!!!" Creator:Byte_Vipe]2 - To the lingos dogs them decis - To your fiancèe it flames "Kerri" - In the summer querias to vacacionar in Sea Sara - you changed the motor to Him to your moto by a ceiling ventilator so that "it floats" - When somebody sneezes yours close salis running to look for a syringe for "restorearte" - you annexed two to Him Ginsu to the rubber gloves of your old one - To your papa him decis Overmind - you do not approach the "mines" by fear to that they explode - To your water pistol you loaded the tank with Kerosene and set afire quincho - Instead of saying "to thanks" decis "For Aiur" - you do not go by the path by fear to that burrowed are cats - To the seat of your district him decis "Lost Temple" - In you complete elections you voted to a certain Arturus Mengsk - When salts or you are going away to sleep, you leave your computer caught with sc running "just in case" - You have legal intentions to change your name, by your nick of sc. - When beams your task of social, biologia, and you go to referirte to people, it beams with the term "Terrans". - When your dog brings the newspaper to you, you say "pretty zergling to him". - you go great part of the time looking for the button "TO RAISE" of your house. - You have something of starcraft like subject of the writing-desk of your PC. - When you see a thug near you, you try to do lockdown to him. - You dream about starcraft. - you deny to Him to your professor of biologia and friends the cause that the elephant is the greater terrestrial animal, and affirms that he is ultralisk. - When you mount in an airplane, to you you happen shouting "dropeame aqui in cliff - When somebody calls your you say" to SCV let's to you go to sir "- At this moment the CD of starcraft is in your CD ROM - You are able to repeat all the phrases of all the units, until those of 10mo click (even those of zerg). - You review architecture books and still you do not understand because the Nexus Protoss is not one of the Seven Wonders of the World. - you pass You stepping on refresh in the page of blizzard hoping that they leave new updates, because the daily news of www.battle.net are not sufficient for you - You think about calling to your first-born "Jim Raynor" - Suspicions that your friends have been infected - you ask the Y2K will have influenced the tanks of the army to become to siege mode. - Your folder of starcraft weight more than 200 megas - In carnival and they halloween you disguise yourself of marine, zealot or hydralisk. - Bushes to your parents and you say to them to the policia that was that they were infected until the marrow. - In your small table at night, instead of the bible, you have the manual of starcraft. - Beam thought about buying battle chest. - In albumes familiar, you have screenshots of starcraft. - You have a full CD of replays. - When you see Alien: The eighth passenger, you explain your friends to him who the aliens are hydralisks. - You have a page Web dedicated to starcraft. - Visits at least 5 pages different from starcraft from newspaper. - When you are going to play tennis, letters, monopoly or chess with algun friend, before beginning you say "gl HF, map to him hack and disconnect" - When your fiancèe finishes with you, you do not think that it was infected. - you wonder yourself why people worry as much when there are the news on world-wide alarm of the nuclear wars and the nuclear weapons, if everything what there is to do is to find to ghost. - You have more than a copy of the CD of starcraft. - When they send you to the bakery to make a errand, you say to him to your breast "I DO THIS BY AIUR" - When a cockroach puts in desague or under your bed, you think that it is a lurker. - You are scared to leave your house not by the delinquency nor the sackings but from fear of which one queen it sends broodling to you. - When you are making the love with your fiancèe, suddenly you rise and you repeatedly pledge and you extinguish the light of the quarter, like doing that you are producing something. - When you have 6 dogs, you try to do the 6 closest zergling rush to your neighbor. - you already know several words koreanas. - When you die, people see your ghost seated in the PC playing sc. - If your pair is forced to abort, him questions to the doctor who if he is because he drinks is zergling. - Offers mails to blizzard so that they send "Chicle Starcraft" - You bought a monitor, mouse, keyboard, or any hardware of quality to improve your game in sc. - For you any game rts that leaves... is an excrement, without at least it to have proven. - Your social life is sent only and exclusively to Battle.net - When your papa offers a car to you, you you request one to him moto with 3 mines - nonsalts to no side without observer. - You think that the voice of your subconscientious one is overmind. - You deal with alucinarte to go to the school. - In Christmas you request of mascot zergling or dragoon. - you become wounded cuts and until having "1 of life" to demonstrate that zerg regenerates automatically. - You look for in the telephone directory if there is some called person Jim Raynor, and it flames so that it works for you. - When you play futbol or basket with your friends, you take a white sheet and you throw it above to do "disruption Web". - When you have left something in your house, you try to do "recall to him". - You attribute the caidas ones of the airplanes scourges, instead of terrorist attacks or climatologic faults. - When you remain without money you begin to look for expansions. - When you go to the doctor him payments with 75 and one gas cylinder of 25 of gas. - You begin to assign to your friends to groups from the 1 to the 0 in your mind. For example, Parents - Group 1, Friends - Group 2, ect... - In the bed with your fiancèe, you deal with fusionarte in archon. - When you see a fire, immediately you think about looking for a SCV, instead of calling to the 911. - When you are drunk you walk like dragoon. - When you are going to give a direction instead of saying "crosses to the right" or "he dirijase to the east", you say "go 3", or "go expa". - When you hear a thunderclap, you think that tank near you is siege. - You think about putting Artanis and Zeratul to him to your children. - When you see photos of pyramids of Egypt, you think about Lost Temple. - When you see books of history and the wars of independence, you ask yourself so that the expansions were not attacked. - When you go to the medico and they inject you say "OH to you YEAH, AH STONED" - When you see a house burning itself you throw a dove to him to try to infect it. - Bushes to the canaries and periquitos of your grandmother from fear of which they are mutalisks. - you wonder yourself why there is no more Turrets in the world if they are so cheap. - You think that the antenna of DirecTV is a Comsat Station. - you ask yourself as they fit more than 100 people in an airplane if in dropship 8 only fit. - You think that the supermarkets are zerg, because they sell cardboard eggs. - When your old ones say to you that you bless the table: To temper ours that you are in sky, blesses these provisions q we are going to consume. - When you subis Fiat 600 of your old cagas puteando to you because mode does not come with siege. - When you take hold the airplane for Peru you go away to the flight deck and him decis whereupon button activates cloak? - Not pedis directions of the new people who you know, single precise its IP. - if there is storm and relampagea: it must have toss by the zone. - single you want to know medicas, since the women are single medicas truth? - When puteas to the Supreme Court of justice, you say: " Those Children of Puta of the Confederation " - when you are going to cagar beams but force of the necessary one for sees if you prune yourself to turn guardian. - Sights to your excrement with affection, could there leave something. - if accounts ask on your family him to you on the new members of klan. - Mietras that your friends are in town hall, your esperás in west. - Not him short the nails to the dog so that he is but dangerous to style zergling. - These safe that Noel Pope travels in corsair, of another form its speed is not explained to give gifts to everybody in one night. - you touch yourself thinking about Kerrigan. - Playing futbol you send yourself against the arquero with the porposito "to explode". - Once in a while you touch yourself thinking about matriarca. - in the audio equipment of listening the SC CD (yes, it can). - When in the history class they mention great emperors you speak of Arturus Mengsk, or appointments words of the liberator of America: General San Tassadar. - you do not like the cemeteries. "so many buried things sound to ambush". - nonheadresses the microwaves, one never know that it can attract zergs! - you feel safe in the water, nothing enters the water! - you have rastas, because protoss has rastas. - You distrust of your parents you know that in fact you are son of the Xel´Naga. - you always look for BC in the airports. - These safe that to better tecnica to repel ugly tiny beasts when you are going to dance he is irradiarte of perfume cheap. - Cuandos you are going to play toneos actual always you take a EMP in the pocket, in case something leaves bad. - You convince your friends to form a religion that a called God Fenix adores - To the Senators the Judicators flames, and to the Deputies, Conclaves. - Him contas storyline of the Sc to your hermanito before sleeping - you know yourself procases out of each unit of the game - You adjudge to the beginning of unvierso to the "Aeon of Flux" - You created hibrido between your pajarito and a crab and it flames "Guardian" - To your son you think to call it Slayer_Boxer - To your friends, instead of saying to them "sos I castrate", sos them decis "gosu" - Your letters, instead of finalizing them with Atte., it beams with Gl, HF - In your vacations you requested to him to your hermanitos that they buried to you below the head, to expermientar the sensation of borrow - You hate the C&C and the AoE but that to anything in the world - When you go to the these cinema anxious of which they pass the Preview of Starcraft 2 - When they win to you in the trick, you retire to the puteadas ones arguing that your rival you hiso "card-hack" - these laughing to You with all these boludeces - you have begun inquiries to make an advanced course of programming to develop a called game "Starcraft 2" - in the radio you try to tune the "radio free zerg" - Queres to organize a party with your friends of "scv football" - you cortajeas all the language trying that penetrates the floor and leaves underneath chicken farmer of some mine - In your house they begin to say "back to you" (it has happened to me) - Before sleeping you remain thinking about that game that you lost and in which deberias to have done that you did not do. - you registered in Ejercito to be able to get to pilot wraith - you do not approach the walls by fear to that it leaves a detector with missiles - when they ask to your name decis your nick to you - you put yourself to see Replays with drink, and rich things to eat to your side, to the best style cinema function - You referis to your house like "comand to center" - Him sugeris to your fiancèe who him quedaria good to take control trenzitas of wood small pieces in the hair, and to paint the face of green color - you installed 6 flying cañitas to Him to the antenna of Tele of your house, in case they come mutas - You wish with all your soul to have been able to belong to the universe of starcraft - You wish with all your soul to be able to comprise of the Staff of Blizzard - These seeing the possibility that Renault 12 of your old one can happen to the Siege way - In games traspiras but that if you were gambling fulbacho - Before beginning very feasible gg, beats the heart to you but that if you had to Pampita face - You look for of algun muñequito of Sc in comiquerias but that the Yankees to Saddam in Iraq - When you see a blind person by the street kitchen maids the ass to remove to him the effect to him from the Flare - you put the ventilator to Him to your television set for hacerte observer - you these arming to a suit of marine with cardboard and latitas of Goliat tail - you armed a CD with all "taunts" of units to listen in the car - You dedicate your life to biologia to see if revolviendo the Earth you encontras algun zerg borrowed - You wish that it leaves pelicula the Sc but that Terminator4, the return of the King, together 2 X-men and Matrix4 - Pensas that pentagono podria to have stopped the attack to the towers if his you lead had played much Turret Defense - You affirm that we are product of an experiment of the Xel naga, and that piramides of Egypt is temple forgotten by them. - you filled your habitacion of earth and tiny beasts for sentirte zerg more - you did to Him "consumes" to your hermanito because you needed energia urgent to play futbol - You know that the reality is that Saddam this poseido by the Overmind and late does not know to the q hace.Cuando llegás to algun side you become recall. - When these in the middle of much people him beams all a Storm. - Studying biologia seguis dividing to the animals in Zerg and no-Zerg. - You go to all sides with a pile of put clothes to increase the armor. - When the light is cut, pensas that algun boludo rompio pylon. - When you put the contact lenses listening a vocecita qe says: "Ocular Implants completes". - Queres unirte to the Navy, but like not encontras the nearest cabin, asumis than became lift. - you constantly hit your friends computeitors treating about fusionarte in archon. - damege worries to You splash when you see explosions in peliculas. - When this with your friends or your fiancèe and I finish guita to listening a voice to you in your cabezaque says: "Not enough Minerals".Recitas speechs of each personage simultaneamete in the Briefing of each campaign, ingles and Spanish - You salute saying" In Adun Taro "- You walk finding out by algun cursito fast of Koreano and Chinese - When it leaves a fire some makes in Cronica, you ask yourself if the Firebat habra been under the effect of the Stimpack - Tenes a portarretrato of Kerrigan and another one of Raynor next to the one of your fiancèe and your friends - you ask yourself if Predator is hibrido protoss-zerg... you ask because pelicula" Aliens "was not called" Zergs "- you were constructed your own Center Command in the galponcito of the bottom, with antenna of Direct TV like Comsat, your hermanitos like scvs collecting sweepings by ahi and nona of Advisor. - you do not travel in subte because tenes fear to find Lurker borrowed - him strips snots to people trying ke walks but slow because of esnare.
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